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dean @ 2:34am: hey cas show me ur gun
cas @ 2:36am: I don’t do guns.
dean @ 2:36am: WAIT
dean @ 2:36am: WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT?????
dean @ 2:37am: aint u a cop?????
cas @ 2:39am: I am, but that doesn't necessarily mean I do guns.
cas @ 2:41am: I have a mean kick, though, that’s all that I need.
dean @ 2:41am: but what if
dean @ 2:41am: WHAT IF U GET SHOT OR SOMETHING
dean @ 2:44am: CAS!!!!!!!!!!
cas @ 2:45am: A gun can’t prevent me from getting shot, Dean.
dean @ 2:46am: NEITHER CAN UR FOOT U FUCKING WEIRDO
dean @ 2:46am: a gun would protect u more than ur body
dean @ 2:46am: COULD
dean @ 2:46am: EVER
dean @ 2:46am: DREAM
dean @ 2:47am: OF
cas @ 2:49am: Don’t be ridiculous, Dean, a gun is not a shield. Besides, I’m a black belt in krav maga, I know how to take care of myself even if my opponent is an armed lunatic. Also, Kevlar.
cas @ 2:50am: I appreciate the concern, though. It is kind of adorable.
dean @ 2:51am: aww man fuck u
dean @ 2:51am: for the record UR fucking ridiculous
dean @ 2:52am: and sooooo fucking reckless
dean @ 2:52am: u crazy fuck
dean @ 2:52am: thats fucking stupid
dean @ 2:52am: even for u
dean @ 2:53am: dont even get me started.....,,..,
cas @ 2:53am: Huh.
dean @ 2:54am: what?
cas @ 2:54am: I can read your words but I cannot understand them, how odd.
dean @ 2:55am: asshole!!!!!!