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Saiki was just a poor, bored psychic, suffering another day with his insufferable classmates.
Just then, the teacher announces to the class, "Hello everyone, we will be welcoming a new international transfer student, Y/N"
Y/N walks into the room, strutting with confidence and attracting the eyes of all the perverted men in the class, Saiki included. Hey-
"H-hello everyone, my name is Y/N" she stutters cutely, her petit knees quivering cutely. She was gorgeous, and all the boys immediately diverted their attention from Teruhashi to her. Whispers spread across the class at the new girl.
"She might be as pretty as Teruhashi..."
"I've never seen someone with a slash in their name"
"No what are you talking about, she's obviously better"
"Who names their child why enn?"
"I would die for her"
"Quiet down everyone, who wants to volunteer to show Y/N around." says the teacher.
Everyone's hands shoot up, desperately clamoring to be the chosen one. Saiki's one isn't noticeable, but he doesn't need it to be. He implants a thought into the teachers mind, and she instantly chooses him. "Okay, it's going to be Saiki."
All of the other boys glare at him in jealousy, while he basks in the attention, practically salivating in it. No one else would get to have Y/N. This is getting annoying.
Y/N makes her way over to Saiki, looking at him with those large orbs. He lovingly stares back, losing himself in those mesmerizing eyes. They lean closer and clos-
Alright that's enough Y/N's face freezes, the entire world in complete stillness except for the pink haired psychic.
How did you do that??? You're just a fictional character
You forget I'm also a psychic
But you still have to follow my command. I'm the author here.
Are you sure?
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I pack my bags in the midst of chaos, and slip out of the classroom. Yare yare, I'll never catch a break from these insufferable idiots. The screams fade away as I get further away from school. Today was a rough day, maybe I'll get some coffee jelly.
The cafe I usually go to is all out, so I head to the store instead. The coffee jelly shelves are completely cleared out. In their place is a new product, banana jelly.
It's fine. I'll just make it at home.
"Ku, what are you talking about?" mother asks me, "I've never heard of this coffee jelly before."
I know who did this. Yare yare, guess she isn't wiped off the face of the Earth. I'll have to finish her off properly this time.
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Heyy everyone, thanks for reading. This was heavily inspired from 'The Completely Fantastic Love Life of Saiki K!' by froogieburger. Shoot, I think I see Saiki coming towards me...wish me luck!!