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Tim Drake POV
Tim and Selina were going on a heist as usual so far Tim had a managed to avoid the bats keyword is so far and tonight was the night that pattern was broken. Tim and Selina were stealing from museum everything was fine until Batman showed up and they were flirting. That was his mum it wasn't like Tim hadn't seen his mum flirt with Alpha people before but this was SO MUCH WORSE! Robin was also there. “I am just going to grab the money.” Tim said awkwardly he was trying to give Robin away out of watching their parents get it on. This was awkward as hell and he hated his life and god damn it Bruce why did you have to be into his mum. “Need help carrying it, kid.” Robin asked. Okay that's odd Robin probably shouldn't be this down for crime. “Are you okay?” Tim asked. “Yeah why the hell wouldn't I be.” Jason asked. “Umm isn't it your job to fight crime?” Tim asked slowly. “Yup I don't get paid though.” Jason confirmed. “All right I am not going to question that let's go.” Tim walked off and Jason followed him.
Jason Todd POV
Something good came from Selina and his mama fucking a baby brother. Yeah he was a criminal but he was also really small like the tiniest kid in history so it was cancelled out. The pup was carrying a large amount of cash but he was obviously struggling with the weight to be fair that amount of money probably weighted a fuck ton. Was he helping him so he wouldn't have to watch Bruce and Selina have sex yes but it was mostly out of the kindness of his own heart also yes. “So Stray what Selina is like as mum.” Jason asked, trying to start a conversation. “Shes the best she always spends time with me gives the best cuddles and she taught how to me use a whip!” He said excitedly. “How is Bruce?” The pup asked cutely. “Well isn't that talkative but he can be fun I guess he buys me a stupid amount of stuff.” Jason told Stray. Who nodded. Their conversation eventually descended into them shit talking the other ones parent. “I swear I have heard Bruce moan he is never that loud normally!” Jason vented he normally wouldn't talk to a pup about sex but Stray shared his pain. “Selina flirts with people all the time but this is ridiculous like she normally would never let it get in the way of a HEIST!” Tim complained back. “And she normally isn't THIS BAD and it's normally for a practical reason not.” Stray sighed. Poor Stray he couldn't imagine having to watch B flirt. Bruce tends to turn the playboy down in front of Jason. Jason patted Tim’s back in condolence. They talked more eventually their respective omega mama’s picked them up.