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Arthur and his friends were hanging out at a bowling alley. They were chatting about various things when somehow the conversation shifted to the topic of fellatio.
"Like, why do girls even do shit like that?" Tsar questioned.
"I mean.." Yura began, "Sucking dick is actually pretty fun".
"How'd you know?" Tsar shot back.
Instantly Yura was sweating bullets. "Y'know..".
"Have- Have you sucked off a dude before?" Tsar demanded.
"Not, like, seriously..".
"The fuck does that mean?".
Yura sighed. "Well, one time, me and Arthur were.. joking around and stuff. We were kinda drunk too, so- as a joke- I kinda sucked Arthur's dick".
"You- you sucked my bro's cock?!" Tsar cried, "What the fuck?".
"The joke was that we're both straight dudes" Yura explained, "So, like, it'd be funny if I sucked his dick, 'cuz I'd never actually do that".
"You just said you did do that".
"Yeah, as a joke".
"So the joke is that you wouldn't suck cock, even though you literally were sucking cock?".
"Well.. when you say it like that it sounds stupid".
Just then Arthur returned from the toilet.
"Yura says he sucked your knob" Tsar told him.
"The fuck? Course not!" Arthur replied, "And even if I did, it's not gay to get your cock sucked".
"It is if you're getting it sucked by a guy".
"How?" Arthur challenged, "Guys and girls have the same sort of mouth, right?".
"Eh, not really" Ivan interjected, "I know it's different, but when I'm making out with dudes it feels way different than it does with Yana".
The other three boys stared at Ivan.
"Why the hell are you making out with dudes?" Tsar demanded.
"'Cuz Yana likes watching?" Ivan replied, as though it were obvious.
"That is pretty gay.." Arthur said.
"No? If I was gay then why would I be making out with dudes just to sex up my girlfriend?" Ivan explained with utmost confidence in his logic.
"He.. kinda has a point" Yura added.
"I know you're smarter than that" Arthur snapped.
Silence fell on the four boys
"So.. you've all done gay shit with other boys.." Tsar remarked, "Yura, I get, but you two too?".
"Like, we're not gay gay" Ivan protested, "It's not like we're cross-dressing and shit".
"Wait, hold up" Tsar said, "It's not gay to like girl stuff!"