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perspective:narrarator
Shumby was feeling lonely and wanted to do something exciting,so he decided to invite a few friends over.
He wrote into the group chat.
"Hey,anyone up to meet up at my place to hang out?"
CobbleCat quickly answers.
"Yeah,im down."
Shortly after that,Whisp adds,
"omw."
Mad texts,last but not least,
"sure."
After a few minutes Cobble arrived,since he only lived a few blocks away.
"Hey,Cobble."
"Hi,Shumby."
Shumby looked him up and down slowly.He was wearing sweat pants,a shirt that didn't really fit him right,that it revealed a bit of his chest.Shumby stared at him,forgetting the world around him.He finds Cobble so beautiful.-Oh,you stupid mooshroom cow,stop staring at him and do something you idiot!-
"Uh,Shumby?"
Shumby barely heard the voice,as his eyes lingerd over Cobble's body.His outfit was so ordinary,but for Shumby,It was beautiful on him.
"Shumby,are you ok?"
"Shumby?"
"Hello?"
Shumby snapped out of it,shaking his head.
"Um,can I come in?"Cobble asked concerned.
"Sure,sorry."
"Uh,it's ok."
Shumby's face burned in embarrassment.Cobble just trys to brush it of.-Oh innocent,little CobbleCat,so pure.-
"sooo,are the others gonna be here soon?"
"proba-"
Shumby gets cut of by the sound of the doorbell ringing.He unlockes the door and lets Whisp come in.
"Hey,Wisp!"
Wihsp takes one look at Cobble sitting on the couch with a shirt to big and messy hair,Whisp jumps to conclusions, and as the Shumbycat shipper Whisp is,they say,
"so,looks like you two had some fun~"
Cobble freezes,cheeks and ears burning.Shumby quickly closes the door and turns around,trying to hide the blush on his face.
"H-hey!Stop it,Whisp!"
Shumby forces out,trying to act like he totally didn't imagine that scene unfold.-And he thinks he's straight,yeah...totally straigt...-
The doorbell rings for the third time.Shumby lets Mad in,but he seems to sence the tension in the room.
"Hey,Shumby,hey,Wisp,hey,Cobble."
"uh,hi"Shumby says dissmisive.
"hey..."Cobble adds.
"hiiii"Whisp says,clearly loving all the tension their making for the two lovers.
Mad comes in and places himself on the couch.
"Do you have pizza?Im craving some."Whisp says.
"We can order some." Shumby offers.
"Please!"Whisp jolts up in excitement.
"What kind?"
"Margarita."
"Mad,Cobble,what type of pizza do you guys want?"
"Salami." Mad says.
"whatever you're getting."Cobble says.
"Ok,I placed our orders."Shumby announces.
He walks to Cobble and sits next to him.
"I never finish my pizza,so we can share...?" Shumby whispers to Cobble.
"ok."He says.
Shumby is internally screaming.He is questioning everything.Why couldn't he just talk normaly and not whisper?-Idk,dont ask me.-Why did he use such a tone?-I said idk man.-Why did act so wierd?-I SAID I DONT KNOW!-