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The breeze makes its way to the opening of Mimiko and Nanako's shared bedroom window. However, only one twin is present.
Mimiko rests on her bed. Two textbooks lay on her bedside table—more forgotten than the happiness in Jujutsu Kaisen. Apparently, reading manga doesn't matter when you can just scroll. She'd been watching memes on the official Jujutsu Kaisen Instagram page—specifically on her little brother, Megumi's, phone. Hers, though... Was definitely dead—until her blissful, peaceful scrolling is soon interrupted by an abrupt surge of texts from a group chat.
"Girl boss, Sea urchin, Finger eater"
A group chat featuring well... you already know.
The notifications ding one by one:
Yuuji Itadori💛: GUYS!!
Yuuji Itadori💛: GUYYYYYYS!!!!!!
Yuuji Itadori💛: I MADE A PLAYLIST FOR EACH OF YOU!!!!!!
Yuuji Itadori💛: CHECK IT OUTTT NOWWW!!!!
Yuuji Itadori💛: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1HT1gxwiGVbaZjjUK6ievk?si=HHqHw3PrTyOLcPpUUxYdUQ&pi=rHax3_46RzGkM
Yuuji Itadori💛: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7sQEC471BYXOswIzPSRNap?si=RWzDCOPtSguIZMJDrJ_-UQ&pi=UGjp7_aVSeWOf
Yuuji Itadori💛: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0DAIAAxTy0i8I3et6hd3xD?si=Fsq5JiIiTr-uKRDkjxRX8g&pi=yjSc7xTeQfiN-
Yuuji Itadori💛: THE LAST ONE IS FOR ALL OF US!!!!
Nobara Kugisaki💴: Yuji this is like the millionth playlist uve sent us😭😭
Nobara Kugisaki💴: ill check it out later im with maki rn
Yuuji Itadori💛: oki :(
Yuuji Itadori💛: BUT DONT FORGET!!!
Nobara Kugisaki💴: yeah yeah gtg
Yuuji Itadori💛: BYEE!!!
Yuuji Itadori💛: GUMI COME ONLINEE!!!!
Mimiko taps on the notifications with little to zero hesitation—checking out the playlists first without responding.
Yuuji & Megumi<3
Track 1- Love song
Track 2- Love song
Track 3- Love song
Track 4- Love song
Track 5- NOT a love song(?)
Track 6 - Love song
Track 7- Love song
"What in the gay toes...?" She mutters inwardly—not long before jumping out of her bed, rushing into Tsumiki's room that is right next to Mimiko and Nanako's shared bedroom. "Miki!! come see this!" She then bellows.
The door to Tsumiki's room almost bursts from how hard Mimiko pushes the door. Tsumiki was seen lounging on a little swing thing that had been installed in her room (courtesy of Gojo). Tsumiki's eyes darts up at the sound only to be met with the sight of her sister—grinning like some mentally deranged gremlin who's holding what appears to be her little brothers phone.
· · ────── ꒰ঌ·TIMESKIP·໒꒱ ────── · ·
"I figured he had a crush on that Itadori kid," Tsumiki states curtly.
Not even half a millisecond later, a voice rings from the corridor.
"WHHHHOOOOOOOOOO HAS A CRUSH ON ITADORI!IIIIIIIIIIIIIII?!"
The rapid footsteps get louder as the upside-down-mop-like figure sprints across the big hallway.
Then, a sudden halt before the door.
The man campy knocks on the large, rectangular piece of wood.
"Tsumiki, can I come in?~" He sing songs.
"Yeah sure thi-" Tsumiki is cut off by the sound of the door swinging open—and then Gojo's loud voice.
"Now.. is it Megumi? Oh who am I kidding... of course it's Megumi! He's painfully pansexual..." The paintbrush man spoke with a finger on his chin contemplatively. "This is wonderful! Oh..." He starts to tear up, reaching for his blindfolded eyes. "He's all grown up..."
Turning to Mimiko—and wiping his false tear—he sniffles a reply. "Are you as grown up as him? Do you have a boyfriend just like he does?"
Nanako enters instantly—without hesitance and definitely without knocking (she'd gotten home from her little stroll outside).
"Who has a boyf—did Megumi get one before me? What the hell!? This is so unfair!!"
She complains.
Mimiko explains what happened and shows them the playlist.
"PLAY THIS AT THEIR WEDDING!!!" Gojo chirps.
"OH MY GOSH!?" Nanako squealed.
· · ────── ꒰ঌ·ONE MINI WEDDING PLANING SESSION LATER·໒꒱ ────── · ·
The Girls-and-Guardian-Gang made their way to the living room of the mansion. With snacks scattered on the floor and note pads in their hands, Getou enters the mansion with a soft click. Turning around to lock the door, his movements slow just slightly. "I'm home. Megumi went out for coffee with his friends after he finished his book." The kids (and Gojo) begin to yell with words far too loud to be comprehendible. "Everyone speak one-after-another. I only have two ears, you know." He spins on his heel to face them. (getou is so beautiful i love him so much WHY ISNT HE REALSHUFCH｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡)
"Megumi has a crush on someone!" Tsumiki nearly shouts.
"Megs has a boyfriend!" Mimiko adds.
"GUMI'S GETTIN' MARRIED!!" Nanako shrieks.
"WE SHOULD HAVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!!!" Gojo Gojos in typical Gojo fashion.
"....Huh?" Getou manages to mutter out, while simultaneously mentally noting the fact that his husband wanted chocolate cake. They'd have it for dessert tonight, then. "Okay, sure...?" he attempted at a smile, grasping nothing whatsoever.
· · ────── ꒰ঌ·TIMESKIP·໒꒱ ────── · ·
"Tsumiki, Nanako, Mimiko, my dearest children—please refrain from 'shipping' your little brother with his closest friend." He says calmly. Then he turns to Gojo, "And you, Satoru..." A pause. His voice becomes more stern as he continues, "We will talk about this. Right now."
'Dads in trouble...' The girls somehow all thought together, sharing glances that depict exactly that.
Following that, our favorite gays head into a separate room to talk. Gojo is hesitant, expecting a lecture or maybe even a scolding from his beloved (even the strongest sorcerers must be disciplined at times ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧). However...
"So what exactly happened?! Tell me EVERYTHING!!" Getou whisper-shouts.
Gojo's eyebrows shoot up so high you'd think he has a preceding hairline. "Haah!?!"
"You know.. Megumi and Yuuji. What about them?" the black haired monkey hater gossiped.
"WHAT?- OH, uh... OKAY! so—so basically, the breeze made its way to the opening of Mimiko and Nanako's shared bedroom window..." (See what we did there?)
· · ────── ꒰ঌ·TIMESKIP·໒꒱ ────── · ·
And Megumi is finally home!
"Mimiko, Where's my phone?" The sea urchin calls out, entering the home with a jacket that hadn't been seen as his before. (i love itafushi (,,> ᴗ <,,))
Mimiko approaches Megumi, grinning as if she were a Disney supervillain. "Is there something you'd like to tell me? ... About a secret boyfriend... maybe?"
"Huh?—What?! Absolutely not. Where'd you get that from?" Megumi's ears are already a bright shade of pink as his voice dropped an octave in embarrassment.
"Then why'd 'Yuuji Itadori [yellow heart emoji],'," (She actually said "Yellow heart emoji" btw) "send you a playlist full of romantic songs? and why do you two text each other 'Good morning' and 'Good night' EVERY. SINGLE. DAY?"
"Uhm.. Well, he saved that on my phone himself... Besides, yellow hearts symbolize friendship, joy, and platonic affection." Megumi tries to retort, but his words just end up sounding more shy.
"Okay ChatGPT." She responds in a snarly manner. "What? So he gives you joy?—also, what on earth is that jacket?!" Mimiko knew she got him there. Checkmate.
"Uhm..." Megumi grabs his phone—and runs away faster then his dignity flies out the window.
He does not get far.
Instead, he runs into Gojo, who looks at him with the fattest smirk plastered on his face. "Suguru told me you went out for coffee with Nobara and Yuuji. Had fun?" His eyebrows wiggle infuriatingly.
"Uh, yeah...? Kugisaki left early so it was just Itadori and me for a while."
"Aww... did he show you his playlist?~"
"So Mimiko did tell you after all..." He suppresses the urge to melt into the ground in frustrated embarrassment.
The brown-haired girl doesn't respond. Just laughs with with the rest of her sisters.
· · ────── ꒰ঌ·AFTERMATH·໒꒱ ────── · ·
Megumi doesn’t come back to the living room that night.
Mimiko and Nanako eventually give up, though the looks they exchange say they’ve already won. Tsumiki just shakes her head fondly, pretending she doesn’t notice Megumi chase Mimiko down the hall afterwards.
Somewhere down the hall, Megumi’s door clicks shut.
No explanations...
No weddings—yet.
Later, Megumi lies on his bed, phone in his hand.
Yuuji Itadori💛:Gumi!! Did Mimiko actually see those texts...? (・–・;)ゞ
Yuuji Itadori💛: IM SOOORRRYYYY!!!! I DIDNR KNOOOO
Me: No, no... It's alright. You forgot to take your jacket
back though, so let's meet tomorrow.
Yuuji Itadori💛: OHH OKAYY!!!! SO SAME TIME TOMORROW, SAME PLACE?
Me: Yeah.
Yuuji Itadori💛: NIGHTY NIGHT!!!
Me: Good night.
And with that, Megumi smiles (unbearably fondly) and drifts off to sleep.