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Kakashi POV
"My first impression of you guys...I don't like you."
"Meet me at the roof in .5"
I am waiting for my appointed team members, who have been forced on me. I never wanted a genin team, so why can't life go my way for once? I blame the Hokagehe for messing with me too much.
Flashback:
"Hatake Kakashi, you are hereby relieved of your duty as Anbu captain," the Hokage said, puffing on his pipe.
"Hokage-sama, why? I am still capable; I know that!" I asked frantically yet stoically.
"I need you to relax. Now you will take on a genin team—Team 7," he paused. You are to make them strong—no, ensure they become the new Sannin."
"Political pressure, isn't it?" I asked rhetorically.
"Yes, you know that having the village's jinchuriki, the last Uchiha, and the merchant princess on one team means the council won't leave me alone unless they become strong enough to rival or surpass the Sannin... So, do you understand?"
"Hai, Hokage-sama."
"Good. You are dismissed."
End Of Flashback
"Now introduce yourself."
"Um... sensei, shouldn't you show us how it is done? ne "The girl with waist-long hair and emerald eyes had spoken up.
"I guess so, I am Kakashi Hatake, my likes are none of your business, I don't have many dislikes, and I have a lot of hobbies, and I have no dreams for the future.
"At the end, we only learned your name," exclaimed a rather loud blonde with sun-kissed skin and whisker-like marks on each side of his face. The most striking thing about him is that he is wearing an obnoxious orange colored jumpsuit that screams, "KILL ME NOW!"
You said something," I deadpanned
"Yes, I did, dattebayo. "He yelled
"Shut up, Dobe, "the black-haired boy said.
"TEME, "the yellow-haired boy replied.
"dobe"
"Teme"
"dobe"
"Teme"
"Okay, you, yellow hair boy, your turn."
"Hai, I am Naruto Uzumaki. I like ramen, training, and planting. I am trying out new flavors of ramen. I hate the 3 minutes you have to wait for the ramen to finish. My hobby is pranking, and my dream is to become Hokage so that people will start to treat me like I'm somebody, Dattebayo."He ranted
"Now you're up next, pinky."
"H-hai, I am Sakura Haruno, like (glances over a black-haired boy ), I mean the person I like is ... I dislike NARUTO! My dreams for the future are (glances over again and blushes ferociously )
" And you duck-butt hair."
I am Sasuke Uchiha. I don't have any likes, I dislike a lot of things, I have no hobbies, and my dream isn't a dream because I will make it a reality,y and that is to revive my clan and kill a certain man," He said all Uchiha-like stoically.
"Great, great, we know each other now, so come here tomorrow, DO NOT EAT,ja ane."
