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The cafe is loud. People laughing, talking, eating— yet, behind the kitchen is chaos.
“Where’s order 158??!!” Till yells across all the cutlery. Everyone rustles trying to get into order.
He finally finds said order and goes to deliver it. Ivan watches him from the counter, not doing his work as he catches up to him once till comes back.
“Tiilll..” Ivan says, wrapping his arms around his boyfriend's waist.
“Not now..” he answers, pushing Ivan off him whilst a faint blush plays across his face.
they go back to the kitchen to fetch more orders while Mizi & Sua work on receiving them
and Luka & Hyuna work the receipts and table placement.
Six painful homos trying to run a café with a bunny theme successfully..
It comes to that time of day where everyone votes on a pair of members to perform!
The voting starts. Mizi and Sua hand out all the little papers to then put in a box
which will be passed around by till and Ivan. At the end,
Luka and Hyuna will announce the winners.
All while everyone does their part of connecting with the customers.
“And the winners are..!” Hyuna exclaims on stage, leaving tension in the air when she then claims with Luka; “Ivan and Till!!”
The crowd erupts. Till is upset he has to perform again while Ivan is excited to spend more time with him.
The pair of guys walk on stage while the screen behind them shows a list of things that they can choose to do for the night.
They must pick three out of six.
Singing, dancing, a children’s game, dress up, a race (of some sort) and interactive questions.
They stare at each other and start whispering.
“Dress up?” Ivan suggests.
“..Fine. Interactive questions too cause it’s easier” till replies “and.. a children’s game..”
“Okay..”
They both look back at the crowd and at Hyuna & Luka. “Dress up, interactive questions and a children’s game.”
The two boys both say at the same time, exchanging looks.
Hyuna goes off explaining everything while Luka holds up posters and examples.
For their first performance of “dress up” they’ll be given a series of accessories and cover up’s to quickly put on each other in a minute and make sure the audience approves of it.
For the second, they’ll be given some questions and while also making their own to then ask certain people in the audience.
And the last performance for a children’s game, they will be playing both hopscotch and tic tac toe.
The first game is over in a second. At the end they both look insanely dumb.
A coat that doesn’t match the hat nor glasses, stupid necklaces and scarfs with tacky belts. The audience eats it up, laughing nonstop the whole minute.
Next comes the questions. They have a handful to get through, maybe around 10.
Till reads the first one and points to a girl in one of the front tables with her arm all the way up.
“You. What’s the most embarrassing dare you’ve ever gotten?”
The girl blushes, and answers with “uh.. haha.. I got dared to ——— (I have no dare for her lol) ..”
Till's face goes bright red as everyone starts laughing “that was.. something. Thank you for sharing” as he hands the mic to Ivan to read the next question.
Ivan hops off stage. Walking around the further tables and pointing to a guy with his hand slightly up, sitting alone.
He leans down and asks,
“If you were given the chance. Would you kiss a member?”
The guy gets all flustered and mutters a yeah.
Ivan laughs as he gives the mic back to till on stage.
They take turns asking questions and picking as many people as they can.
For the last performance of a children’s game— two actually, they stand on stage waiting for instructions because nothing can ever be simple…
“For their last two mini games.. or .. whatever you wanna call it for hopscotch and tic tac toe, they will be playing blindfolded!” Luka announces.
Hyuna and him are the owners of the cafe, which is why they’re the mc’s (incase you were wondering idk)
Till groans while his partner remains unaffected.
The pair of doomed gays jump around like idiots on a hopscotch that might as well not be there. The game of tic tac toe went roughly the same, they both lost by not drawing in the lines.
During the games, their audience is filled with laughs and whispers about how dumb the duo looks on stage.
The entire time, Till is cringing under his blindfold and Ivan is…Ivan.
Their games finish and the homos stand at the front of the stage,
“Thank you everyone for coming to our evening games!”
Ivan exclaims with his perfect, fake smile.
“It was a pleasure meeting you all”
Till tries too hard to seem enthusiastic but it just comes out wrong. He’s tired.
The curtain of the stage falls over them, closing them off from the rest of the cafe.
Both boyfriends let out a sigh.
It's been a long day,
Sua had accidentally dropped a huge order and it made everyone behind schedule,
they were also missing a bunch of products cause their supplier got delayed,
everyone kept making mistakes and the whole day was just a bit of a mess.
The rest of the staff usher everyone out of the cafe, since it's finally closing.
The owners clock out first, they were here the earliest.
Then it's the lesbians. Aren't they cute?
Finally, our gays are stuck cleaning the rest up. Hooligans.
“Why’d we have to clean today? We were on stage…” Till asks, slightly upset about overworking.
“Why does it matter? I mean, I get to see you… all tired…" The black haired cutie steps closer to his boyfriend, wrapping his arms around his waist.
“Ugh. not now”
“You said that earlierrr” He frowns.
Till pushes his boyfriend off him.
“Later. When we get home”
Ivan keeps his hand loosely holding Till’s, smiling. A real, genuine smile.
“Okay let's go then”
“But, we’re not finished cleaning…”
“Who cares! Whateverrr, not like they’re gonna notice”
Till was hesitant before agreeing to skip their duties
They then went home and fucked for 5 hours straight