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“Wah wah wah wah wah” -Rice
“𝓬𝓻𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮" -Haru 🥹✌️✌️
50 minutes later
Rice Shower was being princess carried down the aisle by Haru Urara.
“WE GOT MARRIED!!” she cheered as everyone stood up and clapped. Lesbian marriage was always healing to the soul.
Haru suited a suit surprisingly satisfactorily. Rice Shower really rocked a black wedding dress. It was beautiful.
“I object.”
The married couple turned in shock as a hole suddenly opened in the floor, and Mihono Bourbon rose from below.
“According🤖To My🤖Calculations, Rice Shower is 99% more Compatible with Me.” Mihono Bourbon stated.
Haru just laughed. “Yay! It’s time for the fun part!”
Rice Shower looked confused. “What fun pa—“
🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥
Mihono Bourbon fell to the ground, dead, bleeding from all her limbs.
“YAAAAAAAAAAAAY” the crowd cheered and clapped with a standing ovation
And Rice Shower started to cry
“𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽'𝓼 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽,” the intelligent Haru Urara smiled. She planned this all out. “𝓒𝓻𝔂 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓶𝓮... "
👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩👩❤️💋👩💍👰♀️🤵♀️🏳️🌈👩❤️👩💕💕💕
UraRice have canonically married, kissed, and gotten a house together. Awwwwh. “I enjoy lesbians.” - Mihono Bourbon, before she died
POPULAR racer AGNES TACHYON when asked about the relationship between Haru Urara and Rice Shower: “What?”
Agnes Digital when questioned on her knowledge of the relationship between Haru Urara and Rice Shower:”AAAAJSHDJDHDKDHDKSJSKDJSDHDKDHSHJAJSHSGGSKAKAJAAAAAAAMYYURIISCANONOHYMGOSJSHSKSDJDKDJSPASJAAHHH”