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It's been a pretty peaceful day actually… To Salt at least… they didn't really have to do anything today… until Artful Forced Salt and FUCKASS Devesto to go and get some food.
Well this will be… something. Hoping no civilians would catch them this time… since after doing absolutely nothing all day they hoped that they would keep doing nothing… it's gonna be fast… right?
And that stupid f3x abuser will DEFINITELY NOT fuck up their mission AGAIN. right.
They always thought he was just too… much. Especially on missions. He'd get cocky and that always results in his and anyone else getting chased ONCE AGAIN.
Fuckass government and Devesto's stupid loud mouth.
As they were both walking through the forest, in awkward silence, Devesto could not hold himself to stay quiet anymore "why do you hate me?"
"I don't- I DO. a lot… why do you care…"
"Sure you do… you didn't say that last time we made out…"
Salt stopped walking, just standing still now, just a tad bit flustered and definitely frustrated already.
"Didn't I tell you to never talk about that again!"
"Jeez Salty… nobody is here to hear it… don't get ya panties in a twist!"
"I don't- huh? What does that even mean!?"
"You should really learn puns…"
"I am pretty damn sure it's just an idiotic phrase rather than a pun…"
"Whatever helps you sleep at night sweetheart…"
It was just quiet for a long moment between them… Salt not being in the mood to argue further… but apparently their yelling actually attracted someone… bounty hunters… FUCK. who knew they were STILL out here…
Salt groaned in frustrated "this is all your fault."
"Excuse me what did I do…"
"Doesn't matter now!"
They were only lucky that this was an open space and they couldn't be cornered, but still… there was no option to run… they'd be found again either way…
Though unfortunately for Devesto, since it was an open space… trapping people will be impossible.
Salt grabbed the disk, clutching it, before dodging to the side, avoiding the shots fired at them… barely tho…
They threw the disc with precision, before the civilians could react the disc landed right in one of theirs throat. It didn't take long before the civilian fell down to the ground, out cold.
Everyone stood still for a moment… not even meaning to do that… the disk immediately returning to Salt, catching it… now bloody.
"Woah…"
Salt looked over at Devesto who now had a slight smirk on his face, turning to them he said "didn't know you could be this cold… you prude."
"Shut up."
Before they could argue further Devesto already charged at the civilians, not wasting time. Throwing a wall at them "Here. Catch!"
Knocking one of them down. Salt didn't take long to go after the group of gunslingers, transforming the disk into a boombox and kicking it to the big group that had gathered up. (I know it's heavy. Do not ask about logic rn.) As it exploded it disoriented them for a moment, giving time for the disk to reappear in their hand, immediately throwing it back at them. Another one of them down.
Everyone was down surprisingly quick. Not a single civilian left standing. They surprisingly didn't even get dirty… devesto couldn't really say the same.
Salt stood silent for a moment "We gotta get the fuck out of here…"
"What about like the original mission…"
"Fuck that I am out of here"
They didn't even hesitate to turn back. Devesto didn't say anything and just followed.
....
Then they got married and lived happily ever after ❤️❤️