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Published:
2026-02-08
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2026-08-09
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what did i miss in this gc

Summary:

- so this will be chaos
- this is my first fanfic and it will probably be very crappy
- chapter lengths will vary wildly
- i am only writing this off the power of seltzer
- there WILL be cuss words
- no post schedule but the first few chapters will come very fast
idk what else to write here
ok so i have been asked for a username guide
hamilton=hamsandwhich
laurens=gay
laf=laffy taffy
herc=hotpants
jeffercrap=sassy_macaroni
mads= ok_so_basically_im_very_smol
burr=error burn
angelica=ANGELLLicaaaaaa/angleica
eliza=elizard
peggy=clothes peg
seabury=seaberry
lee=whee
maria= red (maria's version)
washington=washingdude
kinggggg=that_one_gay_theater_kid
i love your comments so much and i always read them even though i dont respond
(unless ur trying to scam me or something)

Chapter 1: everyone is sleep deprived

Notes:

this is probably the worst chapter in this fic

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

3:07 am 

Hamsandwhich: gang gang gang gang gang

Gnarly

Gnarly

Everything's gnarly

laffytaffy: dude why are you referencing katseye

Its 3 am

Are you high

hamsandwhich: no im short

laffytaffy: …

ok u are high

Go to sleep

hotpants: WHY AM I GETTING NOTIFICATIONS ITS 3AM

SLEEP

GET SLEEP

hamsandwhich: sleep is for the weak

i dont need sleep 

i need to punch jeffercrap

laffytaffy: how is laurens sleeping through ts

is he dead

hotpants: yeah 

hes asleep 

also i think alex fell asleep too

laffytaffy: he woke us up and he fell asleep 

damm

hotpants: go to sleep plz

 

10:49

gay: bro what happened when my phone was dead

y’all were being isomniacs
WITHOUT ME D:<

also alex did you punch jeffercrap

hamsandwhich: no i have work rn

ALSO BRO YOU ARE 3FT AWAY FROM ME RN 

Why dont you talk to me

gay: because i dont want herc and laf to miss the chaos

laffytaffy: YOU DARE SUMMON ME PEASANT

YYOURE MIDDLDEL CLASS SHUT UP

hamsandwhich: ur unemployed you gluten free white bread loaf

laffytaffy: bro what

aRe you still hiigh

gay: GAYS 

laffytaffy: bro what

gay: *guys

I DREW A ROCK

hamsandwhich: why are u drawing a rock

gay: im bored af

Ii dont wanna do my work

asdfghjkl

Hamsandwhich: dude dont do overtime

gay: fineeeee

Notes:

whooo crappy intro chapter
this is a very filler chapter the next one will be up soon

next chapter: jeffmads? 0.o, yaoi, spamming a chat, burr is pissed