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To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Subject: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
Hello Keefe,
My sister, Biana, let me know that I should discuss all wedding preparations with you, as you're the other best man. She only gave me your email because of something about international charges on your number? Are you currently traveling, and if so, when will you be back?
Thanks to my sister's spontaneity, there's a lot we need to plan in the next month, so we should get started as soon as you return.
Regards,
Fitz Vacker
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
hi fitz im in australia until the wedding but dont sweat it we can plan everything over email (cant pay for an international phone plan yk how it is) also i think we should figure out the cake flavor asap ik marella loves raspberry so maybe a raspberry chocolate situation???
To: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Subject: Your wedding
Hi Biana (I'm emailing you because I'm at work)
I've been on hold with the florist for two hours for YOUR wedding and I just got the stupidest ever email from YOUR fiancee's best man. You didn't tell me he is in Australia. WHY didn't you tell me he is in Australia. WHAT is he supposed to do from Australia?? And he told me to NOT SWEAT IT???? He's NOT helping with the wedding I'll do it all myself I don't care
To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
Hello Keefe,
What do you mean "until the wedding"? The wedding is on June 20th. Should I expect you back that week? A few days before? That's cutting it very close.
Honestly, I'm not sure how you can assist me with planning in general, considering the time and distance disparity between us. I was unaware you were in Australia, and that certainly complicates things. Without a phone plan, you can't keep in contact with the vendors, nor sample any of the goods, or be at any of the appointments.
I'm sure Marella and Biana didn't consider this when they insisted we plan the wedding together. It must've been an oversight, which is fine; I can definitely handle the wedding planning myself. Sorry for bothering you with my initial email, and feel free to continue as you were.
I will, however, consider your cake flavor suggestion. Thank you for that.
Regards,
Fitz Vacker
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
are you firing me??????
To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
Hi Keefe,
No, I am not firing you.
I'm simply suggesting that wedding planning would go a lot more smoothly without the added complication of one of us being across the globe with limited communication abilities. I am fully capable of handling this responsibility myself; however, I appreciate your desire to contribute and welcome your assistance with a future, maybe more low-stakes event, such as a baby shower.
Regards,
Fitz Vacker
To: Marella Redek <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Subject: help????????
dude ur fiancee's brother is lit trying to fire me from wedding duty rn?? does racism against australians exist?? bc i think thats happening to me and thats not fair you PROMISED i could help w the wedding remember
To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Marella Redek <[email protected]>
Re: help????????
Duh racism against australians exists but not for YOU you're white and also not even australian
Also I made that promise in high school and let's be real neither of us thought I'd actually get married
But fine I'll talk to biana
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Your wedding
ok fitz i'm really sorry he's being annoying but he's literally marella's best friend and he really wants to help with the wedding so just let him help with the wedding it cannot be that bad
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
pleaseeeeee let me help with the wedding
To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
Hi Keefe,
Fine. You can help with the wedding.
I just got off the phone with a florist who is willing to pack us into her schedule. I will be going by the store tomorrow, but would you please look at her website before I do and give me any insights? Here's the link: https://theflowerpatch.com.
I'll also be figuring out catering tonight. Please try to keep your email notifications on then. I will be in touch.
Regards,
Fitz Vacker
To: Marella Redek <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Subject: SUCCESS!!!!!
im in
thx
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
ok so i checked maruca out and damn she looks great like holy shit we HAVE to hop on that
To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
Hi Keefe,
I'm sorry, but I think you sent that last email to me by accident.
Regards,
Fitz Vacker
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
ok sorry i see now how that could be interpreted the wrong way. maruca's the name of the FLORIST and her arrangements look great and we should book her asap!!!!!! also forgot to tell you but i come back the 19th
To: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
Hi Keefe,
Alright, I see. Sorry for the confusion. As I previously said, I'll be meeting with Maruca before discussing booking her, though I agree she's a very good option.
You come back on the 19th? Is that a typo? The 19th of June? The day right before the wedding? Is that when you come back? Please clarify soon.
Regards,
Fitz Vacker
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Keefe Sencen <[email protected]>
Re: Vacker-Redek Wedding Planning
yeah that night! dw im a pro at fighting jetlag
To: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Subject: Kill me now
Hi again Biana. Seriously wondering. Where did Marella find this man. Lying drunk on the sidewalk outside a frat?? And why did she not leave him there to choke on his own vomit??
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
that's weirdly specific omg pls just play nice
To: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
It's hard he's so fucking dumb
And he's coming back THE NIGHT BEFORE THE WEDDING
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
is that an issue? why would we need him?
To: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
Umm wedding rehearsals?? Tuxedo fittings?? Cake tastings????
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
fitz i keep telling you the weddings super last minute and not that complicated like we're def not having a rehearsal!! stop stressing! im sure he can get a tux fitted in australia and i wanna come with you to taste the cake anyway so there problem solved
To: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
But he's just so annoying
To: Fitz Vacker <[email protected]>
From: Biana Vacker <[email protected]>
Re: Kill me now
girl whatever