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"Fffffuck." Quaver said, harassing the lock on the fence in a desperate attempt to get in. "That BITCH Partita locked me out."
"Oh no I think they let a certain someone on the writing team... Also I'm pretty sure you're too young to be allowed to say that." Beat commented with some concern.
"How old do you think I am?"
Beat took some time to ponder. When I say "some time" i mean "big time." Then Beat came up with an answer, "two thirds?"
"That isn't an period of time, you incoherent swine."
"Two times," Beat guessed while Quaver smashed two thyme jars onto the kitchen floor in rage.
And Clef showed up and She yelled "IM NOT FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and beat said "no one said you were... Beautiful" she wiunks. Clef broke the kitchen floor in response.
Penny also came and took one look at the two, "That's hot," she said, she's probably been drinking though.
Anyway, Quaver (Who is this kid? *random kid)'s ramen ended up spilled over the floor because of the floor, Quaver started crying and breaking it down oops i meant breaking down. Yes Quaver hit that nae nae. Beat and Clef (and penny too i guess What does he even do?) left her behind for the sake of :women_wrestling:. What a woke game, look.
So quaver was all alone and foodless. Its ok, surely she can pay with her singular quarter! But oh no i was wrong, She began to cry again because Those Two Twin Characters I Forgot The Names Of started being evil Anthony Fantano. and then unbeatable won the noble. i ran out of ideas srry