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𒀝𒅗𒁺𒌑
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Part 39 of Akkadian Translations
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2026-02-09
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I'm Too Sexy For My Tunic

Summary:

Gilgamesh sings "I'm Too Sexy For My Shirt" in Akkadian/Ancient Babylonian.

Notes:

Ok I couldn't get the exact grammatical construct of "I'm too _ for _" because that's WAY too weird, but I got "I'm sexier than _" , which is probably close enough.

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Eli kitītī kazbāku, kitītī kazbāku, kazbum annûm ikassasanni- I am sexier than my tunic, sexier than my tunic, this sexiness hurts me…

Eli kitītī kazbāku, kitītī kazbāku, kazbāku eli Ur u Girsu-  I am sexier than my tunic, than my tunic, sexier than Ur or Girsu…

Eli ziggurātī kazbāku, ziggurātī kazbāku- I am sexier than my ziggurat, sexier than my ziggurat…

Kazbāku eli issīnka… -  Sexier than your party…

 

Anāku šarram ša Uruk- I’m the King of Uruk,

Annītum tīdâ- This you know,

U qinnātī unarrassināti - And I cause my buttocks to shake,

Ana du’im- On the throne platform,

U qinnātī unarrassināti - And I cause my buttocks to shake,

Ana du’im- On the throne platform.

 

Eli šikārī kazbāku, šikārī kazbāku, kazbum annītum ikassasanni- I am sexier than my beer, sexier than my beer, this sexiness hurts me…

Eli kilīlī kazbāku, kilīlī kazbāku, pūšbašlāmu…-  I am sexier than my hat, than my hat, goodbye…

Eli narkabtī kazbāku, narkabtī kazbāku- I am sexier than my chariot, sexier than my chariot

Kazbāku eli namṣāmka… -  Sexier than your sword…

 

Anāku šarram ša Uruk- I’m the King of Uruk,

Annītum tīdâ- This you know,

U qinnātī unarrassināti - And I cause my buttocks to shake,

Ana du’im- On the throne platform,

Annûm, ana du’im- Yes, on the throne platform.

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