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Part 7 of MotherFuckin Enterprises' Cavalcades of Miraculous Obstreperous AU
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2026-02-09
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Cavalcades of Miraculous Obstreperous: The Empty Kingdom Saga

Summary:

The Finale for my reimagined Miraculous.

Let's take a look at the overarching villains in my AU.

Chapter 1: 404 - Not Found

Summary:

The requested URL https://archiveofourown.org/works/79210891/chapters/207828831 search was not found on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

5 billion sapient species.

LIFE SIGNS INTELLIGENT DETECTED

4.9994 billion sapient species.

Their souls never returned to the Beyond.

REQUESTS IRRELEVANT

4.8 billion sapient species.

HUNT MUST CONTINUE.

4.51 billion sapient species.

DESCENDING ONTO...YOU

4.1 billion sapient species.

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, BEYOND

I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME, GIMMI

4 billion sapient species.

SO ENTITLED. SO OBSESSED WITH YOUR PRIVILEGE TO EXIST. AS IF YOUR PREVALENCE WAS NOT ON MY TERMS

3 billion sapient species.

NO MATTER WHAT FORM YOU MAY TAKE, YOU AND YOUR TROJAN HORSES SHALL NEVER BE FREE FROM THE POTENTIAL OF BECOMING ANOTHER MAW OF MINE

AND I SHALL BE THERE, WAITING FOR YOUR SCOUTS TO BEG FOR THE SATISFACTION ONLY I CAN PROVIDE

1 billion sapient species.

BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO PLACE HERE BEYOND FOOD

TRY TO DEFY IT. SEE HOW YOUR HUNGER CONTENDS WITH MINE

OR ACCEPT AND WEEP

1 million sapient species.

Identifying cause of mass extinction of sapient life in the universe.

WEEP ALL OF YOU. SHRIEK YOUR REQUIEMS AND MOURN YOUR CHILDREN

I WILL NOT

100000 sapient species. 

Source of danger not detected within the confines of niether dimension.

FOR THE BEAST OF ETERNALLY RAVAGED RIBS HAS COME TO COLLECT ITS BELONGINGS

10000 sapient species.

Wars that start for petty disputes and last for eons. Children that grow without seeing an ounce of nature. Death within life, no feeling beyond apathy. Pasts ravaged to make place for an eternal present. Songs with nobody to hear them. Madness and hunger of the few devouring the many.

THE TREE SHALL FALL

100 sapient species left.

ALL

ENDS

WITH

ME

...

...

...

Only 9 sapient species detected in the universe.

The entity that caused their self-destruction and subsequently extracted their souls has been detected outside of the confines of the cosmos.

...

Error 404 - Universe not found

Error 404 - Planet not found.

Most prevalent candidate for the true nature of this entity is a Kwami, or a similar entity, from a previous universe...

...

...

...

Error 404 - Kwami Not Found

It has been decided to relay the information regarding this unknown entity, KNF-404, with a couple of self-proclaimed wizards, as well as knowledge about magic and all the previous procedures used to repel the creature.

...

Human designation for KNF-404:

Null

Notes:

1) Anglerfishes are ambush predators that typically remain camouflaged as rocks, sponges, or seaweed, lurking in anticipation of prey. Their first dorsal spine is a long, thin, flexible rod called the illicium. The tip of this spine is modified into a fleshy bulb called the esca. Together, the esca and the illicum function as a fishing rod or fishing line, acting as a lure for their prey. To attract their prey, anglerfish wave the illicium, making the esca appear like a small animal. Once they have caught the prey’s attention, they wait for it to approach them. As the prey comes within range, these fish quickly open their jaws, protruding both jaws outwards. This rapid expansion of the buccal cavity produces a powerful suction flow, pulling the prey straight in. - Animalfact.com