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“Ready to kill a god? Here are four new contracts for you to sink your teeth into!”
“Malleus Draconia, single planar true god of hoarding and nobility. Lethality level 13.2! Bring his horns to Huntmaster Crewel to receive a token of minor favour from Notre-Bell."
“Neige LeBlanche, multiplanar false god of beauty and competition. Lethality rating 5.7! Bring his heart to titan Vil Schoenheit in exchange for lifelong dominion over the Aconite Garden north of A-0938-C.”
“The Red Rose Tyrant, a single planar false god of tyranny and order. Lethality rating 9.6! Retrieve the deity’s head to Huntmaster Trein in exchange for the speaking teapot collection, or its equivalent in the currency of your choosing.”
“Falena Kingscholar, a single planar pseudo god of prosperity and savanna life. Lethality rating 9.1! Retrieve Falena’s brain stem to Huntsmaster Leona Kingscholar to receive a portable stridegate generator."
“As a friendly reminder, the loss of your life in pursuit of a contract will mean the loss of your membership with the Lodge. Good luck, and happy hunting! This has been an open contract announcement by the Pale Lodge.”