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ICHIGO & KAEDE THE CRACK LORD
Ichigo had finally finished her training at starlight academy for idols for the day. Now she could go apeshit on her favorite crépe at the school’s cafeteria. But to her surprise, Kaede, one of her closest friends AND rival was occupying her seat…. and instead of eating and spending time with her girlfriend Yurika, She snorting crack cocaine!! 😱
”Heya Strawberry!” Said Kaede the red haired druggie. Her bloodshot eyes looking directly at Ichigo’s confused face.
“What’s that?” Ichigo asked, getting closer to Kaede and the white powder in front of her.
“I dunnoooo… but Otome said… amazin’ things about it!” Kaede replied right before AGGRESSIVELY, VIGOROUSLY, FEROCIOUSLY snorting the rest up. Ichigo was now curious. How in the living fuck would Otome, an idol, get her hands on something like this? Did Johnny bepp know about this?
the following day, Ichigo struggled with her gayness for her best friends, Aoi and Ran. No wonder Kaede was so focused on crack. Who knew being gay was so hard? As soon as she went outside, she was greeted by a familiar face. Otome and her drugged up friend Shion.
“UwU! Hewwoo Ichigo-Tan!!” said Otome.
“Hello!” Ichigo responded, she would have said more but Otome had begun doing the carmaldamsan dance. Shion just fell to the floor with a pleased expression on her face.
“Look at er go….” Shion said before passing out gayly.
“YAYY! Ichigo-Tan, wanna bond by smoking weed with Otome?! OwO”
“Weed? I thought you were dating cocaine?” Ichigo asked confused.
“Teehee! UwU Otome luvs all drugs!”
ichigo could not argue with that.
“Sure! We can… do dat thing!” Ichigo agreed.
Otome was so pleased she turned into a furry. “Woah!” Ichigo said.
Otome unfurried. “Woah!” Said ichigo again.
ever since that day, the two idols shared a bond like no other, sharing drugs with one another under the moonlight. Aoi and Ran soon found out about this but both agreed that Otome was just another member of their polycule.
NOT THAT ICHIGO EVEN KNEW THAT THEY WERE IN A POLYCULE.