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🎵Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated!🎵
”Behold Perry the platypus, my fanfiction remove inator! It’s really the lowest form of writing, don’t you think? Along with artificial intelligence-generated writing, nothing and I mean nothing is more shameful for someone to partake in.”
Out of nowhere, a brick flew through the window, ignominiously smashing into Dr. Doofenshmirtz’s cranium. “Ah, ow! I swear, Perry the Platypus, the universe is out to get me. Where did that come from?”
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Nearby, a bedraggled woman and a bespectacled man stood by a medieval catapult. “I can’t believe you took the one brick I saved from my childhood home and launched it into the air with my favorite trebuchet!”
The man shrugged. “It had to be done.”