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Gay Chicken

Summary:

Gay Chickens... quite literally...
(Pean but if they were chickens)

Notes:

Someone make Dean and Parker read this cause it would actually be so funny.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Work Text:

Parker waddled across the coop, searching for more seed to eat, when he spotted...

A new chicken? In his coop?

Parker strutted over, fluffing up his feathers to look even larger.

"BACAHHH!" He squawked at the new chicken loudly, kicking up some dirt with his claws.

"Bawk bawkk!" The chicken replied. Dean was his name. Interesting.

"BAWKKK!" Dean stepped aside, offering some of his seeds to Parker. 

"Bawkkk." Parker cawed in appreciation, and pecked alongside Dean at the food. 

Maybe this new chicken isn't so bad. Parker thought in his tiny chicken brain.

"Bawk!" The Dean chicken squawked good naturedly.

Notes:

This has got to be one of my favorite things I've ever written

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