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One random day Kasane Teto was walking though the forest to get some food for Hatsune Miku. Miku had been Teto’s friend ever since she was 5. They knew everything about each other. Suddenly, Teto tripped into some “water”, thankfully she could swim and she swam back to the bank of the pond.
After 10 minutes Teto started to feel weird. She started to see things, at first she thought she was exhausted but soon she started to feel murderous. She tried to shake it off but it stayed.
Kasane Teto was now starting to panic. “What is happening to me?” She kept on thinking over and over and over and over. Her mind begins to change and she becomes CRAZY RED TETO.
Meanwhile, MEIKO was walking though the garden wanting to visit Hatsune Miku’s house when CRAZY RED TETO appears. CRAZY RED TETO jumps at MEIKO and bites into MEIKO’S esophagus, ripping it with her teeth and eating it. CRAZY RED TETO begins drinking MEIKO’S blood. CRAZY RED TETO begins to eat MEIKO’S entire body.
After 10 minutes CRAZY RED TETO had eaten the entire of MEIKO’S body excluding bones. Soon Miku went outside to have a breath of fresh air, when suddenly CRAZY RED TETO jumped out and tried eating Miku’s esophagus but Miku turned into UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU.
UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU gained control and pulled out a Luger Pistol and shot CRAZY RED TETO 8 times before needing to reload. CRAZY RED TETO lunged at UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU and tried to eat her but UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU reloaded the Luger Pistol and shot CRAZY RED TETO 8 more times.
After that CRAZY RED TETO fell to the ground but was still trying to kill UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU. UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU then pulled out a M134 Minigun and shot CRAZY RED TETO 6,000 times killing CRAZY RED TETO.
UNCRAZY BLUE MIKU turned back into Hatsune Miku and called the police. After the police arrived they declared that Kasane Teto was dead. Miku cried because Teto had been her friend ever since she was 5. MIku was praised for stopping such a horrible serial killer.
MIku was invited by John F. Kennedy to join him in Dallas Texas. Miku said yes because she had nothing else to do. Meanwhile Akita Neru was annoyed with Miku. Why? Well because Hatsune Miku killed Teto. Did Neru know Teto? No, but Neru was a bit crazy and Neru HATED the fact Miku had killed Teto.
While driving on Elm Street in the Dealey Plaza gunfire from a 6.5-millimeter Italian Mannlicher-Carcano M91/38 bolt-action rifle equipped with a 4x Hollywood brand scope and had the serial number C2767 who shot at JFK who was shot and died Miku was also hit in the gunfire and was rushed to the hospital.
JFK was rushed to Parkland Memorial Hospital where he died while on the operating table. Meanwhile Miku died almost immediately after being rushed there. The media and the people mourned the loss of Hatsune Miku and JFK.
Meanwhile after about 70 minutes Akita Neru was spotted and was arrested by Kagamine Len. Neru would be brought to a police station for processing before Gumi walked up to Neru and shot Neru with an M61 Vulcan and was shot 1,000 times before someone could stop her.
Gumi was sent to 20 years in prison and is set to leave in 2046.