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"So... you're the one wearing my dress?" Pauline says, eyeing the blue haired girl who was tricked into falling into a closet that forced her to wear whatever outfit there was in peach's disposal, in this case being Pauline's iconic red dress.
"Yes! I'm sorry miss Pauline if I offend you!" Lucina says bowing multiple times while she says, "sorry sorry sorry".
"No need for a sorry dear. it actually looks adorable on you. red suits blue" Pauline says, hand in hip slightly leaning while she takes in the beautiful sight of Lucina's new look.
Peach waves, trying to catch the attention of Pauline while Zelda and Samus (now the second cutest couple in all of smash bros, next to Mario and peach) signals Luci to the nearest changing room so she can change into something more comfortable before the party really starts.
"so cutie, you called?" Pauline says, cornering the pretty pink beauty against the wall with one hand.
"Hm, I'm sure I did." peach says fiddling the small satin bow on her tank top.
Palutena looks at the girls in a confused look. she has never seen Pauline and peach this nice to each other. better yet, the way the two girls look at each other is the same way Mario used to look at peach...before the two stopped meeting each other in private. Palutena took her phone out and quickly texted pit.
Pal: hey, u got the money?
Pit: yeah. told ya they were gonna lesbo out on you guy's slumber party
Pal: yea yea whateves. anyways i got a new bet. Pauline just came, how much do you bet her and peach have an affair?
Pit: BRO WHAT? Zelda obviously was an easy guess with her disguise as sheik and all... but peach and Pauline?? the most girliest girls of the whole smash verse?!?!
Pal: femme4femme exists too y'know!
Pit: u making up fake lesbian terms now?
Pal: a quick google search is all you need to find out I'm right
Pit: you're never right
Pal: you want me to ask the sun in Mario's world to melt down those wing extensions??
Pit: for the last time THEYRE REAL!!!!!!1!!!1!!!
Pal: are u texting this on the computer?
Pit: they cut my phone bill...
Palutena turned off her phone and looked up to shout to her gals
"Okay queens! I'm gonna bring out wheel and we'll all take a turn to spin the wheel! Luci, Pauline and Samus, since this is your first sleep over with us, I'll explain the rules." she pulls out the wheel from Miyamoto knows where and points at it. the wheel has sleep over activities written in each colored triangle.
"We each take a turn, and whatever thing we land on, I'll write it down on this list. since we basically got a full house here, I'll need to ask Samus and Zelda to share a turn so we wouldn't spend the whole night and morning with our activities." she pulls out a pen and paper from her back (dont ask, i dont know where it came from either)
they all take turns spinning and this is what each got
Zelda and Samus: spin the bottle
Peach: cake baking contest (Peach was automatically disqualified since she's already a pro at baking at was moved to be the judge. she was not very happy about that)
Lucina: portraits of each other
Pauline: poetry writing (also was disqualified since she's a singer and her lyrics and basically like poetry so it would be an imbalance, peach was also not happy about that)
And last but not least Palutena: sleep. she scribbled that on herself.
--Spin the bottle--
"Alrighty! everyone ready to play spin the bottle?" peach says, excitedly. she takes the bottle and places it on the floor
"So, who's spinning first?" Palutena exclaims. Samus spots Lucina twirling her hair nervously.
"Hey Luci, you okay?" Samus asks. Lucina whispers to Samus, explaining to her how it'll be her first time kissing someone, especially another girl. Samus reassures the oceanic beauty and holds her hand. Zelda sees the worry on Luci and does the same too. She calms down and takes a deep breath before speaking clearly
"I will!" Luci grabs the bottle and spins. and it spins and spins and spins until it stops, to Pauline
"So, the cutie who wore the red dress will kiss it's owner. don't get jealous peach." Pauline snarkily says while reaching to Luci, who's on the other side of the circle. Peach pouts as the two girls kiss. after they finish Luci holds on to her cheek and blushes silently while Pauline soothes Peach's shoulder
"Guess it's my turn" Samus takes the bottle and spins it, until it finally landed on Peach. they stare at the bottle and stare back up.
"lemme ask for permission from Zelda" Samus looks at her love and sees her nod in acceptance.
"Well!" Peach says in a sharp tone "I'm going to give you the best kiss ever!"
"Oh yeah? those blow job lips are gonna be better than my dear Zelda's?" Samus snaps back
"HA! don't knock until you try!" Peach pulls Samus in and both kiss, although both did look angry while doing it.
Samus looks at peach after finishing and looks at Zelda "yeahhhh i dunno how Mario can enjoy that!"
Peach takes Pauline and pulls her for a hard kiss "Pauline, baby! tell me i haven't lost my spark!" Pauline swoons like a cartoon character and very drunkenly says "ha~ you sure gotten better than last time"
Palutena stands up from the circle and shouts loudly: "PIT OWES ME SO MUCH MONEY RIGHT NOW!!!"
--baking contest--
Peach sits down on her bed while the girls rushed to the kitchen making cakes. while waiting she could hear some crashing and screams scatter from across the kitchen.
"WHERE'S THE TRAY!"
"THIS HAS TO BE PERFECT, PEACH IS OUR JUDGE FOR MIYAMOTO'S SAKE!"
"LUCI BABY, PASS ME AND ZELDA THE FLOUR"
"OW, LUCI THE FLOUR HIT MY EYE"
"LUCI BRING A BAG AND ICE FOR ZELDA'S EYE"
peach started sweating bullets, but finally the wait is over.
the cakes were lined up on the foldable table some looking nicely while others looked a bit questionable
she tasted the first cake, red with white frosting. "Delicious!"
she then tries the blue and green...blob "well... the green parts taste nice, can't say the same about the blue..."
"you're just saying that cuz I made it!" Samus shouts, while Zelda holds her. "Samus...she doesn't know who made the cakes, we didn't write our names..." Samus holds onto Zelda while still giving peach the evil eye
now time to taste the 3-layer cake, it was green with edible pearls everywhere. "I know Palutena's cakes anywhere" Peach says while having her mouth full
alright all that's left is the small cake with little frosting. She takes a bite and "Mhm! not bad! Lucina we should bake together, i see potential!"
"w-wha! how'd you know it was mine?" Lucina nervously says
"Just a hunch!" peach says while looking at the frosting with cursive letters spelling out "Lucina"
--Portraits--
no one could draw except Zelda and Lucina
--Poetry--
Pauline sits down on the bed like peach and watches everyone write their poems. Zelda and Samus stare at each other lovely while Palutena and Lucina write theirs in a calm manner. While scanning the room Pauline sees Peach erasing and frustratingly write her poem.
"Hey, I know writing can be hard, but just dig deep in something you like and write about it" Pauline whispers to peach
"Hey! go back to bed, Pauline! no peeking!" Palutena shouts
It was now time to show everyone their poems. the girls read each other poems and gave gratitude and praised each other for their works. Now its Pauline's turn. she reads each poem, telling Zelda and Samus that if theirs were songs, they would be top 100 for their romantic message. she told Palutena hers was a bit rude, considering how hers was just badly hidden gossip of some people from the Smash bros group. Lucina was really worried showing Pauline's but when Pauline saw it she couldn't help but ask if she could keep it for a future song, which obviously made Lucina cry of happiness. Last was Peach's. She took the paper with her poem and ignored every eraser mark and scribbles. she stayed quiet and looked at peach in her eyes. she leaned in and kissed Peach's cheek. no words needed to describe Pauline's opinion on the poem, that was all enough.
--sleep--
"can't believe you really scribbled out yours and added sleep!" Peach says while getting into her sleeping bag. she could've been sleeping on her bed, but Samus and Zelda already took that space.
"Who cares! i surely didn't wanna go egg racing" Palutena says fluffing her pillow.
"Gals be quiet. Luci, Zelda and Samus deserve a rest and you too. continue your bickering later!" Pauline reprimandingly says, scooching her sleeping bag to Peach's
All the girls said their goodnight and closed their eyes.
it was a nice sleepover and hopefully it won't be their last ones.