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It was a particularly furry night out, and I was in a goon rave with my beautiful, gorgeous, wonderful and exuberant minion boyfriend named Bob. He was wearing his best overalls and he looked so metrosexual that other minions thought he was gay (he was) but I didn't care. I was just so happy with him.
Later that night, we had steamy gay sex, and during it, I saw something weird on his back. I questioned him about it and he said he didn't know about it (HE FUCKING DID).
We went to the doctor.
“Hey doc, how ya doing? I saw something furry near my beautiful gorgeous poopy boyfriend' Bob's tailbone.”
“oh, that? It's the furry minion std, and you'll be fine, just don't spread it to other people, Kevin-”
“FUCK YOU DOCTOR, GO TO HELL WITH THE DEAD HOMOPHOBIC SATAN HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE MY BOYFRIEND OF HAVING THE FURRY MINION STD. IM NEVER GIVING YOU MONEY AGAIN YOU FUCKING CUNT”
I broke up with my boyfriend later when he told me he got it on purpose, but it was too late, for I had already turned into a furry. My boyfriend soon died afterwards and I was left alone to spread the minion furry std.
After some time, I saw wet white fur on the pavement outside my home “huh? What in the fucking fuck is that?” I asked myself. I grabbed it, and pulled out a fucking tail attached to a fucking fat furry ass. It was Norm of the North. I was already regretting my decision when I fucking fuck blacked out and woke up to the scent of more steamy, active gay sex. Norm of the North and I had had sex, and now he was infected with the furry minion std.
The End