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3 Sweeps ago, Eridan played his cards wrong, Feferi wasn't sick of him, she was sick of dealing with his high-maintanance behavior, it was like a weight on her poor gilled troll soul. But he was PISSED... Pissed enough to become depressed after playing a game. but he was still culling creatures for the hope of trollkind, even if he hates all land dwellers.
He decides to troll up his backup moirail. one indigo-blood land dweller... He still doesn't like land dwellers... and still tries to make shit happen, but maybe he can make an acception for him, he's been slowly working up flushed feelings for him, mostly because they fight like Vriska and him used to.
cacaligulasAquarium [CA] began trolling acanthousVictim [AV]
CA: fuuuuckkk
AV: |\what is it, my m444n, my buddy, my fish boy!/|
CA: shut up
CA: whatevver just shut up and direct your finless shitty game-makin thinkpan towwards listenin to your superior
AV: |\so what is it? :] is it more calming your dork 4ss down?/|
CA: GLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUBGLUB
AV: |\goddd, you 4re still so cute like usual!/|
CA: i am not cute
CA: not at all
CA: okay maybe i like it just an little bit
AT: |\wh4t'd you say?/|
CA: nothin
CA: dont wworry bout it
CA: you must be dreamin
CA: el
AT: |\ye4h?/|
CA: come here
CA: to my new hivve
CA: i havve somethin important to tell you
CA: i dont wwant the same thing happenin again with fef and i
AT: |\sureeeee :]/|
cacaligulasAquarium [CA] ceased trolling acanthousTangent [AT]
ERIDAN: oh god
ERIDAN: oh god oh god fuck
27 GRUELING MINUTES LATER...
Eridan is fidgeting with the multiple rings on his finger, hears 2 large leaps... then boom... Elerix appears. with his blazer and the Saginus sign on his shirt with his blue, spiky hair and constantly smiling sharp fangy teeth...
ELERIX: |\hi!/|
ERIDAN: hey
ELERIX: |\wh4t is it th4t you w4nt to s4y?/|
ERIDAN: i dont know if these feelins are reel
ERIDAN: these
ERIDAN: flushed feelins
ELERIX: |\to me!? :0/|
ERIDAN: yeah
ERIDAN: so
ERIDAN: if you havve any objections
ERIDAN: please dont leavve me hangin
ERIDAN: please dont give me any hope
ELERIX: |\honestly.../|
Eridan gets worried. he always is.
ELERIX: |\i felt the s4me!!!!/|
ELERIX: |\i 4lw4ys liked to swordfight you and shit, even if i er, don't know shit about pir4tes. and i sure love to hit you with my br4ss especi4lly! :]/|
ELERIX: |\sooooo... ye444h!!!!/|
Eridan has never seen someone accept his advances so willingly like this.
he rolls on the ground, kicking his feet, chirping and glubbing happily.
ERIDAN: fuck yeah
ERIDAN: i thought you wwere gettin a little tired of me at this point
ELERIX: |\so???? i still fight with you!!!!/|
ERIDAN: yeah
ERIDAN: i knoww
ERIDAN: ughhh i just
ERIDAN: youre just lowwer than me on the hemospectrum even if we're the same amount a swweeps
ELERIX: |\my cohort m4y give 4 fuck 4bout that kind4 shit.../|
ELERIX: |\but i'm not him!!!! you could be mutantblooded for all i c4re 4nd i'd still have flushed red feelings with you! and maybe c4re about you a little. >:[/|
ELERIX: |\plus he's 4 godd4mn creep!/|
ERIDAN: oh
ERIDAN: oh
ERIDAN: thank god
ERIDAN: glub
ERIDAN: you know wwhat
ERIDAN: i wwant you to punch me again
ERIDAN: do it
ERIDAN: punch my vvillianous face and get my gils dirty
ELERIX: |\ehhh..../|
ERIDAN: pshhhhh
ERIDAN: WHATevver
ERIDAN: its not like im gonna
He punches him square in the head, kind of hard.... but not hard enough to cull him right then and there and give him serious thinkpan damage.... but he does fall down, Eridan blushes and sweats, his glasses skewed...
<3
ERIDAN: thank you
ERIDAN: you are really a pain in the ass
ERIDAN: i hate you so much
What a cute flushed black relationship....
Elerix grabs him by the shirt... and kisses him... more red feelings ensue. 'god why is Eridan such a tsundere!?' Elerix thinks to himself.
ERIDAN: ugghahhgbnnnannhbhvvaggghhh
ELERIX: |\you sure im doing 4lright with this, i mean.... i still h4te you, r4hhh!!!/|
ERIDAN: yeah
ERIDAN: so shut up
Elerix puts his hand in Eridan's hand, They begin to make out.
ERIDAN: ok ok im swweatin noww
ERIDAN: lets not make this any wworse we just got deeper yknoww
Elerix rubs Eridan's zig-zaggy violet wings, which makes him shudder
ERIDAN: ahh
ERIDAN: you absolute wwretch
ELERIX: |\ye444hhhhh you like that don't y4, me touching your be444tiful fucking wings?!.../|
ERIDAN: yes elerix
ERIDAN: touch them
ERIDAN: those
ERIDAN: are your fuckin orders because im better than you in evvery way
ELERIX: |\yes!!!!/|
Eridan proceeds to kiss him back deeply, seeming more desperate and longer than usual.
ERIDAN: noww stop
ERIDAN: thats enough sappy bullshit for one day
ELERIX: |\....k4y!!!!/|