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Test Tube glanced at Fan's lifeless body on life support. Salt gently walked into the room. She had a distressed look on her face. She held a clipboard and looked down at it. "Test Tube, the bill is 67,000 dollars..." She said.
"Oh hell no I'm not paying that I am already BANKRUPT." She said. Why was the bill so much? Salt was greedy as FUCK. She was desperate for that money. Couldn't she go beg Pepper for that cash?????
"If you don't pay that cash I will UNPLUG his life support" She said and Test Tube looked at her "BITCH, I WILL THROW HANDS, TRY ME' She almost yelled. A mysterious voice came from the distance.
"There is no need for that..." A woman with blond hair appearaed from the shadows... Her sharp blue eyes pierced into Salt as she glared at her. "WHO'S READY TO GRIEEEEEEEEEEEVEEEEEEEEEEEEE?!"
She yelled, her voice was as loud as a boombox. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!" Test Tube yelled. "I am.... Erika Kirk... " She said with authority and looked directly into Test Tube's eyes.
Salt slowly backed away into the main lobby "Uuuuhhhh... I'll leave you guys to it... " She said and chuckled nervously. Erika Kirk got closer to Test Tube. Fan woke up. "Test tube?" He looked around and saw them close to each other.
"YOU REPLACED ME?.... WITH ANOTHER PERSON!? A FEMALE?!" he said, shocked. "I think you'd better say Erika Kirk.. " she said and they kissed in front of him. He had a heart attack from his girlfriend cheating on him with Erika Kirk. The end.
Charlie Kirk's soul floated in. "ERIKA, YOURE CHEATING ON ME? YOU KNOW I DON'T APPROVE OF QUEERS. I WILL HAUNT YOU. WE. ARE. DONE. " he said and slowly floated away. "K-Kirky!... T-this isn't what it looks like.. I swear on my life!.... " she said and died because she sweared on her life.
THE END