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Leaning back on the couch with his arms crossed, Zoro began tapping his foot impatiently. “How long are you gonna make me wait, Cook?”
“How about some damn patience, Marimo?!” Sanji shouted from the bedroom. “I'm almost done!!”
“I've been waiting for two hours!!”
“Like I wouldn't be worth the wait!!”
“I didn't say that!!”
“Sounds like you're implying it!!”
“You know that's not true!! How long have we been seeing each other?!”
A long stretch of silence.
“A..a couple of years..”
“Exactly. Stupid Cook. I'm mad because you're all the way in there and I can't touch you.”
“W-well..just be a little more patient, Marimo. I promise it'll be worth it.”
“Better be.”
When Sanji finally emerged from the bedroom, Zoro physically felt all of his breath leave his body. Sanji was gorgeous. A sheer pink fur lined robe was all that covered his body dressed in a pink lace bra, thong panties and garter belt attached to thigh high stockings with stiletto heels. His face was decorated with pink eye shadow and lip gloss. His finger and toenails were painted pink. His blond hair now cascaded down his back with curled ends. He smiled and leaned against the door frame, speaking in a soft, slightly higher voice. “Good evening and welcome, sir~ My name is Candy~ I'll be your entertainment~ Do you find me satisfactory~?”
Once Zoro caught on, he settled into his ‘role’ quite easily. “I do indeed, Miss Candy~ Why don't you start by pouring me a drink~?”
“It would be my pleasure, sir~” Candy opened the chilled bottle of sake on the counter and filled a glass. “Would you mind if I had some~?”
“Be my guest~”
Another glass was filled and brought over, being set on the table while Zoro grabbed Candy's waist and pulled her onto his lap. “Mmm, I love a man with powerful hands~”
“You've yet to find out what they're really capable of, Miss Candy, but I can't wait to show you~”
“I don't think I caught your name, sir~”
“You can just call me Zoro, my Lady~”
“Of course, Mr. Zoro sir~” She offered him his glass. “Drink?”
“Thank you, my Lady~” He continued to hold her gaze as he downed the entire glass. “So how many drinks will it take to get you out of those pretty little panties~?” Candy responded with a coy laugh. “Why don't we take this to my room and we can find out together~?”
“I like the sound of that~” Zoro picked up the bottle of sake with one hand and lifted Candy onto his shoulder with his other hand, carrying her to the bedroom. “I hope you're a lightweight~”
“I don't think anyone can hold their liquor as well as you can~” When Zoro set her down, she pulled him close and held him tightly, stroking his hair and playing with his earrings.
“I'm so glad you like your surprise, Marimo~ Happy Valentine's day~”