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Hamilton was working at his cubicle in his office that he worked at because it was an office au. As most Hamilton office aus go Washington was the boss and Thomas and everyone else were coworkers because they were in an office and worked together as coworkers in an office because they were coworkers.
They all had to follow the rules of their super high boss Tsukasa Tenma from the hit game Hatsune Miku colorful stage, the only man Washington had no command over. Hamilton also worked with Captain Underpants and Jax from the hit song Jax Toy and also the other hit song the jax song.
There was also some other guy named Thomas that was not Thomas Jefferson that Jax acted weird around but Hamilton didnt really care enough because he had his own Thomas to deal with. Two colorful number aliens, four and x, also hung out at the office, they didn’t do much work but somehow always got paid. Rody and Vincent from the game Deadplate are also here.
“Hamilton, are you working again?” Came a voice at the doorway of Hamilton's office. It was Aaron burr, hamiltons first friend and maybe enemy but we aren't there yet. Lets call it a frenemy because thats a catchy hook for their hot and homosexual, against office rules relationship. Did we mention Teukasa was kinda homophobic (it might've been because of internalized problems he had to deal with) so it was against the rules but everyone in the building except tsuakla was actually pro LGBTQIA+ and prolly gay themselves. They were in fact betting on Tenma being queer.
Aaron was gay as fuck and wanted hamiltonn dead and wanted hamiltonon his lips on the same time but not at the same time because hes not kissing a dead hamilton like one of the fanfictions I’ve seen. Don't do that guys, it's pretty bad. But you know what isn't bad like Tsukasa might say? Being gay! Like burr!
Ok back to the present story of hamilton!office au and burr!office au growing gay passion for each other that they actually dont know about because they barely even talk to each other nowadays.
Hamilton realized he was zoning out and exposition dumping to an invisible audience again. He spoke, “Hi burr,” He spoke out in a sheepish voice.
“Of course I'm working, what else would I be doing?” Hamilton then realized he was being kind of mean to burr because he was getting nervous mbecause of his crush on burr. “Sorry!” He exclaimed almost immediately after saying the other line because he didn't want Burr to think that he hated him when he in fact Loved him.
Burr raised an eyebrow. He sauntered over to Hamiltons desk. “Its 4 am, Feburary 16
, 2026. You’ve been here for 518388329 hours.” Burr didn't know why he cared because he was supposed to hate hamilton but he loved him but also hated him but he was also bad at keeping his emotions bubbled and hamilton was good at being perfect but they were good at being troubled.
Oh, Hamilton mouthed. Then he went back to work because he is non stop(haha, get it? Ok sorry)
“Wait, how much is that?”
“Like 600 centuries.”
“What”
“Shut up and kiss me”
“Ok”
Then they started kissing and stuff because gay people do that when suddenly they heard a cough behind them. When they turned around…. IT WAS TSUKAKA TENMA!!!! OH NO!! THE ONLY HOMOPHOBIC GUY IN THE AU!!!!
“MEN KISSING???? IN THIS ECONOMY??? BURR YOURE FIRED AND NOT HAMILTON BECAUSE I SAID SO” Tsuakka squawked as je fired burr and he turned iinto a phoenix cause he’s the coolest guy in this room and also flies off out the window.
Hamilton was heartbroken.
END OF CHAPTER ONE.