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Chef Hatchet wanders the halls of the dark, unsanitized prison. He held a document in his hand, some nervousness in his gaze as he passed by the perverted, unhinged men locked away in a cell.
One of those men he was familiar with, as he spoke loudly with the same hosting voice. "The crusty cockroaches have a big lead over the soiled stink bugs!"
"Cram it, McLean!" One of the prisoners scoffed, already getting sick of his rants, as some others guys laugh insanely.
"Ooo! Lighting slips past Duncan!!" Chris exclaims. "The heat is on! Yeah, look at that! That's what I'm talking about!" The cheeky host finally looks up at the shadow, realizing it was his long time buddy Chef, or rather ex buddy for the time being.
"Well, well, well. Look who finally came to visit me after a full year,"
"Come on.." Chef sighs, before making a pointed truth that wasn't his fault. "You finished your sentence for dumping toxic waste."
"Whatever. Guess I'll stay here where I belong," The cheeky host smiles contently. "I've got everything I need, including Chef 2.0!"
Chris shows him the newly formed Chef, made of a nut. "I made him out of a cashew!"
Chef then slides the document underneath the slip, as the host takes it. "What's this?" He asked curiously.
"Your contract,"
"The producers of green litted for another season, so you in?" He smirks deviously, which made Chris smile happily, a shine on his teeth. "It is on!"
The camera rolls, as Chris begins off this season. "Welcome to Total Drama: All Stars! After my involuntary, year-long 'vacation'. I really need to be in a familiar environment, surrounded by the people I love, to hurt."
The cheeky host laughs slightly. "It's a condition of my parole, except for the hurt part. Eh, That's all Mclean!" A robot sits motionless on the deck near Camp Wawanakwa, with a briefcase in it's hand, as Chris walks and continues his monologue of sorts. "So I'm bringing back fourteen TD all stars to battle it out in the most dangerous, death defying, $1 Million dollar, competition ever."
A windy sound of a helicopter rushes in, as money in the briefcase fell away. "Oh, and here they are now!"
"From Revenge of the Island; Say hello to multiple Mike, aka Chester, Svetlana, Vito, and Manitoba." Mike falls into the water after going through all his different personalities in the air.
"Mike's crush pushover turned powerhouse, Zoey." The red headed girl looks concerned about Mike, as she dives out of the helicopter, yelling 'Mike!' in worry.
"Athletic non supporter, Lighting." Lighting looks down, before scoffing at the easy challenge. "You call this a dive? Watch this! Sha-!" He gets kicked off the helicopter before doing his awesome dive.
"Bubble boy brainiac, Cameron." The poor boy look anxious, as Chef grabbed him like a mother cat would. "This is highly illogical-!" He speaks as he gets thrown out by Chef.
"Gregarious, mutant loving gamer, Sam." The gamer boy was too busy playing on his Nintendo 3DS, as Chef grabbing him by the back and throwing him off.
"Challenge, throwing dirt farmer, Scott." The ginger head looked terrified to jump off a helicopter, as Chef rips him off his leg and throws him at, screaming in the air.
"And bossy, bruiser Joe. Who dominated until her underling turned upon her." Chef had to restraint her for a moment, before she pushed him off. "You're a dead man, Mclean!" she exclaims, before chef body slammed her out of the helicopter.
Chris laughs at the empty threat Joe made, before continuing his amazing speech. "And from our original cast, cranky know it all, CIT, Courtney!" Chef was dangling her by her leg, as she yells about this no t being in her contract.
"Courtney's bestie turned boyfriend kisser, Gwen." She was inmedinally thrown out without question. As she yells that Courtney and Duncan weren't dating at the time she caught feelings for the punk boy.
"Broody, bad boy Duncan." Duncan fled down without any insults, arms crossed and saying to bring it on.
"Devious Diva, Heather." She screams how much she hates Chris, no surprise.
"Sarcastic, book-worm Noah." He fell without much to say, arms crossed with an annoyed scowl, hating about being back on this show.
"Super-fan Sierra. Total Drama's number one stalker, uh, blogger." She flies out happily, saying that it's for her beloved Cody. All the other contestants swam away as she did a big cannon ball into the lake.
"And Pharaoh freak show, Ezekiel." The feral beast falls into the sea, everyone is shocked to see him come back. But the robot plunges a plunger at him, as Chris laughs lightly. "Just kidding. No away is this guy coming back again!" He snaps his fingers, as the robot launches him far away from this place.
"Man, it's great to be back." Chris smiles with lightness.
All the contestants were groaning in annoyance, as the washed up near the shore wet and cold. As Chris and the robot walk over. "Greetings, old friends!"
Heather coughs out a starfish, disgusted by it she throws it away. "I am not your friend, Mclean." As the sarcastic cynic walks over, squeezing the water out of his reddish vest. "Wow. Looks like the queen of mean misses her charming boyfriend so badly."
"Shut up, Noah. You really think I miss Alejandro? As if!" Heather scoffs, but felt her face flush a little. "I'm actually glad he's gone, that handsome jerk.." Noah simply rolls his eyes, You clearly still a crush on that eel. He thought, but wouldn't voice aloud.
Courtney walks near Chris, pointing a finger at him with a glare that wasn't friendly. "You're going to pay for my dry cleaning," she mutters.
"No I'm not." He casually spoke, "Since we have a new contract, remember?"
"In fact, we've got a ton of new changes for this season." He raises a finger.
"For one, this island is now a hundred percent toxic waste free." The host announces. "What?" The gamer boy, Sam reacted; who still has an octopus on his head. "I only came back to get up close with sone toxic goop! So I can become a kick-butt mutant, like my gal Dakota." Sam pulls a photo of him and a mutated version of Dakota, smiling at his girlfriend that he missed.
"Gee, too bad man." Chris shrugs off. "Guess it's going to be all pay no game for yah." He laughs, as he continues. "On the upside, I've upgraded your accommodations."
The robot rolls in a TV, as Chris introduces the new stuff for the season. "This season, the losers will have to sleep in a stanky old cabin." Everyone groans at the thought of a rusty old cabin.
"But, the winners get to stay in the all new, eco-friendly, Mclean spa hotel. Complete with butler, hot tub, and 24-hour masseune." Everyone cheers at the free relaxation of being in a lavish hotel and having wonderful previelleges.
"And, in honor of your All-Star status. I'm dividing you into teams based on your past performances. Heroes Vs. Villains,"
Confessional - Heather
"Obviously, I'll be on the Villain's team."
Heather smirks, pointing at herself. "And I'll be running it by lunch."
End
Confessional - Noah
"Heroes versus Villains, seriously?" Noah sighs, leaning against the toilet frame and with his arms crossed.
"Am I even considered a hero or villain to a perspective? The only thing I've done evil is call a devilish, handsome man "an eel dipped in grease, swimming in motor oil." and then getting voted off after he caught me exposing his true nature. And the public knows I'm a 'know it all and a nerd who isn't kindhearted'.
Noah pinches his nose. "God, why did I even come back to this stupid show.."
End
"Heather, Duncan, Lighting, Joe, Scoot, and Gwen. From now on, your the villainous vultures." Chris announces.
"Wait, Why I am I on the Villain's team!?" Gwen confusionly asks. Noah scoffs under his breath, whispering mockingly. "You literally kissed someone's boyfriend behind their back on live international TV, why are you so surprised?"
"It's because you stole my boyfriend and became the new Heather." Courtney angrily spoke, still having a grudge.
"Yeah, what she said." Chris added with a smirk.
"But I've done so many good things, I cannot possibly be a villain, I'm very nice." Gwen spoke sorrowfully, before Duncan places a gentle hand on her shoulder. "Being bad is cool, Gwen. We're now on the same team, so that's a good thing, right?" The punk boy tries to reassure the goth, as she sadly at the ground. "I guess..." Duncan frowns a little, concerned of Gwen's being.
Confessional - Duncan
"Oh, man...I came back just for Gwen." Duncan spoke, getting a bit annoyed at her sulking over her broken friendship with Courtney.
"She better not start sulking the entire time, or I may as well be dating Courtney." He crossed his arms, his frown deepened.
End
"Mike, Zoey, Cameron, Sam, Courtney, Sierra, and Noah. You're on the Heroic Hamsters!" Chris announces, as Noah fake gags at their teams name. Heroic Hamsters? How unoriginal... The cynic thought.
"Excuse me, how are hamsters heroic?" Courtney questioned.
"It was that or the heroic hippos," The host answered. That was an even worse team name.
"Hamsters it is!" Courtney said.
"Wait a minute. They have seven people, we have six. How is this fair?" Joe asked, clearly spotting something.
"I needed the seat on the plane for that Ezekiel prank." Chris shrugs, as the masculine woman deadly stares at him.
"Fine...you can have the robot," He frowns, pressing the remote to bring the robot towards the end of the villain's team line.
"Thought the robot could talk?" Scott snickers lightly.
"The communication chip cacaked while I was in the Hout Scout," The host explained.
"Was that even english?" Noah bluntly replies, before the robot drew closeer towards him. The cynic sighs, pushing it away for some distance. "Ever heard of personal space, Tin Man?"
Confessional - Noah
Noah coughs a little, before staring at the camera.
"That robot somehow gives me familiar creeps. Certainly not a good feeling."
End
"This year's challenge is all nod to classic from the past. However, with harsh new twists to make this the toughest Total Drama season ever!" Chris exclaimed.
"Your first challenge, find the key to the spa hotel and you'll do it in an homage to the first Total Drama challenge; Cliff diving into water infested with ravenous sharks.
Just hearing the word 'sharks' made Scott want to shit his pants, knowing the trauma he went through with Fang during his season.
Confessional - Scott
Scott was visually trembling in a ball, teeth chattering and a very anxious expression on his face."
"O-okay, so maybe I have a slight phobia of s-sharks." The ginger stutters.
"But can you blame me?"
End
"Once you dive into the water, try to avoid the sharks long enough to snag a key," Chris explains, showing the demonstration on the TV. "And choose wisely. Only one of those suckers is the real deal. Assuming you live long enough to reach dry land, a teammate will drive you towards the hotel in one of the baby carriers from season three's race through central park."
Noah gets some shudder from the memory of sleeping deeply in a baby stroller, only to cost the win for Team Chris is really hot.
"First team to unlock the spa door wins, and someone from team loser will be going home tonight." The host states, as he got into a jeep with an intern driving it. "Meet at the base of the cliff in fifteen minutes. Chop, chop, kittys." As the jeep drives away.
"Wait! Shouldn't we change into our swimsuits or something?" Mike questions.
"Sorry! No time!" Chris yells back urgently.
The heros and villians were heading towards the mountain cliff. Noah travels behind purposely from his team, the robot seemed to go close to towards Heather now. "Keep away from me, Toaster."
Suddenly, the robot trailed behind him again. The cynic gazes at it for a moment, before looking away flatly. "Wrong team, Tin man." As he tries to catch up with his team, the gamer boy tries to perk a conversation. "So Sierra, what brought you back?"
"I wanna win for Cody~!" she responded, sweetness in her tone for her Codykins. "We would've won last time if I didn't accidently blow up the plane."
"Oh, yeah. Your hair grew back nicely." Sam said. Sierra smiles sweetly at the gamer boy. "Thanks! It's kinda tough to be apart from my man, but it's too dangerous from him!"
"And I'm sure I can handle enough to win the million!" She excitedly said, only for Noah to chime in bluntly. "If I had a nickel for everytime you had wet fantasies about Cody, I'd be a goddamn millionaire."
Sierra huffs angrily at Noah's comment.
Confessional - Sierra
"Noah will never learn that me and Cody are meant to be for eternity!"
"He's just upset that Alejandro isn't here to whisper sweet nothings to him, I always did that when Cody was here!"
Sierra sniffles harshly, as she begins to sob. "I miss my Cody-bear...so much!"
End
Heather walks elegantly, before pushing back Joe in a rudely manner like always. "Excuse me."
Joe scoffs angrily at the push, retorting back. "Watch it, old Heather."
"You watch it newbie,"
Gwen had to intervene before a small brawl started. "Guys, just because Chris labbed us as 'villians', doesn't mean we have to act like them."
"We're a team, we should work together as one." The goth's words alone made everyone start complaining and bitching.
Confessional - Villains Team
Heather crosses her arms, scoffing lightly. "No way is that going to happen. I-" The camera cuts.
Joe states the obvious. "don't trust-"
Duncan points straight at the camera, a deadpan look in his face. "anyone-"
Scott crosses his arms. "on this-"
The robot somehow got a say in the matter. "bleeping-"
Lighting rests an arm on his hip. "team!"
Gwen smiles faintly. "Heh, I think that went well."
Every one of them laugh venomously except for Gwen.
End
Courtney looks around, only for her demeanor to sour towards Duncan and Gwen getting all close again.
"Courtney keeps glaring at me, like she's trying to set me on fire." The goth mumbles.
"I'll give her a glare back for yah," Duncan reassures, before cruelly glaring at the CIT, who turns her head away with a small huff.
"Uh, hello? Courtney? Hey..." Duncan confusionly asks, a bit shocked by her ignoring him without a fight.
Confessional - Duncan
"I'm so used to girls yell at me, even punch me. But blank at me? That's - that's just wrong!"
Duncan almost looked concerned at this new reality, before returning to his bad boy persona. "Pfft, I mean, whatever!"
End
"I think punk boy still wants you to yell at him," Noah stated, walking besides Courtney after witnessing that.
"What's the point, Noah?" Courtney asks. "He never listens. Besides, it's over between us. He's a bad boy, I knew our relationship wouldn't last for long."
"Point taken." The cynic says. "But about the deal with Gwen, I know what happened, but.."
"Gwen..I thought we were friends." The CIT said, glaring daggers at her. "That's the last time I make that mistake."
"No, I get it. When you trust someone with that much faith and trust, only for them to stab you in the heart? It hurts, but they're not worth the glance." Noah said, as he remember how close he got with Alejandro, all the laughs they had and the similar hobbies they liked, that feeling made his heart ache a bit. But Noah had to shove his feelings aside.
"Well, I'm glad we both know that feeling, thank you." Courtney smiles a bit.
Confessional - Noah
Noah places his hands on his lap. "Having that genuine conversation with Courtney at least helped ease her mood about Duncan and Gwen."
"I may not be the best person for comfort, but I can listen and give blunt advice."
End
Near the base of the cliff, both teams stand. As Chris greets them from a jetpack. "Greetings, All Stars!" The stormy smoke of sand got into most of everyone's eyes and mouths. Noah coughs harshly. "Seriously?!"
The host leads on the ground. "These are your carriages. Blood red for the Villainous Vultures and purest gold for the Heroic Hamsters, you've got thirty seconds to figure out who you're carriage drivers will be. Staring now!"
"I'll drive!' Scott dibs first, before Joe yells back. "No, I'll drive!"
"Pleaseeee!" Lighting rolls his eyes at them. "You're the slowest go-karter driver ever."
"But I'm also the shopping cart racing circuit champion." Joe frowns.
Confessional - Joe / Lighting
Joe chuckles deviously. "No, I'm not. I just said that because-" The camera cuts off
Lighting seems a bit impressed. "Gotta respect championship status. Joe drives."
End
Lighting flings Scott over his shoulder, bringing him away. "Oh come on!" he exclaims, finding it unfair that a girl got the win.
Gwen walks over towards, suggestion laced in her tone. "But Joe, wouldn't you make a better diver, since your very athletic?"
"Nobody tells me what to do, gothball." Joe harshly states. "And don't even try kiss me,"
Gwen gasps at those words. "What?"
Confessional - Gwen
Gwen leans down on the seat, sighing sorrowfully. "After three full seasons of kindness, I'm reduced to an evil-kisser status?"
She starts to become frustration with peoples matter with her. "For the last time, Duncan and Courtney were over before he and I started dating."
"You can't steal a boyfriend, if the boy is free!"
End
"Ten seconds!' Chris announces.
Cameron, Zoey and Mike seemed to have a tough decision on who will be the driver, saying you should do it or this person should do it, it was starting to annoy Noah slowly.
"I'll volunteer." Noah sighs, walking towards the carriage. He isn't the most athletic man, but he'll make the run count.
"Okay, everyone but Joe and Noah. Up the cliff you go." The host says.
Everyone else races up on the cliff, exhausted already from the miles. Lighting was the first to reach the top, cheering in excitement. "I'm first!"
Followed behind were the others, who were sweating and needed a small breather. Sam falls onto Cameron by accident.
Scoot, Zoey, and Mike look down at the infested pool of sharks, spotting a familiar one waving at them predatory, Fang.
"Fang!?!" The three of them yelled in disbelief and horror, mostly the horror was from Scott. "Who?" Gwen asks.
"Places people, It's diving time!" Chris announces happily.
"A-after you, I insist!" Scott chatters, as he pushing Heather ahead of him, looking ready to shit himself. The queen bee glares at the ginger head with some disgust.
"One diver per team at a time. The next diver has to wait until their team's carriage returns," The host stated.
"Ready? Set!" The air horn blows, as Lighting runs towards the edge, yelling 'Woo! Lighting strikes!'
Courtney jumps off as well, squealing as she fell.
Lighting falls at massive speed, attacking the shark in the middle with his powerful fall and safely got Courtney into the water. He found his key first and did a massive backflip into the carriage.
"Yes, so long suckers!" Joe retorts. Well fuck...we're behind. Noah mummers in his mind.
Courtney finds a key, urgently swimming back to shore and getting into the carriage. "Let's get going, Noah!"
"Copy that." The cynic said, before pushing the carriage towards the direction that the Villain's team took.
Joe pushes the carriage with urgent pace, before looking at Lighting. "Listen, you don't like me and I don't like you."
"What's not to like?" Lighting teases, kissing one of his biceps.
"You're kidding me, right?" She scoffs. "Point is, we're the strongest members on our team. Agree to stay apart from our ways until the merge."
"Cool by me," Lighting shrugs, but makes a point. "But then it's every champ for himself, starting with number one, yours truly."
"Yeah, yeah." Joe rolls her eyes.
Once the Villains make to to the hotel, they try to unlock the door, but to no avail. "Oh, come on key! Get in the lock!" Lighting complains.
"It doesn't fit because it's the wrong key, Lighting." Joe scolds, arms crossed against her chest.
Noah and Courtney make it towards the hotel, trying their key. Courtney throws the key, whining that it didn't work. "Wrong key!"
"Hey, there's a chance we'll find the right one. Stop whining like a child about a key." Noah leans against the frame of the hotel.
Gwen and Duncan stand near another, as he yells 'Come one!' multiple times as their team's carriage comes back.
"You know, a lot of my blog readers were pissed about you guys hooking up." Sierra spoke randomly. "But I get it, love is love. Just like me and my Cody Wody~!"
"Yeah, we're just like you guys.." Gwen mutters sarcastically.
"Here comes Joe! How about a kiss for luck?" Duncan offers, a smile on his lips. Sierra was staring very hardly at them, it was scary. "Um, no time!" The goth excuses, pushing the punk boy off the cliff.
Duncan thankfully didn't get eaten by sharks and found a key, swimming back towards the surface. He got into the carriage and was pushed away by Joe. "Let's roll!"
"Hurry up, there still ahead of us!" Courtney spats at Noah, as she gets off. Noah's frown deepens in some fury at the CIT's attitude.
"For Cody!" Sierra yells excitedly, next to jump off the cliff for the hero's team, leading in the water.
Mike and Zoey looked concerned and looked at one another. "Do you think she's okay?" he said.
Sierra was fighting the sharks underneath the water, before finding a key that was shaped like Cody. "Oh, I found one that looks like my Cody~!"
"Congratulations, sweetie. Do you want a damn cookie for that?" Noah sassily retorted, earning some laughs from both teams and a ton of happy bleeps from the robot. Sierra looked ready to beat up Noah, but simply jumped into the carriage.
"Listen up, short pants." Joe begins as she pushes the cart. "I'm in charge. Get in my way and I'll make your life a walking hellfire."
Duncan laughs at the empty threat. "Ha, trust me. I'm the last person who wants to be in charge, but feel free to knock yourself out trying."
"Really?"
Duncan tries the key out, but didn't fit the lock. "No go, it's dud."
"Why to pick the wrong key, dud ken."
"Hah, good one." Duncan compliments the insult, earning Joe an confused look. "Thanks?"
Confessional - Joe
Joe smiles with earest respect towards Duncan. "Wow, someone finally appreciates my killer ziggers!"
End
Noah and Sierra finally make it to the hotel, but they key didn't unlock the door. "Aww!" Sierra whines. "Cody's key is too small, back we go!"
The cynic rolls his eyes silently, as he pushes the carriage back to the base.
"Oh look, they returned!" Zoey says, before placing a small kiss on Mike's cheek for good luck, making the boy get dreamy and knocking Gwen down the cliff with him.
Unfortunately, luck wasn't on Gwen's side. As two big sharks surround her, Mike being upside down on one of them. "Woah...nice sharks." she says slowly, before another one appears.
"Gwen!" Duncan yells in worry, before a rock hits one of the sharks nose. "Sorry!' Zoey exclaims, as she slingshots another one.
Mike falls into the water, as Zoey knocks the other sharks with rocks.
"Thanks!" Mike exclaims back.
Zoey gets some praise from the other contestants (except for Lighting) for her skills, chuckling nicely. "Well, after all the times Mike has saved me, I owe him one."
Gwen rushes to the carriage with her key, wet and cold. "Hurry!"
"You think I don't know that?" Joe taunted.
Sierra gets off the carriage, Noah looked exhausted from pushing but tried to remain strong. "We...we don't have all day, Mike." He pants, as Mike got in.
Gwen tries to open the door with the key, but didn't go through. "Darn it."
Joe pants. "How hard is it to pick the right key?"
"Maybe you should've been a diver..."
Mike rows the carriage towards the hotel, as Noah finally relaxed his aching body. "Didn't know you were that capable of rowing by your own?" The cynic said, a dry chuckle escaping his lips.
"Well, I've always been that active and quick!" Mike replies happily, a goofy smile on his lips. He remained him of Owen, always positive and had a smile on his face. Too bad he wasn't here, probably cheering him on with the rest of the gang at Eva's apartment.
Mike quickly comes back, shaking his head. "Nope, got to go back."
Noah finally regained his energy, but let Mike steers himself back to base, with him following suit behind him.
Sam and Heather jump next, but the gamer boy got caught by the sharks, giving the queen bee a higher chance of finding key.
"Suckers!" Heather yelled, as Joe pushed them away. Sam finally got his key, but at the cost of getting wounded up.
Joe pants heavily, kneeling down for a moment. "I haven't been this tired since I ran that septorn."
"It doesn't fit. Come on, lets go!" Heather says, before it was back to the base to try again.
Noah has to push the carriage with all his might as they made it to the hotel for the millionth time today. "Get up, gamer boy. We have a challenge to win."
Sam drops onto the ground, crushing Noah’s foot. “Fuck me, that hurts!”
Confessional - Noah
Noah caresses his foot, still feeling the pain. "This is gotta be the most exercise I've done since my sisters forced me to work out during the spring."
"The cost is that I'm surrounded by idiots! They only people that I can tolerate sorta is Mike and Courtney. But overall, I have little faith on this 'heroic' team." He sighs deeply, averting his gaze from the camera.
"I just wish there was someone genuine to talk with..." Noah sounds almost vulnerable, but returns to his nonchalant demeanor.
End
"It's your turn man," Duncan states, as Scott grips strongly on a rock as Lighting tries to tear him off it.
"No! You can't make me!"
"Oh, yes your will!" Lighting said, using all his strength to get Scott off the rock.
"Here comes Noah." Courtney spots, as Mike turns to Zoey with a warm smile. "Good luck, not that you'll need it."
With that, Zoey dives off with second thought.
"You have to dive. It's either you or the robot." Duncan said, starting to get annoyed by Scott's cowardness. "Plus, I'm pretty sure the robot isn't waterproof."
"Yeah, but it's s-shark-proof!!" Scott stutters.
Once Zoey came out of the water and into carriage, Noah started pushing away with all his might.
"And the heroes take the lead for the first time in this challenge!"Chris comments finally.
"DIVE!!!" The Villains team yell at Scoot, but he wouldn't budge.
Finally, once Lighting gets him off, the robot ends up falling off instead but missed by a step. It felt short relief, before the some of the cliff broke off, making it fall. Many flinched at the sight, as the robot fell hardly into the water.
"So long," Heather mutters, a smirk on her face.
Once it fell into the water, the sharks began to bite at the metal multiple times, before a massive explosive happens underneath from the electric currents. Parts fell into the air, as well as a familiar face.
The man opens his eyes, emerald eyes. He wakes up and flashes a charming smirk towards the camera. Alejandro.
The original cast scream in disbelief, mostly Heather. "WHAT!?! You have got to be kidding me!?"
Confessional - Alejandro
Alejandro sits lazily on the seat, looking like a mess. "The last thing I remember was being burned to a crisp by the vocalano. And then Chris sealed me into a robot to "heal".
A charming smirk graced his lips. "It feels good to be free after all this time. I must thank Scott for his cowardness,"
"Hm..wonder where Noah is though," He whispers with worry. "I-I mean! We're arch enemies after all, I'd like to see his reaction once he sees that I'm alive." The words sounded forced, but the Spaniard was perfect at hiding his emotions, almost too perfect.
End
Alejandro lands perfectly onto the shore, quickly grabbing a key.
Everyone cheers for him, but it was short lived when the Spaniard's legs went numb and ended up falling face first into the sand.
Confessional - Alejandro
"I was stuck in that robot suit for two and a half years. My legs are so asleep, it's like there in a long term coma."
Alejandro grabs one of his numb legs, "Wakey, Wakey! Nothing..." He frowns adoringly.
End
Noah stretches his limbs slightly, as Zoey finishes up with her key. "Wrong key. So much for a leap..."
"Why even do a huge leap when it would lead you towards an incorrect answer?" Noah asks.
"It's just for good luck, Noah. No need to criticize." The redhead said nicely.
“Apologies,”
Just before Noah was about to push the carriage, Joe came passing with a familiar face that froze his tracks, Alejandro. The cynic's eyes narrowed slightly, "That eel is back." he mutters flatly.
The Spaniard gazes at Noah's narrowed expression, flashing a seductive smirk at him. "Silly Noah..I was here the entire time. And it seems like you missed me a lot, amigo."
Joe carried Alejandro towards the door, which unlocked perfectly. "The door is open, the vultures win!" Chris says, as he jetpacks over.
Noah scowls, cursing in native tongue under his breath. "Inta muṭṭāḷ viḷaiyāṭṭai ōkkaṟēṉ." Alejandro gazes at the cynic for a moment, maybe a bit too long at his handsome face. No time to get distracted, Alejandro. You have a game to win. He said to his brain.
As the night grew, the Heroic Hamsters were the first to have an elimination of this season. "Welcome to the first elimination ceremony! How do you like the new peanut gallery?" Chris asked the Villain's team, who were sitting nearby to witness the elimination ceremony. Most were smirking or gossiping, besides Gwen.
"Now winners can watch their opponents give someone the boot before heading towards the spa hotel, for a deluxe dinner." The Villain's team high fived one another, happy for a lavish feast.
"Before we start, I need one winner for a special reward!"
Lighting was the first to rush over, a grin curving his lips greedily for a reward.
"Great, your reward is to spend the night in exile, on boney island! With tons of starving animals." The host says, as the athletic's face frowns. "Man, how is that a reward?"
"Because, there's a McLean invincibility statue hidden somewhere on said island. Find it and you're golden."
Scott scoffs. "Now he tells us.."
"This year, you get to vote by placing an 'x' on the photo of the person you want to eliminate," Chris explains. "Now, get voting."
One by one, everyone on the Heroic Hamsters voted in the confessional.
After casting votes...
"Okay, the following people are safe." The host starts.
"Cameron,"
"Sierra,"
"Zoey,"
"Mike,"
"And Noah."
"Sam, you're on the hit list for not doing anything this challenge, and almost crushing Noah with your weight after getting beaten by sharks. Not a good thing." That earned the gamer boy a cold glare from the Spaniard in the peanut gallery.
"Courtney, complaining the entire time and still getting hung over a bad boy, I mean seriously it's obvious and your teammates hate it."
"And tonight's loser is,"
"Sam!" Courtney smiles at getting the last marshmallow. The gamer boy sighs defeatedly, knowing he wasn't going to make it far anyways.
This year however, there was a new elimination device for the losers. A massive, gross toilet that was near the deck. 'The flush of shame' was what Chris called it and that made Noah groan at the ridiculous name.
Sam frowns sadly, saying his last words. "Well, it was fun while it lasted. See you-" but the toilet flushed before he finished, splashing everyone but McLean. Everyone angirly scowls that they were soaking wet and smelled of toilet water.
The Heroic Hamsters make it towards the old cabin, soaked and cold. The cabin has seen better days and was so dirty.
As Noah goes to his bunk for the night, he finds a warm towel that is folded nicely on the sheets. "Strange.." he whispered faintly, before spotting a elegant written note. "To dry yourself, amigo. We'll speak with each other tomorrow. - Alejandro.'
So the eel gave him a towel and wanted to speak with him one on one? No way, he had already trusted Alejandro once and look how it turned out. But, it also felt a little nice for him to offer something warm since he got cold easily.
Maybe Noah will consider talking with him, but on his terms. He wouldn't be deceived by that slimy eel after what happened in World Tour and he certainly will not let Alejandro get the better of him.