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Speedy has another new boyfriend that he's dragging around to all The Crew stuff and its kinda getting on his nerves. And don’t go at get it twisted, he likes Slack! It took a bit but he has come to enjoy the guy a lot and even considers him a close friend. And had absolutely no issues with him coming home with them to CrewCraft last time – the fresh blood honestly did them all some good.
But this new guy? He's just a bit too weird? Is weird a word Deluxe can use when Sidearms is a person that exists (and was once upon a version of what Slack and now seemingly HMC have become)?
And yeah, the guy's funny, sure, of course he is; but they are constantly surrounded by funny people so D4 just doesn't get why this guy in particular has wormed his way into Speedy's heart. Dating this much outside of The Crew is not his MO—or at least it didn't used to be. D4 guesses he missed whenever that change happened.
And the worst part is whenever he brings it up with D20 or G they treat him like he’s somehow the unreasonable one in this whole situation. Assholes.
And he’s not going to go and bring it up to Speedy – not in any kind of real way. Ribbing him about the guy is easy but to attempt some kind of genuine questioning feels so outside of a possibility that even thinking about considering that option gives him the shivers.
So yeah, HMC is a fucking bother.
