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So. Ivan was pretty much... Forced to go to therapy! Without his will! He doesn't need any of that nonsense, of course! He's perfectly fine, snd his actions were for good, of course!
Though he was infact, still forced to go to therwpy!! Im not fixing that spelling mistake btw
So Ivan opened the door to the therapy room howdoicall it!!!!!!! And so he saw THE therapist!!! The guy looked awesome
Like a placeholder character wow so awesome omg kiss me mr therapist
The wind is strong today
ok back to the so called therapy session yeah
Oh thats skittles!!! the therapist o em gee
So back to the therwpy
"HELLO IVAN!!! WAT R U HERE FOR CUHH"
"Excuse me what."
Replied Ivan, looking at thr OH SO AMAZING AND COOL THERAPIST OH MY GOD MAKESOUT WITH SKITTLES
Oh the wind is really strong
skittles can you stop interrupting the writer when theyre describing you
"OK SO ANYWAYS. LETS START SHAL WE?!?!?!l
Ivan sits down on the chair near Skittles, VERY infact scared by the fact that this guy makes out with the other writer every damn minute.
Ivan already hated this nonsense. He didn't even need therapy or whatever "mental health is"! He isn't woke enough for that shit at all!!!!! Ivan thought about how mental health isn't real and his actions were right.
"CAN U START TALKING ALREDY FATTIE..."
"Fine. So someone made me go into therapy, while I, I do NOT need this bullshit at all! I am perfectly fine, and those who think im not ARE fools!"
Oh that's edgy
"That's edgy son..."
Said the therapist.
"fuck you mean son"
"are you my father"
"SORRY TWIN ..... IM NOT YOUR FATHA"
Ivan slowly becomes more frustrated with this
omg
this is taking too long i cant write ts
"Ok corpse."
"SO. WAT SHOULD WE TALK ABOUT THEN??? ^_^"
Insert skittle side eye
"Let's talk about how Andrew SUCKS snd how he is in the WRONG!!!!!"
"Son thats edgy"
"AHUT UP"
Minor spelling kistakw
Fudk
FUCK
Mistake
Die
Kill yourself
Actually no not you viewer please let go of the rope
thanks
"Son.... Im crine...."
Yes whatever lets get to the admitting your wrongs part or whatever blagabalahabkabaa
soabgrgb
"OK SO NAOW WE WILL ADMIT OUR WEONGSSS!!!"
"I didn't do anything wrong"
"Says the mental abuser who abused a guy because of a game lol"
"IM NOT AN ABUSER"
"DIE"
"KILL YOURSELF
"I NEVER WAS"
"Ivan that fucking sucked"
"oh....."
sheds a tear....... thats too much criticism for him .....
"I'm killing myself thats toomich criticism die"
insert ivan dying whatevrr
Lifesteal smp day 1
insert the entriee script of the bee movir
whatever i dont csre im not doing any of this again KILL ME