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Tommyinnit Son of ???????

Summary:

Random cross fiction of tommyinnit and the Percy jackson universe because why not .

 

Do not think about the horrible story telling just go with the flow 🏞

Chapter 1: The Arrival of the Biggest Man in the World

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The violet flames didn't just flicker—they turned into a swirling vortex of shadow that smelled like damp earth and ancient silk. The singing stopped instantly as the campers scrambled back, weapons drawn and eyes wide.
From the center of the dark fire, Tommy crashed onto the dirt. He looked terrible; his hair was singed, his face was smeared with ash, and his eyes were wide with the frantic look of someone who had just escaped a nightmare only to land in a dream.
The air above him fractured. A massive, shimmering black sunhat appeared, draped in veils of starlight and surrounded by the ghostly fluttering of crow wings. The power radiating from the symbol was cold, but it didn't feel like the icy hatred of a monster—it felt like the quiet, inevitable end of a long day.
Tommy curled into a ball, his lungs burning. He hacked, a wet, rattling cough that shook his entire frame.
"What the hell..." He coughed again, clutching his chest as he looked up at the divine symbol of the Goddess of Death. "...what the hell, Mumza?"
The Camp Half-Blood chronicles didn't have a record for "Mumza." Chiron froze, his hand hovering over his quiver, while Nico di Angelo actually stepped back, his shadows retreating as if they were intimidated by the sheer weight of the presence above Tommy.
"You're—" Tommy broke into another fit of coughing, his voice raspy and indignant. "You're a bit late, aren't you? I literally died! I was in the dark, and you just... you just hurl me onto a bunch of kids in orange shirts?"
The shadow of the sunhat seemed to dip, almost like a playful nod, and the sound of a thousand crows cawing softly echoed through the trees. A gentle, cold breeze ruffled Tommy's hair, smelling faintly of the flowers Kristen loved.
"Don't you 'gentle breeze' me!" Tommy yelled at the sky, though he was still shaking. "I've had a rubbish time! My discs are gone, my best friend is a ghost, and I've got no armor!"
Jason Grace stepped forward, his sword Ivlivs lowered but not put away. "Kid... who are you talking to? Who is 'Mumza'?"
Tommy looked at Jason, then back at the fading symbol of the Goddess. He let out a long, shaky sigh, wiping soot off his forehead. "That's my Mum. And apparently, she decided that instead of letting me rest, I should come deal with you lot. I'm TommyInnit, and I’m retired. No more wars. No more blowing things up. Unless someone touches my stuff."
He coughed one last time, spitting out a bit of gray dust. "Now, someone tell me where the food is before I start a problem."


Will Solace had seen a lot of weird things—he’d healed pegasus kicks and hydra burns—but he had never seen a patient like Tommy. As the boy sat on the edge of the infirmary cot, Nico di Angelo stood in the corner, looking deeply disturbed.
"I can't feel his heartbeat properly," Nico whispered, his hand resting on the hilt of his Stygian iron sword. "It’s there, but it sounds... distant. Like it’s echoing from another room."
"That’s because I’m a big man, Nico," Tommy snapped, though he winced as Will pressed a cool cloth to his singed forehead. "My heart is just too powerful for your puny emo ears."
Will frowned, checking his thermometer. "Tommy, your body temperature is ten degrees below human average, and you’re technically covered in 'Death-Dust' from a dimension that doesn't exist on my Map of the Underworld. You should be dead."
"I was!" Tommy shouted, then coughed, a few stray crow feathers fluttering out of his sleeves. "Mumza—Kristin—she caught me. She said I wasn't done being annoying yet. She gave me a 'blessing,' which I think is just her way of saying I’m too loud for her living room."
Will tried to pour some nectar down Tommy's throat, but the golden liquid turned into gray ash the moment it touched Tommy's lips. Will paled. "He can't take demigod medicine. His body rejects everything but... darkness?"
"He's not a demigod," Nico realized, his eyes widening. "He’s a Vessel. He’s carrying a piece of a Death Goddess inside him.