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*The group is suddenly teleported to bedrooms the size of walk in closets*
“What?! Is this a stand attack? Where is this?!” Says Jotaro and Kakyuin simultaneously from different bunks.
They both get out of their beds and decide to leave the room through the door. Some of the others had started to file out as well.
”Stop! Who’s there?!” Jotaro yells at two strangers leaving their bedroom.
“Joseph Jostar. My friend here is Ceasar Zeppli. And you are?”
”Jotaro Kujo. My Friend is called Noriaki Kakyoin; Are you THAT Joseph Jostar? The one who defeated the three Pillarmen? The one who pulled out an M-16 and a belt of gernades in the middle of downtown New York to kill a vampire?”
”I’ve only killed one of them.”
“Let’s discuss this in the living room, shall we?” Kakyoin suggested, and they all nodded in agreement before going, followed by Jonathan & Joline.
”Hello good Sirs, but do you have any idea where we are at the moment?” Jonathan asked politely.
Ceasar Zeppelin Responded after a moment “No. And you are..?”
”Jonathan Joestar. The lady beside me, apparently my great great great granddaughter, Calls herself Jolyne Kujo. We happened to overhear you introduce yourselves to each other.”
“Wait… if you and your descendant are around the same age, and Joseph is 40 years younger, then does that mean..?”
They all pondered that thought for a moment before Josuke, Okuyasu, Giorno, and Speedwagon entered the room. A moment later, Rohan and Narancia exited their room.
”I’m Giorno; this is Narancia.”
”I’m Josuke; this is Okuyasu.”
“And I’m Rohan. And you are?”
”Speedwagon. Pleased to make your acquaintances.”
”No way! Like, THAT, Speedwagon?! The one who helped slay Dio, for the first time anyway, was the self proclaimed heir to Gyro’s hat, and created the Speedwagon Foundation?!” Said Jolyne in disbelief.
“Well I did take his hat, and yes, I did help slay- wait what do mean the first ti-“
”Shut up Speedwagon; Dio gets killed like, three or four times. Anyways, you have been transported through spacetime instantaneously because of my stand which I will not explain. You will be transported back in seven days. There is food in the kitchen, an enclosed garden area outside, and other things upstairs. I hacked a modern gaming console to play Mario Kart 8 with 12 players, and 12 controllers connected to the same console. No harm will come your way during this stay. Enjoy your stay!
The voice went away just then, leaving the group completely bewildered.
”Well I don’t think it’s an enemy stand, because if it was, it would have sent us to a lava pit or something.” Said Giorno.
To which Speedwagon responded “We may as well do as the voice says, shall we?”
”But, just what is this ‘gaming console’? What does it do?” Jonathan asked.
“A gaming console is a machine that takes user inputs from one or more controllers and uses those imputs to control pixels on a screen, and does so in such a manner as to provide entertainment to the user.” Kakyoin responded smartly.
“And what is a pixel?”
“To put it simply, it is a very tiny dot on a screen that changes color based on what the console outputs.”
“So shall we play on this gaming console?” Said Joseph.
”Before we do that, we would do well to establish what time period everyone is from.”
“I’ll start. Me and Okuyasu were both born in 1983 and are 16 years old.”
“1971 for me and Kakyoin, both 17.”
”Me and Joseph were born in 1918 and 1920 respectively, and are 18 and 20.”
“Jonathan and I were born in 1963 and 1968, and are 20 and 25 respectively”
“I was born in 1985; Narancia is two years older. We are 15 and 17.”
”I was born in 1992. Age 20.” Said Jolyne
”1979; I’m 20.” Rohan said briefly.
“And now for figuring out how this thing works…” Said Ceasar.
”May I, Mr. Zeppeli?” Said Kakyoin.
He inspected the console for a moment, then pushed the power button, causing all three televisions to turn on. He then inspected the controllers with a bewildered look, and then he handed them out. The controllers all fit the hands of the users, and they eventually figured out how to use them. Kakyoin opened up Mario Kart 8 Deluxe, which had a “HACKED” watermark in the corner.
They all picked their karts and racers and they chose mushroom cup to play.
“BEEEP, BEEEP, BEEEP, GO”
Kakyoin easily took the lead, leaving the others struggling through the track.
On Kakyoin’s second lap, Jotaro said “I think I got the hang of this now.” And proceeded to find an extremely fast skip that ended up putting the world record to shame.
Kakyoin: YOU SON OF A BITCH!
Jotaro: Not my fault you’re mid at Mario Kart.
Joseph: Your next line is “DAMMIT I GOT 5TH IM THROWING THE FUCKING CONSOLE OUT THE WINDOW!”
Joylne: DAMMIT I GOT 5TH IM THROWING THE FUCKING CONSOLE OUT THE- NANI?! WHATEVER IM DOING IT ANYWAYS.
And then Giorno threw a piano at the center tv. They all started destroying the entire gaming setup until it was reduced to scrap. Jonathan was the only one trying to stop the chaos, and he failed. Giorno was also playing his entire theme on his own with it’s like, eleven different instruments, and despite this he played it flawlessly.
And through all this turmoil, Johnny and Gyro slept soundly. They were transported while sleeping on mats outside, and had not slept before that in 38 hours beforehand.