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Published:
2026-02-20
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2026-08-21
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{BURNING SHIP}

Summary:

Uh basically Gasharpoon and 1Eggs gay for each other yeah.

Notes:

Also this is shipping the actual 1Eggs skin, not 1x1x1x1 them self. Also in this Gasharpoon is male and I'm inserting some of my own headcanons. Headcanons for Gasharpoon: his left eye was burnt out, not corrupted, his harpoon arm is from a crewmate turning on him and using a cursed harpoon to stab him in the arm, his got his peg leg because a cut on his leg from a battle got infected so he had to get it amputated, so he's a huge germaphobe whenever he has even a tiny scratch cuz he doesn't want to loose anymore limbs, is color blind to indigo and teal, had a sharp golden tooth, a scar on his jaw that ends on his cheek, his mother is a very sensitive topic for him, usually gets violent to avoid answering sensitive questions, very sensitive to light which is why he hates taph so much, and often takes a while to kill Two Time because he mistakes them for Ishtime. Headcanons for Eggs (he's gonna be called Eggs instead of 1Eggs): Huge germaphobe, treats his minions like his actual children, sometimes hurts himself because of something traumatic that had happened to him when he was younger that he can't forget, Betrayed is his sister/ sibling figure, pronouns are he/they but it shifts to they/them sometimes, hence why he is gender fluid, has a tail because after 1x becsme betrayed, he wanted to make himself look more like them so they wouldn't feel as sad, his minions come in two different varieties, the ones with the fruit heads coming from survivors he's killed with food poisoning or with his pans, and the others are regular minions from when he kills a survivor with his bare hands, has an hourglass like shaped torso cuz why tf not, knew Gasharpoon before they we're forsakened, forgot who he was, and super confused on why Gasharpoon acts like they know each other cuz Gasharpoon still remembers Eggs, and loves komodo dragons.

Chapter 1: Lobby

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Round and round as usual. The cycle keeps going. It's nothing new. Gasharpoon sighed, waiting in the lobby with the other killers, impatiently waiting his turn to blow off some steam and hunt down those pests. Gasharpoon ran a clawed hand through his dirty blond hair that looks fluffy and wild and reached his shoulders. He studied the room, immediately regretting it. Noli was busy torturing c00lkidd, who was sobbing his lungs out because of the horrific noises coming out of the purple figure, Mafioso digging a dagger into a picture of Chance, his ears fluffed up in agitation as he ranted about how he was going to torture Chance in the worst ways possible when he got his hands on them, Azure staring at a photo quietly, but lashed out at anyone who came near, Betrayed in the round, killing the survivors, so she was gone, Demon king gloating about his kills to a very bored Bluududd, and Eggs sitting in his own corner, attempting to make something edible out of what little he was given to work with. Gasharpoon watched the chef with a raised eyebrow. What was the point of cooking or eating? They couldn't die, so there really was no need to worry about starving to death. The pistons on Gasharpoon's harpoon arm swirled and clicked, only adding more noise amongst the chaos. The round suddenly ended, Betrayed spawning back in, covered in blood, looking rather proud. Eggs walked over to her, talking to her about the round, his tail wagging. Gasharpoon looked down, tilting his hat down to hide the light from his eyes, Eggs glancing over at him. "Eyeing the pirate again?" Betrayed asked in a teasing tone. "What? I-.. I can't look at people now?" Eggs asked. "Course you can, but it's more watching when you look at them every other minute. You're eyes tend to wander over to Gasharpoon alot." Betrayed said, turning to walk off "I leave you two love birds at it!" She called, walking away. Eggs grumbled and buried his face in his hands with a sigh of embarrassment. Gasharpoon, too lost in his thoughts, kept his hat tilted down, has gaze glued to the floor. Eggs tilted his head and walked over. "You alright?" He asked. Gasharpoon jumped, his posture tensing as if he was preparing to be injured. He glared at Eggs, straightening up. "I do not need to answer to you." He said sharply, Eggs rolling his eyes at the stupid fancy pirate talk. "It was just a question, geez." He said, turning away. "Asshole." He muttered under his breath, a loud metallic clank of Gasharpoon's harpoon hitting the ground as Gasharpoon shifted into a defensive stance. "If you are to speak of my name, speak to my face!" Gasharpoon snarled, Eggs whiping around to glare at the pirate. "I said to drop the stupid pirate talk, Asshole!" They snapped, tail flicking in agitation. "Shut UP. THIS IS THE 3RD TIME THIS WEEK YOU TWO HAVE FOUGHT OVER SOMETHING STUPID!" Mafioso yelled at them. Gasharpoon, with a seething glare, turned and walked away. Eggs sighed and walked away as well.