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Tyler was in jail because he killed Charlie but then fucking Mami Tomoe got him out or smth I don’t know how jails work
”Wow why’d you get me out?” He asked
”Because I want to kill Tr*mp” Sayaka said.
”But I like Trump.” Tyler said “I’m maga” he added.
”Well, Uhm, Tr*mp is a very bad man! He hates immigrants, queer people, women, and himself! I would really appreciate if you could stop supporting him…” Madoka came in and said.
“Okay fine I guess…” Tyler finally responded in defeat. “How do we kill him?” He asked.
“I could shoot him but I need your help aiming.” Mami said softly.
”Okay.”
So Tr*mp was talking with someone about Charlie Kirk’s death because he’s an attention seeking bitch.
“Well I’m very hap-satisfied that his killer got caught, but he had a still gone. That is sad.”
Then Mami fucking shot him. “Ahhh”
Theb Biden was there and he was like “huh…? Oh fuck Tr*mps dead. Oh fuck my boyfriend is dead.”
and that’s the end hhahahahahhahahahahahhahahahha