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It was a dark and stormy night.
“Oh my god black sapphire is that you AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!”
Affogato collapses dead .
“Ladies ladies calm down haha-” black sapphire says this or something
“Bro millennial and elder faerie stop making out affogato fucking died broooo.” pure vanilla checks his pulse. Hes dead lol
“Yo where am i. Im wallter and i hate mark and love cement.”
The end.