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@SparxiConOfficial is live! [AMA WITH ANNOYING FAILED CLONE]
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“What’s up, chat? It’s me, Sparxie, once again! Oh, who’s this girl with me? Lucky you ask, she’s the subject of today’s stream!”
Sparxie points at Sparkle, currently sitting on the opposite end of the interrogation table.
tanghulu0101: sparxie do you have a twin
xpurinx: who tf is that
APPL3PI3: why are you in an interrogation room
“This is Sparkle!” Sparxie tilts the camera, pointing to her twin. “She’s just one of my annoying older models! We’re doing an Ask Me Anything, so we’d better get those gears turning for questions you wanna ask~”
“Hmph, I am not an old model,” Sparkle objects. “You’re the failed clone!”
“Yeah, right. One of us is Planarcadia’s most famous streamer and the other is a Masked Fool nobody, who’s more credible?”
“Please! We all know you make stuff up for views.”
“Whatever! It keeps my fans entertained!” Sparxie dismissively waves her hand. “You know the rules, chat! Donate, ask a question, and we’ll answer it! Absolutely anything, though we might give you a better response for more credits~”
Ding! The ring of the donation notification sounds. Sparxie beams.
“Oh? We’ve already got our first question. Are you ready, Sparkle?”
“Hmph, of course I am.”
Sparxie reads the prompt on the screen: cremebrulee081 has donated 950 credits! “Who tf is Sparkle”
“A question for darling old me?” Sparkle asks, putting hand on her chest. “Seems your fans are curious to find out who I am.”
“Duh! You’re a newcomer. But don’t pretend the spotlight isn’t on me.” Sparxie flicks her hair, grinning.
“Well, about me?” Sparkle thinks for a moment. “I’m just a normal Masked Fool who likes games. Sparxie is my discarded mask!”
“Oh, come on—are we going to believe some random Fool over me, your beloved streamer?” Sparxie says with a giggle. “I know we’re better than that!”
“Liar! You’re the clone!”
“Am not.”
“Are too!”
Ding! The donation ring interrupts their argument. Sparxie looks pleased as she reads the question.
angelsf00dcake has donated 3000 credits! “how would you want to die”
“Oh? Is this user praying for such an occurrence to happen? What did poor little Sparxie do?” Sparxie says, pouting. “How I’d like to die, huh? I’d like to… drown in a sea of credits!”
“I’ll go out with a bang! Literally,” Sparkle giggles. “I’d swallow a firework and get launched into the air. Then, boom! I’ll be on fire, literally.”
“Noted. If you find a firework in your breakfast tomorrow, it’s not my fault, okay?”
“I always knew you wanted to get rid of me!”
“Well, of course!” Sparxie beams.
r3dvelv3t: WOAH WOAH CALM DOWN SPARXIE
notaswissroll: ahahaha GET THAT USELESS COPY
xpurinx: wait but i like sparkle D:
Ding!
IAmAGummyBear has donated 1500 credits! “What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever done”
Sparxie crosses her arms. “I’m sure my loyal viewers would know this. What don’t I do for my streams? Chat, what do y’all think is my top moment?”
halfeatenmacaron: when you sacrificed that snail to aha
tanghulu0101: that time you made ten vocal coaches listen to a tone–deaf smoker sing
back-painauchocolat: when you jumped off the helicopter onto the stage at robin’s planarcadia concert
“My oh my!” Sparkle reads the chat. “You’ve had quite the adventures, it seems.”
“I do my part to spread the word of Elation~ So, what’s your story? Think you can best me, failed clone?”
“I wouldn’t have any stories for you. I like to watch from the sidelines.” Sparkle says, crossing her arms. “Not that you’d know anything about subtlety. Don’t you know surprise is one of the core elements of an entertaining film?”
Sparxie’s eyes widen. “How dare you! My sweet fans, are we going to let this outdated model insult me like that?! How rude!”
frenchiesttoast: NEVER
notaswissroll: GET THE CLONE
xpurinx: i don’t wanna tho
Ding!
“What?! But she didn’t even answer!” Sparxie protests, but her eyes light up when she sees the donation amount. millefeuille_ has donated 10 000 credits! “How would you describe each other”
“Describe each other?” Sparkle shoots a glare at Sparxie. “Sparxie’s a total attention–seeking brat who wants to outshine me, the original!”
cardamother: can someone please explain, who’s the actual sparkle/sparxie/whatever
tanghulu0101: HAHAHA I LOVE YOU BOTH
_chocodrizzle19: get her back, sparxie
“Oh yeah? Well, you’re a failed nobody who absolutely nobody cares about.” Sparxie shoots back. “‘Sparkle’? Ha! They’ll ask if that’s some fictional character. ‘Sparxie’? Cheers erupt! My fans love me.”
“Tch, I didn’t know your attention–seeking was this bad.”
Ding!
lemonmeringueee has donated 10 000 credits! “ok now say one nice thing about each other :D”
Sparkle and Sparxie stare at each other like they’re each struggling to think of a single kind thing to say. The chat scrolls by, waiting for one of them to respond. Suddenly, they burst into laughter.
“One nice thing? Ahahaha!” Sparkle chokes out, laughing. “Aeons! That’s funny!”
“Like I’d ever have anything nice to say about you,” Sparxie giggles. “But fine. Let’s indulge our viewer. They did donate so much, after all.”
“I admire how Sparxie uses the massive collection of fans she’s grown to spread the word of Elation,” Sparkle declares. “But I think she deserves to be an Emanator of Enigmata instead—her clout–farming lies truly fit the vibe!”
“Thank you, Sparkle!” says Sparxie. “I love how you manage to stay on the sidelines, pulling the strings, yet never manage to accomplish a thing! It’s truly something even I could never do.”
They look at each other, then burst into laughter again.
“Ahahaha… what a compliment.”
“Same to you!”
The two Elation girls glare at each other, then turn back to the camera.
“Let’s see… oh! A new donation!” Sparxie looks happy, but she frowns when she sees the amount.
floatsoda has donated 1 credits! “sparxie and sparkle if i gave you guys 100 000 credits what would you use them for”
“Hmph, just a single credit? Come on, chat, I thought you all liked me more.” Sparxie pouts. “As for the question! I’d buy a rifle and snipe Sparkle from a helicopter.”
“Hey!” Sparkle objects.
“Oh, come on. Answer the question~ Or are you too scared?”
“It’s a question about credits, am I supposed to be scared?”
“Ugh, just answer it already!”
“If you’re so impatient for my answer,” says Sparkle, crossing her arms, “I’d buy a bunch of fireworks, strap then onto Sparxie, and light them!”
“Oh, really? What kind?”
snickerd00dle: WHAT
oreocookiebetter: I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS, PROTECC SPARXIE AT ALL COSTS
cardamother: nobody answered my question, which one’s the original?
“Let me think!” Sparkle thinks. “How about… giant red ones, in the shape of your face?”
They glare at each other for a moment before bursting into laughter. Another ding interrupts, and the pair look back at the screen.
Ding!
floatsoda has donated 100 000 credits! “now do it”
“...”
The pair stare at the screen, speechless.
“Hey, so—” Sparxie starts.
“Don’t even.”
“...”
xpurinx: wait what are they really gonna
whitechocolatepeak: nah now u gotta do it
NO1SPARXIEHATER: KILL EACH OTHER KILL EACH OTHER KILL EACH OTHER
Sparxie picks the camera up. “Well, looks like it’s time to go buy a rifle~ Coming, Sparkle?”
All for the viewers…
Sparxie does love those donations.