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"Gilly?"
"Yeah, nico?"
"You didnt kiss me goodnight "
"OH MY GOOOOD"
"..."
"..."
"So are you gonna-?"
"FINE."
"But like not in a gay way, right?"
"Oh"
"What?"
"So that wasnt supposed to be in a gay way?"
"..."
"Well, I already did it so-"
"You did it in a gay way?"
"..."
"..."
"Well, ...maybe"
"But I said NOT in a gay way :("
"YEAH BUT THAT WAS AFTER I KISSED YOU GOODNIGHT "
"does this make me gay"
"I DONT KNOW, NICO, ARE YOU GAY"
"are you?"
"..."
"..."
"Theoretically... if you are-"
"So if I was gay, you would be gay for me too?"
"THEORETICALLY... if YOU were-"
"What are you 2 doing!?? Its like 10 pm- oh are you guys doing the thing where Nico asks you to kiss him?"
"Yeah but not-"
"But not in a gay way, right?"
"Yeah, how'd you know :0"
"You do this EVERY NIGHT!"
"Not every night"
"Yeah, we dont do it on Tuesdays! :0"
"It... i-its a Tuesday, Nico"
"Oh"
"..."
"But it isnt in a gay way"
"LIKE I WAS SAYING! YOU TWO DO THIS EVERY NIGHT AND IT ALWAYS ENDS WITH YOU GUYS CONTEMPLATING IF YOUR GAY OR NOT!"
"Wait, this is the first time YOU barged in on us though! How did you know we did this?"
"You guys are really loud when you kiss eachother. "
"..."
"..."
"Okay, Franny, dont say it like that."
"But, gilly, she kinda has a point."
"About what?"
"Wait i forgot. "
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"Oh yeah! Its about how loud we are when we kiss eachother."
"PLEASE STOP SAYING IT LIKE THAT."
"You makeout noisily?"
"We exchange mouths audibly."
"OH GOOD LORD, NO. And we didnt Makeout!"
"Yet"
"Excuse me-"
"Anyways, im going to sleep, you two have fun exchanging mouths audibly. "
"..."
"..."
"Can you give me another kiss goodnight?"