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Fuck
Mike and max were sitting on the bathroom floor, drugged by Russians.
Shit
Truth serum. What could go wrong.
They were home from the summer and Max and Mike took the job at scoops ahoy, not
expecting anything bad to happen, especially not to find Russians underneath the mall, who they had just narrowly escaped.
“Max” Mike mumbled “Is the ceiling still spinning for you?”
“No….You?”
“No” Mike said “Ask me questions, see if im still drugged”
“Okay ... .Whats your favorite color?”
“Blue” Mike laughed
“Okay….ask me one”
“Whats your dream job”
“Zoomer.” She laughed “Okay….Have you ever been in love”
“Jesus fuck thats deep”
Max laughed
“Well…..once with el. But that's over. And I don't think I ever really loved her. But….once.”
“Who?” Max slide under the stall to the side mike was on
“Someone from school” Mike laughed
“Tell me about them”
“Okay ... .Well we’re best friends…..i care for them. I remember walking into first period. He always had his eyes on her. It…..made me mad. Her stupid bright red hair. He looked…..up to her. I was….jealous.”
Max thought she knew in an instant
“Mike….Im sorry but-”
“You don't get it. I would go home screaming into my pillow. Will would never look at me the way he looked at you. He looks up to you max. I think he….likes you.”
“What?”
“Will…I like will”
“But….Wills a boy” Max mumbled
“Max….” Mike felt tears forming in his eyes
“Oh shit”
They sat in silence for the next 30 seconds until max broke it
“I mean will? He deserves way better”
“What the fuck max?”
“No like- Im fine it's just, you're kind of an idiot wheeler.”
Max and Mike laugh, interrupted by Will, Dustin, and Lucas barging through the door.
Mike and Max start to laugh even harder, confusing the others.
“What the fuck guys? Come on!” Dustin yells
“Will help Mike” Max winks at Mike “Why do we have to goooo? I was having fun”
“The Russians are coming, Max are you still high” Lucas says
“As a kite. Come on wheeler lets go. Will, grab him” Max smirks
Will walks over to mike, grabbing him by the hand. A blush creeps up mikes neck, but he stops it.
Hes straight. He's straight. He's straight. He's straight. He's straight. He's straight.