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Shrimpo,
I really wish you were born a girl..
If you were, then maybe I would've been able to approach you and ask you out.
Maybe I could've gotten to you before Finn..
It sucks that you're dating him, and not me, but at the same time, I can't help but feel happy about it.
Clearly, you're much happier than you'd ever be with me.
Even if it's not what I want, seeing you happy is enough for me.
I wish we could be married.
Maybe one day..
-Goob
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Shrimpo could only cry as he held the piece of paper. He hated this.
He wanted to hate Goob, he really did..
But the letter made it feel like the opposite.