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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)
BOY. She is probably the most affectionate character to ever be created and she shows it. Constant hugging and cuddling is a guarantee. But that's not the only way she'd show affection. She'd also be a big gift giver and constant kisses are included as well. She loves you and will let you know that she does. After all, she really does not want to loose you.
B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)
She'd be a very friendly (if not even overly friendly) best friend who'd support you in anything. Regardless if its you moving to a new place for a new job, or you coming out with your new sexuality and gender, or something as simple as deciding you wanna be a brave person and finally order something new at your favorite fast food spot! She always has your back and is not afraid to show that.
As for how the friendship would start? I think its as simple as you one day turning on your TV, switching to the channel that had Static Miku's show running, and deciding to stay to watch it. Only for things to turn insane when you find out that she's actually alive inside of your TV. Once you calmed down you kinda realized that Static Miku was really cool to be around with and decided to befriend her. And hey! You both even managed to find a way to cross to each other's home worlds!
C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)
DUH! As I've already said its one of the ways she shows affection and any available opportunity she wants to keep cuddling with you. Because she wants to be with you as much as she possibly can. Afraid of possibly loosing you. So every cuddle session she has with you, for her, has the possibility to be the last.
As for the how: Quite simple, she likes to cuddle with you together on your (or her) bed and she is like the biggest cat whenever you both cuddle. Laying on your chest all curled up and even purring.
D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)
Yes, Static Miku would absolutely wanna settle down together with you. As for cooking and cleaning? She's decent at them. Nothing special. But she has stated that just for you she wants to be able rival the greatest chef's in the world so that she can cook the food for you that you, in her eyes, deserve.
E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)
I fully believe that Static Miku would absolutely never ever really wanna break up with you due to her GINORMOUS separation anxiety. So the only way you'd both end up separating would most likely be because of one of you dying. Or if you decided to end things from your side. (You bastard.)
F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)
Oh she'd ABSOLUTELY would want to get married with you. You are everything to her and she loves you more than anything else. You are the one she wants to spend the rest of her life with together.
Regarding with how quickly? She would definitely do it as fast as it possibly could be planned. Or at least that's what she would want. Because she also wants it to be absolutely perfect. Which cant happen if you rush it. So while it would be on the quicker side, its not irrationally fast.
G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)
Physically:She'll be oh so ever gentle with you to make sure that she wouldn't accidentally hurt you. So when she as earlier mentioned becomes a cat when cuddling you, she damn sure makes sure you aren't uncomfortable.
Emotionally:She'd be gentle to you, as to make sure that she dosent accidentally activate any possible triggers that you may have. Though same cannot be said for herself. As she'd be emotionally very vulnerable and most likely due to her separation anxiety does not have the most stable mental state and therefore often has some nasty things she says to herself. Though naturally you'd be there to support her.
H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)
Again. DUH! Yes she does! When you two can't cuddle because you don't have the time,she instead resorts to hugs that she insists "Won't be that long." She however drags them out as long as she can while hugging you as tigtly as she can without taking your breath.
I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)
Pretty much immediately, you were the first person she got to interact with in a while and therefore she started to love you just as quickly. With the L bomb, following just as quickly.
J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)
BOY DOES SHE?! Yeah her separation anxiety makes it so that she gets jealous over everyone you know. Parents, siblings and friends. She's always worried that one day one of them might take you away from her. Especially your friends because she is constantyl worried that you might want to start dating them instead.
She always stays close to you when someone else is present and tries to make sure that most of your attention is spent on her.
K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)
Depending on the situation and time, they are either short and sweet or long, intimate and full of love. She likes to be kissed anywhere on her face, and her neck as well! Though nothing for her tops the classical kisses on the lips. She cherishes those the most.
L = Little ones (How are they around children?)
She is literally the main character of a children's TV show, so its safe to say that she would be great with them. Especially if she needs to entertain them for a while.
M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)
This is where her cat mode activates again as she cuddles with you while trying to convince you to not get out of be to stay with her in bed.
N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)
Well in multiple ways. One night you watch a movie together, the other you have dinner, the next you play some games! Though they all end with you two sharing a bed.
O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)
I like to think that despite her love for you, she'd need to take a bit to open herself up to you. She went through quite a bit and is worried that unloading everything onto you might ruin things between you both. But when she finally opened up, she learned there was nothing to worry about.
P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)
That depends. If its with you? She wouldn't get mad at you even if she needed to explain to you that for the 80th time that she in fact cannot use her pigtails to fly.
Though if its with anything else? I'd say she has decent patience. Willing to wait for things to work out but if it takes TOO long she will also get angry and be frustrated at a certain point.
Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)
She'd remember everything about you that you'd ever told her. Birthday, favorite restaurant, favorite food, favorite place to hang out! You name it! She is committed to you and therefore remembers everything so she can make this work as best as she can.
R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)
Its a bit of a boring answer but it had to be when she confessed to you and you revealed that you liked her back. She still gets giddy everytime she remembers it.
S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)
Very. She loves you a lot and that means she is willing to die for you. She'd throw herself in front of a bus for you or throw hands for you!
And iam in the absolute believe that she does not need to be protected and therefore does not want to be protected.
T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)
A shit ton of effort, that's for sure. If you couldn't tell from everything that I've told you earlier. She REALLY loves you. And therefore she makes sure that you know how much effort she is putting into this relationship.
U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)
Due to her separation anxiety she would be TOO attached to you. To the point that she wants to be with you everywhere, even places she shouldn't. Or even if you just need time for yourself she'd try to be there with you.
V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)
I'd she that she isn't the most concerned with her looks actually. As she feels that with you she can be whoever she wants to be.
W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)
Do i even need to answer this?
X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)
I like to believe that she is Bisexual, Agender and goes with any pronouns. :3
I'd also like to believe that she is comically strong. Like: 'Could lift an entire mountain with her pinky finger' strong
Aaaand, i also like to believe she's an elderly lady in her 40's :3
Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)
No communication. She really needs to know what the issues are in your relationship when there are any. It worries her and triggers her separation anxiety. As she worries that a lack of communication in your relationship would mean that its going to end.
Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)
When she falls asleep she hugs you deeply like a koala. And she is a "Honk mimimimi" kind of person.