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A shop ever so kindly decided to open early for the Beatles (No Ringo though, they just got a letter saying he went on holiday). They walk in with disguises, baskets in hand wanting to get some groceries.
George hums as he walks down the bread aisle only to pause..."Ringo Roll" George stands there silently before letting of a huff of amusement seeing Ringo's face printed on the wrapper. "These fans will buy anything if it's got our faces on it. I wonder what Richie would think if he saw this" he thinks to himself as he reaches over to pick up the Ringo Roll™ only for it to scream like it was possessed and shake around instantly making George flinch and body to recoil "What the-"
He looks around VERY alarmed at why the bread is screaming, but it doesn't take long for the other two to rush over as Paul yells "WHAT'S HAPPENING? WHAT'S GOING ON GEORGE ARE YOU OKA-" ...his voice quickly trails off as he stared at the bread in shock.
John then lets out a loud laugh as he picks up the screaming bread "OKAY OKAY WHAT THE HELL?! THE BREAD IS ALIVE! BAHAHAHA! WHAT KIND OF JOKE IS THIS? RINGO ROLL? PFFT HILARIOUS WE NEED TO SHOW RINGO THIS!" As John rambles on in amusement whilst Paul and George just stare in bewilderment watching John holding the Ringo roll like it's the funniest thing on earth.
But they are N O T prepared for what happens next.
The bread then lets out a loud squeal "PUT ME DOWN JOHN THEY TURNED ME INTO BREAD!!!" ... They all freeze, was that actually..."Ringo?" George mumbles in shock as he stares at the bread, his face slowly contorting into horror. "I-I don't know how this happened, I was at home now I'm bread..." John, Paul and George share a glance before looking back at Ringo Roll. "Well Ringo," Paul starts as he stuffs both hands into his pockets, "What should we do?"
"Bread" Ringo says seriously "What?" Paul, George and John ask in unison. "...Bread"
And then they all bread together the end.