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In the banquet hall of the castle of Denmark, everyone celebrates Winnifred's success in passing Queen Aggravain’s test, but it wasn’t in Aggravain's plan for Winnifred to pass and marry her son. Aggravain goes after Dauntless as he starts carrying Winnifred to bed.
“Dauntless, I don’t want you marrying that whore!” Aggravain yells.
Dauntless puts Winnifred down.
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!” Dauntless quickly turns around to punch Aggravain.
Everyone in the hall is shocked. The Jester runs out in the middle of the hall.
“It happened! The Prophecy! The mouse devoured the hawk!” the Jester exclaims.
“Look! The queen can’t talk!” Sir Harry points to the queen as she tries to talk, but to no avail.
“I…I…I…I can talk!” King Sextimus used to be Silent, says, “And I have a lot to say.”
King Sextimus pushes Queen Aggravain away from Dauntless.
“You two can go,” King Sextimus says to Dauntless, before Dauntless picks Winnifred back up to bed.
“Aggravain, I’m gay and in a polyamorous relationship with the Minstrel and the Jester,” Sextimus confesses.
“What?!” Aggravain says, baffled.
“Let’s just say…the ‘sex’ in ‘Sextimus’ is there for a reason,” Sextimus smirks, “We’ll be going to Normandy.”
“The Jester and the Minstrel have been personally entertaining you?!” Aggravain asks in disbelief.
“Silent Salt Cookie, put the queen on the guillotine,” Sextimus orders Silent Salt Cookie: the purple knight beast cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom.
“Yes, your majesty,” Silent Salt Cookie drags away Aggravain.
“WHO THE FUCK IS SILENT SALT COOKIE?!” Aggravain screams as she’s taken away by Silent Salt Cookie: the purple knight beast cookie from Cookie Run Kingdom.
“Let’s go, my loves,” King smiles softly as Jester and Minstrel.
The King, Jester, and Minstrel leave for Normandy, and once they’re there, they go to a cozy inn to make out.