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i'm just gonna.. put this little chapter here as an introduction i think?
SO! im writing a sylverfisch fanfic! yay!
the actual fic is in my notes, and this system ao3 has with deleting drafts is the main reason why. second reason why is because this is being written on a school computer, and i doubt it'll be fun when i eventually get confronted about what i've been reading. (yes, i read every single fic i could find of my osc rarepairs. no, they were not all sfw.) i've been preparing for said date by doing absoloutely nothing because i dont feel like doing anything because i'm a lazy bum. okaaayyy?????????? okaaayyyyyy!!!!!!!
and you may be asking: why even have this published? why dont you just keep it in your notes until youre completely done?
its just because i dont feel like typing out all those tags again. im lazy, and you cant fight me because we're on the internet. oooooh. okay!
what i'm gonna do here is just dump every little thing i can thats related to the actual fic.
i already summarized some of it in my rant fic, but i know nobody wants to actually do all that so we're just gonna do it here!
ok so its gonna be from an idea i got in dc
basically calloway sets up a blind date for sylvestre since hes single and desperate
and he tells fischer "hey sylvestre wants to see you at the resturant sijce he wants to talk to you" (blatant LIE but fischer doesnt see the lie for the plot) and then they meet at the resturant and just end up talking with eachother and getting along while calloway is sitting outside watching them happily and its a happy ever after with sparkles and unicorns
sorry for anyone who actually wanted the sparkles and unicorns there arent any i lied because im a liar.
im NOT going to write any smut with ANY of the undercover animators. none of them. i would never write that stuff with them, considering there are real people behind the accounts. please dont write that stuff with them. dont request for me to do such either, because you not only will be blocked but i will laugh at you and then throw up. and nobody wants thaaattt!!! right? RIGHT??????
this fic is gonna be very sweet and nice and comforting ok.
please note im not going to get the characterization perfect, since i am 𝓶𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝔂 𝓳𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓪 𝓯𝓪𝓷... so if i mischaracterize a HUGE part of their character TELL ME!!!!!! im not gonna change a little thing for example if calloway's favorite tea flavor isnt peppermint and its actually honey or something im not changing that because????? ???? yeah???? ok
this fic will be getting either LOTS or LITTLE updates because it depends on if i remember the ideas or not! ive probably forgotten at least 30 ideas for the fic because i cant get to ao3 in time to write them so thats a MASSIVE disadvantagPUT THE IMAGE AWAY IM NOT MAKING A LOW TAPER FADE JOKE
i dont have any updates at the moment but in the notes the current character count is 2334 its probably inacurate but if it ends up with a low word count im gonna be sad because people barely read works with under 1k words
also i might just sprinkle in some doodles so stay tuned chat! stay tuned! yeah! i dont have a release date nor do i have an estimate but please dont forget about me or im gonna start whispering sweet melodies into your eardrums when you go to sleep
thats a joke.
im not actually doing that.
𝓾𝓷𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸...
good lord i need to turn down the font use its not funny anymore is it
i dont know if its like "pinterest humor" and i dont want to get made fun of on tiktok so im being cautious
ok the period ends in 2 minutes i need to hurry up and get this done'
uh uh uh IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME JUST DO IT THROUGH COMMENTS PLEASE I CHECK MY NOTIFICATIONS LIKE SPONGEBOB WHEN HE NEEDS WATER PLEASE I BEG OF YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT SYLVERFISCH PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE
ok bye