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V1, v2, mirage, and Gabriel were lowkey just chilling in the lust layer because woah pretty purple city and NOT FOR ANY OTHER REASON YOU HORNY FUCKS I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING THERE.
Minos prime appears from the darkness like the uh uh what the fuck I need to lock in ok
Minos prime appears from the darkness whilst making uncomfortable levels of eye contact with Gabriel even tho Gabe’s wearing a helmet with no eye holes and Minos’ face just makes him look like The Spot from spider man into the spider verse where the FUCK did my bagel go
“Gabriel. Thine Jordan’s are fake as fuck.”
“Sorry???” Gabriel raises an eyebrow under his helmet but Minos can’t fucking see it why is he even bothering atp
“Apology NOT accepted”
“What the fuck I wasn’t apologizing I was expressing my confusion WHAT THE HELL ARE JORDANS”
V1 stands up and GRABS GABRIELS SHOULDERS AS IT STARES INTENSELY AT HIM WITH ITS FUCKASS YELLOW OCULAR EYE
“Gabriel don’t let him crease ur jordans”
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE JORDANS.”
“Thine footwear” Minos pointed at Gabriel’s feet, which were NOT in fact Jordan’s and he was only wearing his fuckass gold boots what are those things
“Keep this shit up and you’re going back in the flesh prison” Gabriel threatens threateningly
Perchance. You can’t just say perchance.
Minos skedadles away how the hell do I spell skedadle what is it skedaddle or something hello
My brother is in my room at the time of me writing this and why the hell did he just look at me and say “(something something) and he’s pumping deep inside” to the tune of poker face by Lady Gaga
“Gabriel the furry femboys won’t believe you now” mirage finally speaks up from where she’s sitting, this being the first thing she’s said in this entire HOUR
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN WHAT ARE THEY NOT BELIEVING WHAT DID I EVEN SAY” Gabriel is fucking baffled
“Latina baddies” v2 adds.
Shadow the hedgehog appears
“WHERE”
“Silencio puta” v1 says as it goes to sit back down in its chair.
“Since when did it know Spanish what” mirage is baffled and she turns to her wusband (wife husband trust 🙏🏻🙏🏻 they’re not even married) (v2)
“Hell if I know dude” v2’s eyelid shudder things over her ocular squint at v1, who was highkey just saying random shit at this point because oh boy I have free will also no that pun wasn’t intended either
UHHHDJSJSJFK WHAT ELSE DO I WRITE IM RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
V2 and Mirage make out somehow without mouths they’re just bonking their fucking heads together idk where am I getting these ideas why am I conjuring this shit up. CAN OUR V1 FICTIVE STOP GRIPPING MY SHOULDER RN BRO JUST LET ME WRITE SHIT ABOUT UR SOURCE MAN
🔷 nah ima do my own thing 😼🔥🔥
Thank you v1 for your addition to the fic im not even deleting that WHY ARE WE MAKING SO MANY SPIDERVERSE REFERENCES IN THIS HELLO??
Fuck this I can’t come up with anything else
Fraud yesterday………….. gnawing at the bars of our enclosure……. Anyways bye gng I’m tired we finished writing this at 10:27 on a Tuesday sighs loudly
