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So the SCP foundation wanted to see what would happen If Scp 999 played Tf2 so they put him in front of a Pc.So when Scp 999 got on the game for classes he picked pyro and it found out that his team is absolutely shit. The other team was cooking them and Scp was locked in and Bluudud and C00lkid started to scream at each other.
“C00LKIDD YOU DUMBASS YOU KILLED A FRIENDLY”
“IT’S FREE KILL BITCH”
007n7 came In the room and started yelling
“GET OFF THE GAME AND TAKE A SHOWER AND SYBAU!”
Then 118o8 came In the room and started beating their asses.
then Scp 999 typed in the chat “Ez win lololololol”
and the twist was the friendly was Quandale dingle.