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Usernames:
Dead. (or) GAY AS VICKIE (or) Dungeon Master (or) Bat-man (or) Lost the BAT-tle: Eddie
Batman (or) Mom: Steve
UhhhhILikeBoobies (or) lesbian 1: Robin
ILikeBoobiesToo (or) Boobies (or) lesbian 2: Vickie
HotWheels: Mike
HotterWheels: Nancy
Only straight person here L: Lucas
zoomiez: Max
ILIKEEGGOS: Eleven
Gay.: Will
DustyBun: Dustin
SuziePoo: Suzie
HighASF: Jonathan
HigherASF: Argyle
Ginger snaps (or) Butimacheerleader (or) FUCK JASON: Chrissy
(This is set in modern times so they’re all using Gen-Z terms btw. Also, Steddie and Robin x Nancy x Vickie are not established relationships yet)
Dustin Henderson-Added Suzie Bingham, Jonathan Byers, Will Byers, Argyle, Mike Wheeler, Nancy Wheeler, Robin Buckley, Steve Harrington, Eleven, Lucas Sinclair, Maxine Mayfield to the chat.
Steve Harrington: Henderson what is this
Maxine Mayfield: and why are all of our names boring as fuck
Maxine Mayfield-Changed Dustin Henderson’s name to ‘DustyBun’
Maxine Mayfield-Changed Steve Harrington’s name to ‘Batman’
Maxine Mayfield-Changed Jonathan Byer’s name to HighASF
Maxine Mayfield-Changed their name to ‘zoomiez’
zoomiez-Changed Argyle’s name to ‘HigherASF’
zoomiez-Changed Lucas Sinclair’s name to ‘Only straight person here L’
zoomiez-Changed Will Byer’s name to ‘Gay.’
zoomiez-Changed Eleven’s name to ‘ILIKEEGGOS’
zoomiez-Changed Susie Bingham’s name to ‘SuziePoo’
zoomiez: there.
Batman: wait.
DustyBun: why are we using punctuation.
Batman-Changed Robin Buckley’s name to ‘UhhhhILikeBoobies’
Batman: NOW we thre.
zoomiez: thre
DustyBun: thre
UhhhhILikeBoobies: thre
Batman: it’s 3 in the morning go to sleep, people
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DustyBun: Since our group chat is only named ‘Group Chat’ how about I change it😃
DustyBun-Changed Group Chat’s name to ‘All queer here. (Except for Lucas L)’
Only straight person here L: this is targeting.
Gay.: let me change mikes name rq
Gay.-Changed Mike Wheeler’s name to ‘HotWheels’
Gay.: there
UhhhhILikeBoobies: WAITTTT
Anonymous-Changed Nancy Wheeler’s name to ‘HotterWheels’
HotWheels: HEY
HotterWheels: HAHA MIKE.
HotWheels: that period was not needed, gng💔🥀
UhhhhILikeBoobies: L Mike
Batman: L Mike
zoomiez: L Mike
ILIKEEGGOS: L Mike
Only straight person here L: L Mike
HighASF: L Mickaocmwkcneifms
HigherASF: Cmspx socnwgdowmdnske
HotterWheels: L Mike
DustyBun: L Mike
SuziePoo: L Mike
Gay.: L Mike
HotWheels: this is bullying.
HotterWheels: OH SO NOW THE PERIOD IS NEEDED
UhhhhILikeBoobies: oh dang
HotWheels: shut up lesbian
Batman: wow
Only straight person here L: kinda homophobic Mike
HotWheels: WAIT WAIT WAIT WAITWAITWAIT
HotWheels: WAIT
ILIKEEGGOS: we’re waiting
zoomiez: ooh clock it, El
So bitchin’
Batman: ikr
DustyBun: anyway can I add Eds
Batman: who the fuck is ‘Eds’
DustyBun: you’ll see
DustyBun-Has added Eddie Munson to All queer here. (Except for Lucas L)
Eddie Munson: henderson what the fuck is this
DustyBun: HEHEHEHE
Eddie Munson-Changed their name to ‘Dungeon Master’
Eddie Munson: anyway can I add Vickie and Chrissy
HotWheels: your girlfriendsssssSSsSss
zoomiez: wow Mike
Are you heterophobic now
HotWheels: NO
IM NOT PHOBIC OF ANYTHING
DustyBun: sure, sure.
Anyways, yes you can Eds
Dungeon Master: thanks Henderson
Batman: WAIT THIS IS WHO EDDIE IS
Dungeon Master-Has added Chrissy Cunningham to All queer here. (except for Lucas L)
Dungeon Master-Has added Vickie Dunne to All queer here. (Except for Lucas L)
Vickie Dunne: hello!!
Chrissy Cunningham: Hiiii!!
Dungeon Master-Changed Chrissy Cunningham’s name to ‘Butimacheerleader’
Dungeon Master-Changed Vickie Dunne’s name to ‘Boobies.’
Butimacheerleader: wait give me a sec guys
Butimacheerleader-Changed their name to ‘FUCK JASON’
Boobies: pop off, girl
Batman: ikr
UhhhhILikeBoobies: Ikr
Only straight person here L: Ikr
HotWheels: Ikr
HotterWheels: Ikr
Dungeon Master: Ikr
zoomiez: Ikr
ILIKEEGGOS: Ikr
DustyBun: Ikr
SuziePoo: Ikr
HighASF: iwkdoamr
HigherASF: Ikwmdoskmcksocmajjdiwkfnwikcmsjwidilakwnjdd
FUCK JASON-Changed Dungeon Master’s name to ‘GAY AS VICKIE’
GAY AS VICKIE: OMG TY CHRISS
FUCK JASON: your welcome king
UhhhhILikeBoobies: omg will
Eddie’s gay too
Gay.: OMG
GAY AS VICKIE: LITTLE BYERS??
WAIT LET ME PC YOU
GAY AS VICKIE to Gay.:
GAY AS VICKIE: OMG LITTLE BYERS YOUR GAY??
Gay.: YESS
GAY AS VICKIE: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YOU HAVE TO JOIN HELLFIRE
Gay.: What’s that
GAY AS VICKIE: My DnD club
Gay.: YK I PLAY DND?
GAY AS VICKIE: yeah Mike keeps ranting about you
He likes you
Gay.: I think I like him too
GAY AS VICKIE: OMG??
Gay.: don’t tell anyone
GAY AS VICKIE: i wont dw twin✌️
Gay.: Ty Eddie you’re the best fellow gay
GAY AS VICKIE: TY TWIN
btw Chriss and Vick are bisexual
Don’t worry they let me out them to trusted ppl
Gay.: YOURE MY PEOPLE🥹🥹
GAY AS VICKIE: if you ever have a gay crisis
You know who to text😉
Gay.: I WILL TY
GAY AS VICKIE: ALWAYSSS
All queer here (except Lucas L)
HotWheels: what were yall yapping about
GAY AS VICKIE: none ya
Gay.: DAMN
Batman: DAMN
Boobies: DAMN
FUCK JASON: DAMN
UhhhhILikeBoobies: DAMN
DustyBun: DAMN
SuziePoo: DAMN
zoomiez: DAMN
ILIKEEGGOS: DAMN
HotterWheels: DAMN
HighASF: DAMN
HigherASF: DAMN
Only straight person here L: DAMN
HotWheels: this is bullying
Yall are bullies
Batman: don’t cry
You know we’ll always bully you
zoomiez: if you ever need to be bullied
Only straight person here L: you know where to look