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“KIM DOKJA!!”
A shout can be heard from the next room over.
Han Sooyoung frowns.
Aren't these walls are supposed to be like, a foot thick?
‘Why does it sound like he’s right next to me?’
“WAIT! I-IT WASN’T ME!” Another voice, this time muffled rings out from the same area.
Han Sooyoung takes an instant coffee packet from a drawer.
‘Ehh, whatever. Ain’t my problem.’
EXCUSES!!!!” A thud sound shakes the ground.
“JOONGHYUK!!! YOO JOONGHYUK!! WHAT ABOUT THE 2ND REGRESSION?! YOUR WIFE AND CHILD WOULD BE-”
More thud sounds can be heard. Han Sooyoung shakes the powder into a chipped mug and fills it with hot water. ‘I should get thicker walls.’
Just as she’s mixing the coffee with a wooden stick– SLASH! KABOOM!!
...A piece of the wall is neatly sliced into a triangle. Along with Han Sooyoung’s mug, the coffee spilling onto the floor.
A tic appears on Han Sooyoung’s forehead. She sets down what’s left of the mug on the counter nearby.
‘Those reckless bastards..’
“I KNEW I SHOULD’VE KILLED YOU THE MOMENT I SAW YOU, KIM DOKJAAA!”
“KYAKK! WAIT WAIT WAIT!”
Han Sooyoung channels some black flames into her palm and shoots it at the wall, burning it to a crisp.
“HEY, SUNFISH! SQUID! TONE IT THE FUCK DOWN!” Han Sooyoung practically yells, though in vain, as more explosions can be heard.
She briefly considers arson, though she quickly shakes her head, seeing as how this is KimCom’s 5th apartment already.
‘I’m one of the only ones who hasn’t had a hand in destroying any of our homes so far.(Lies–she burnt down 2 buildings in the last month.)’ She stares for a moment at the wall—no it’s just a hole now—and sighs.
‘I’m definitely forcing that squid to worldline hop me to the next pocket dimension over. I can’t take the company of these little shits any longer.’
A glance at the mug. ‘Could this morning get any worse?’