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In this universe, Wifies was never the director, ParrotX2 was...
Everything goes by the same, until Parrot got killed by a Dimond player( instead of "Wifies" fell out of the world). Wifies was devastated, he always wanted to keep Parrot safe, he thought of doing it by controlling Parrot but figured out it won't work.
Meanwhile, on the other hand, Parrot blackmails Ashhwag to say the Director killed Parrot or else he will reveal the location of the Mafia tomb. For Ashhwag, that's a disaster! So he complied.
[Things go the same...]
To figure out Wifies' complicated mind, Parrot... or shall we say the Director, sends Itzrealme to try to assassinate Wifies. Knowing that Wifies would be smart enough to survive it. This time, Wifies doesn't want to join B.A.T ... due to his trauma. But he lured Itz to a pressure plate trap, which gets mocked by Itz for not activating anything. Unfortunately for him, we are talking about the smartest player, Wifies. Sooooooooo...
Itzrealme ended up like the original Nulfuli :>
After that, Wifies decided to find teammates, specifically Kenadian and Wato (#debunktrio ), since he realized this Director guy was kinda smart... familiarly smart too...
The second assassin was TruOriginal...
The first time, they put Tru and themselves in an escape room. But even if Tru had hacks, he is stupid! So after the trio escaped, the bought 1.5 hours of time (they solved it in 5 minutes)
Then, they went to borrow a orbital strike cannon. Which they use to lure Tru to a remote spot and blew him up.
The third assassin trapped them while they were walking peacefully...
MrCube6, who had his own mind, decided to void trap Wifies. Then he sealed the hole. Luckily, Wifies decided teammates would be a good thing. Kenadian used a boat to glitch under bedrock, ofc Wifies immediately hopped on. Because they have closed the distance, they pearl glitches out.
Later, Wato captured MrCube6. Things go the same but Kenadian was the one who gave out the Daisy.
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Wifies received a book "meet me in two weeks, you choose the place"
Wifies : That's rude.... well, at least I get to choose...
Meanwhile, Kenadian and Wato are discussing, they've had some suspicion on Wifies.
Kenadian : this "Director" guy is so smart, a little too smart don't you think Wato.
Wato : agree, it seems like he knows all of our moves. Could it be someone we know...
Kenadian : the only option is Wifies, but why would he put himself in that much trouble, it doesn't seem like he's after power.
Wato : how about we follow him to see?
Kenadian : Great idea!
What they didn't know...Is that they fell right into Parrot's trap...
Wifies thought, he has to give the director a piece of his mind. This makes the place where the director killed Parrot the perfect place.
He went there and setup a trap, one which can uncover whoever this director is. One that only he can escape. And now he just have to wait...
Wato and Kenadian watches Wifies do all of this. Suddenly, a figure appeared- the director... The duo chases the director, but find themselves falling into a pit (playful massacre plays for dramatic effects )
Parrot : you two will be useful later... also don't move, or you know what happens...
(Oooooo, I wonder what will they be used for...)
Wifies : I know you're here, reveal yourself.
Director : Told ya I know where you'd be
Wifies : what do you want from me, is sending assassins after me fun huh.
Director : Why are you so sassy, it's not like I'm dea- (I'm cooked, why did I slip up)
Wifies : WDYM you're dead, what did you do to Parrot, or...are you Parrot. Don't tell me this is a prank
Parrot : (drinks milk)dang... you caught me...
Wifies : what... why... would you do this to me...
Parrot : you wanted me to be safe, didn't you say that?
Wifies : What's wrong with you... like genuinely, how does all of this keeps you safe.
Parrot : as the director, I can control everything, then you won't ever have to worry about me dying anymore.
Wifies : Wha-
Parrot : (cuts in) Remember when we were in the end, where I almost died. You sounded so afraid then when you came to rescue me, remember ? After that, I decided that I would never let something like that happen again. I cannot bear the fact that you have to suffer from worrying about me. Then, I faked my death, and made Ashhwag tell you that the director killed me. Then I know you would try to avenge me
Wifies : (deadpan) this hurt me more than anything else yk... also you literally gaslighted me into thinking you killed yourself.
Parrot : anyways! Follow me.
Wifies : why should I do that, let me guess... you captured my other friends, and made them into guards of the prison you're about to put me in. Am I correct .
Parrot : how did you know.... so you know the drill
Wifies mind : I can go anytime, but I want to fix Parrot, he still has hope.....