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Dire Crowley Has Created A Group Chat
Dire Crowley Has Invited 13 Users
Dire Crowley
Hello dear students and staff !
Divus Crewel
Crowley what is this ?
Dire Crowley
Well, I realized that the housewardens have no means of communication with us so I, as the kind headmage I am, decided to make this group chat !
Leona Kingscholar
I can already feel the headache coming from this
Riddle Rosehearts
I feel the same
Kalim Al-Asim
Hello everyone !!!
Dire Crowley Has Given Yuu Shrimpyig Admin
Yuu Shrimpyig
Crowley… why did u give me admin ?
Dire Crowley
Well… I know you know how to handle all of them so I trust you will not-
System Has Invited System
System Has Invited 18 Users
System Has Named Everyone Blank
System Has Changed 31 Names
Has committed arson more than 16 times
What just happened
HOW
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ?????
Has a shrine for his s/o
wtf
nuhuh
ahahahah
System Says :
If You Guess Who Someone Is Correctly Then The Names Will Be Returned To Normal, But No Telling Your Name, It Would Be No Fun Other Wise :pp
Is in the history books
wait what just happened
Oh yeah lol
Watch people sleeps
Wait what’s mine
OH YEAAAAAH
FORGOT I DO THAT LOOOOOL
Tried to sell his soul once before it got returned
How does one forget that
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT???
WHAT ARE YOU ???
Spelled Vil’s wardrobe bright green and wasn’t caught
I think It'll be be better to shut up rn
Oh
Welp, I better prepare my funeral
Wait no I doesn’t he doesn’t know who I am here
FREEDOM IS STILL MINE HELL YEAAAAAHHHHH
Watch people sleeps
YOU AND ME BOTH AHAHAHAH
Stole multiple tarts and blamed ace later on
I
I can just be an idiot in here without unattainable expectations
Finally, something healthy in my life
Ate a whole ass tree 5 times
@everyone send a dot with ur name so we can see all the names !!
The more quickly we get guess, the better it is
Stole multiple tarts and blamed Ace later on
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Has committed arson more than 16 times
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Surprisingly good at not showing favoritism to his stepson
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Tried to burn down Crowley’s office
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Lowkey stalks his s/o
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Can break walls
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Is related to Malleus Draconia
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Plans to adopt students
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Spelled Vil’s wardrobe bright green and wasn’t caught
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Is accidentally part of three different mafia
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Throws tomatoes at Riddle when bored
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Has a shrine for his s/o
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Was adopted by a teacher
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Sells and grows weed
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Pretends to sleep to listen to gossip
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Has killed before and may do it again
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Has sold feet pics
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Slept with multiple student’s relatives
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Crossdress but nobody found out yet
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Fights with Crowley on a near daily basis
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Break in NRC on a daily basis but is never caught
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Has had a treesome with Vil and Rook
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Has blackmail on everyone
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Is part beastmen but nobody knows
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Has been arrested multiple times
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Tried to sell his soul but it got refused
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His bf is over 100 years old
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Can speak to animals and uses it for gossip
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Is in the history books
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Possess and collects human bones
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Has won multiple fistfights
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Ate a whole ass tree 5 times
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Has committed arson more than 16 times
I am so concerned about so many people here…
Can break walls
You're one to talk….
Has committed arson more than 16 times
WAITTTTTT IK WHO YOU AREEEEEE
Can break walls
I DO TOO
YOU EXPOSE ME I EXPOSE YOU
Has committed arson more than 16 times
Fuck…. Well ig we can act normal here and nobody will realize
Stole multiple tarts and blamed Ace later on
I hope the @Slept with multiple student’s relatives is a staff member because what in the Great Sevens
Was adopted by a teacher
How does one eat a tree and five times at that
So many of those names scares me