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>Hannah
@hannahbanana rest in peace Angel, you'll be missed😞💔 [a picture of a bulldog with sleek black fur—Angel—mid a snarl so vicious there's visible foam dripping from it's mouth]
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>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @hannahbanana you swear hes gone right😟
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>>>Lily
@lily(◕ᴗ◕✿) Replying to @batman [a meme of ishowspeed trying not to laugh]
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>>>Clover
@clover🍀 Replying to @batman i lowkey don't know how to feel about this😭
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>>>Nefarious Panda
@nefariouspanda Replying to @batman Batman you can't say that!!😭😭
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>Anna
@getannabortion sees post by @hannahbanana checks replies knowing damn well they're gonna be funny—BATMAN?!?😭🥀 [a meme of someone gaping, wide eyed and clutching their chest in absolute shock]
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>Rocko
@elmocansuckit im actually crying why's batman here😭🥀
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>Superman ✓
@superman for the sake of the little patience I have left @therealgreenlantern please take Batman's phone away from him and trust that you will be dealt with when I return to the Watchtower
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>>Green Lantern ✓
@therealgreenlantern Replying to @superman [gif of Donald Duck visibly gulping in dread]
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>>Elmo
@rockocansuckit Replying to @superman “and trust that you'll be dealt with—” WTF DID GREEN LANTERN DO? WJAT DOES HE HAVE TO DO WITH THIS??😭😭 WHAT'S GOING ON???
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>>BreadEater
@breadeater579 Replying to @superman "and trust that you will be dealt with—" we'll be keeping you in our prayers @therealgreenlantern 😔🙏
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>>>Bread
@bread Replying to @breadeater579 [meme of a soldier amidst chaos and war staring wide eyed and unseeing]
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>>Brucie's Fifth Glass Of Wine
@bruciesfifthglassofwine Replying to @superman "and trust that you'll be dealt with—" man I KNOW the scones are gonna be hitting🤤, that's if the funeral is public of course😔🙏 rip gl
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>Jennifer
@niffer i JUST woke up😑
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>Superman ✓
@superman Replying to @hannahbanana Hannah I would like to apologise on Batman's behalf for his otherwise insensitive reply. As a result of an injury during a mission, he had to receive immediate medical attention that required anesthesia. And unfortunately...read more
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>Superman ✓
@superman Replying to @hannahbanana Hannah I would like to apologise on Batman's behalf for his otherwise insensitive reply. As a result of an injury during a mission, he had to receive immediate medical attention that required anesthesia. And unfortunately, he's developed an immunity to it's effects—hence his dosage had to be almost tripled.
His current state isn't his most conscious and critical. Please know that he didn't mean what he said and from me, I send my condolences.
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>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @superman “please know that he didn't mean what he said—” [meme of Sonic the hedgehog giving the sharpest side eye, while he's half shrouded in darkness]
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>>Christopher
@stop Replying to @superman IM TRYNA PROCESS EVERYTHING SUPERMAN JUST SAID AND BATMAN AIN'T LETTING ME BREATHE FOR SHIT😭🥀
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>>Red Robin's Missing Spleen
@redrobinsmissingspleen Replying to @superman “Batman developed an immunity to general anesthetic—” mid processing this very insane snippet of informati—BATMAN'S ALREADY REPLIED [gif of ishowspeed trying not to laugh]
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>>The Flash ✓
@theflash Replying to @superman in vino veritas
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>Elizabeth
@beth I feel like we're not focusing on the right thing right now, like we're getting distracted from the fact that Batman wished death upon somebody's dog
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>>Nightwing's Favourite C*m Sock
@nightwingsgurl Replying to @beth it's always you Elizabeth 🙄
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>>Yolanda
@yoyo Replying to @beth “wished death upon somebody's dog” girl has it EVER been this deep☠️🥀
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>>Lizzie
@lizzie꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ Replying to @beth he was literally medically induced into being high—lets give him a break💔
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>Superhero Enthusiast
@superheroenthusiast I feel like we're not talking about Batman's apparent immunity to anesthesia enough. WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAD TO TRIPLE THE DOSAGE JUST TO BARELY KNOCK HIM OUT—like Batman needed to get any cooler😭🙏
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>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @superheroenthusiast glaze me🤤
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>>>Jennifer
@niffer Replying to @batman im actually dying
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>>>Anthony
@tony Replying to @batman everytime I think this thread can't get any funnier, batman replies 😭😭
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>FearTheOranges
@theorangesaretobefeared601 Batman lowkey on some Brucey Wayne Shenanigans😭✌️
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>>VagueIndividual
@vagueindividual Replying to @theorangesaretobefeared601 NO! Don't say that! You'll summon them
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>>>FearTheOranges
@theorangesaretobefeared601 Replying to @vagueindividual who is “them”?
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>>#2 Brucey Glazer
@#2bruceyglazer Replying to @theorangesaretobefeared601 #thebuttsmatch mentioned??
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>>PurpleElephant
@specificallypurpleelephant Replying to @theorangesaretobefeared601 #thebuttsmatch mentioned???😲😲
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>>Jonathan
@jonathan2490 Replying to @theorangesaretobefeared601 did somebody say #thebuttsmatch???
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>Layla_The One
@laylathe01 since Batman's replying to everybody, imma lowkey shoot my shot—@batman u da real art😏😏
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>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @laylathe01airball💔
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>>>Layla_The One
@laylathe01 Replying to @batman😢😢
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>>>Horton🐘
@horton-hoeton Replying to @batman 😭😭
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>>>Christopher
@stop Replying to @batman somebody take that damn phone away from him already😭🥀
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>Wonder Woman ✓
@wonder_woman Batman, my love, please put the phone down
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>>Batman ✓
@batman Replying to @wonder_woman okay😞
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