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10:43 PM
[ Wen Junhui is on live! come let’s have a chat! ]
Junhui rustles slightly as he adjusts his phone, angling it just right, tilting it slightly left, then right, then leaning back to inspect the frame. He fixes the mic, smooths down his sweater sleeves, and leans closer to check the lighting.
hmm? wait… is this too bright? (leans forward, squints at himself, pats his hair down once)
okay… i think this is good!! (nods)
hi everyone! it’s being a while since i did a live. (laughs softly) how have you all being?
[ omg!!! junnieee!!! hiiii!!!! ]
[ HELLOOO!!! WE MISSED YOU!!! ]
[ bruh why are you handsome at 11PM??? ]
[ choked so hard, ‘cause WDYM JUNHUI IS LIVE NOW??? ]
[ HELLO SIR???? SHARE YOUR SKIN ROUTINE FIRST???? ]
[ waaahhh,,, youre live after 48 days!!!!! ]
Junhui playfully squints at the screen.
i missed you too. really. i’ve been busy with the movie promotions that i hardly got time. so it feels like i haven’t talked properly in a while. (shift closely, eyes widening) oh? it’s 48 days since my last live? woah, that’s really um, hold on— (rustles to get another phone, taps something into his phone, tongue peeking out a little) wait… 48… divided by… 7… (turns the phone around and shoves it to the camera.) that’s 6.85 weeks! ahhhh, almost 7 weeks! that sounds even more worse than 48 days…
[ LMAOOO HE DID MATH ]
[ i cant believe you did that???? ]
[ YOU LEFT US FOR 7 WEEKS!!! PEAK BETRAYAL!!! ]
[ so we collectively ignoring how he pulled out a second phone to do the math? ]
[ okay dramatic king ]
[ JUNNIE PLEASE LET ME BITE YOU ONCE ]
[ my idol is bad at maths, sorry people ]
Junhui laughs loud.
hey!! don’t make it sound like i abandoned you all (pouts slightly) i was working very hard, okay? (pouts harder, and crosses hands) i need to feed my kitten, so i should work hard! (sighs dramatically) and you little punks think the movie films itself, huh?
[ YES THEY DO! ]
[ movies film themselves!!! didn’t you know that, junnie?? ]
[ cat reveal when? ]
[ hmph! you are a bad kitty! ]
[ we forgive you since youre so cute! ]
[ POUT AGAIN PLEASE ]
[ ONE BITE PLS ]
Junhui drops his pout.
no, i’m not gonna do that again. (hmphs, playfully) i know you are taking screenshots, little rascals! (leans closer suspiciously) i know you.
[ HAHAHA kitty knows us well! ]
[ good kitty, behave! pout once! ]
[ TOO LATE!!! ]
[ screenshoted and screenrecorded hehe~ ]
[ sisters, share those screenshots!! i know i could trust you all ]
[ come here, lemme pat you once ]
[ we love you <3 ]
[ JUNNIE CAN I BITE YOU PLEASE ]
Junhui shakes his head fondly, his smile brightening.
anyways, the filming schedule was intense. (streches his neck slightly) some days we started at 4 in the morning (shifts backwards) aaah! i am really not build for early mornings, my soul leaves my body at that hour.
[ our kitty really worked hard!!! ]
[ pats for you <3 ]
[ take care junnie!!! but im desperate junnie, one bite please ]
[ kitty should sleep more now that you have free time!! ]
[ JUNNIEEEE :(( ]
[ protect him!!! our hardworking kitty!!! ]
[ DID YOU EAT PROPERLY THOUGH ]
Junhui exhales softly through his nose, amused, and leans closer to the screen like he’s about to confess something serious.
hey, hey. (rises his hands slightly) i ate! i really ate, okay? (nods firmly, reassuring his fans) i’ve been eating properly! the staffs and the crew were so sweet! they assured we were taken care of properly! they made sure none of us skipped meals. so, on the last say, i arranged a coffee truck for them! aahhh, i would love to work with them in the future. oh, i also made sure to take vitamins, don’t worry! (taps his chest lightly) my health is taken care of. don’t worry too much~
Junhui softens and reads the comments with a smile on his face.
are you guys taking care of yourselves? you better be! (sticks his fingers out as he counts) one, take your medications if you have any on time. two, sleep on time! three, eat properly, and on time. four, drink water and stay hydrated! (huffs and frowns playfully and scolds) don’t just yell at me and forget your own health.
[ HEY WHY ARE YOU SCOLDING US NOW ]
[ okay sorry mom ]
[ yes sir, will drink water regularly ]
[ ONE BITE IS ALL I AM ASKING PLS ]
[ whatever you say pretty boy~ ]
[ okay dramaqueen ]
[ GIVE US TMI!!! TMI!!!! WE NEED 7 TMIs!!!! ]
[ who is the one who keeps on asking to bite jun? ]
Junhui laughs quietly, feeling pleased. good huihuis. here, i am sending you all hearts~ (makes fingerhearts and giggles) aaahh (scrolls, as he reads comments seriously) huh? 7 TMIs??? (raises his eyebrows dramatically) seven???? (thinks hard) that’s too many, i will end up repeating one. (shakes his head firmly) okay. i’ll give you three. (points three fingers at the camera) only three.
[ YAAAY JUNNIE TMI!!! LET’S GO!!! ]
[ we accept!! ]
[ three is great! ]
[ PLEASE GIVE US JUICY NES PLS ]
[ one…. bite…. pls…. ]
[ someone really wants to bite jun what- ]
[ DON’T HOLD BACK ]
[ the OP who asks on biting jun is real lol ]
Junhui clasps his hands together in front of him.
okay, TMI number 1! (leans in slightly, lowering his voice like it’s a secret) i’m getting a new kitten!
[ you are getting a what ??? ]
[ ANOTHER ONE??? ]
[ first show your current on!!! ]
[ gatekeeping prince, show us your 1st daughter!!! ]
[ KITTY IS GETTING A KITTY??? ]
[ pic ot it didn’t happen ]
[ i would need to bite you regardless of your TMIs ]
[ PICS PLEASE ]
Junhui smiles proudly.
oh, the baby is not here yet! she is set to come home in two days! (takes his phone again, and shows a picture of cat tree) xiaoba and i have ordered this, it will be delivered tomorrow! (gestures vaguely around him) see, i’m very responsible.
[ responsible who?? ]
[ sir, may i remind you how you forgot your turn on your camera last time? ]
[ BAHAHAHA ]
[ kitty is really reaponsible!! ]
[ im really desperate kitty, one bite pls ]
[ awww the cat tree looks so cute!! ]
[ is xiaoba your cat? ]
[ JUNNNIIEEEEE HIIIIII ]
Junhui gasps in betrayal.
hey! that happened once! (holds up one finger defensively) once! (hmphs and clears his throat) okay. now, second TMI. (pouts) my cat is full on ignoring me. (sighs heavily, collapsing slightly on the couch) because i was away from her for more than three months. (sad and offended voice) she won’t even look at me properly. she just (gestures) stares on the wall.
[ DESERVED!!! ]
[ THREE MONTHS???? ]
[ poor cat, you traumatized her!! ]
[ APOLOGISE TO HER NOW!!! ]
[ one…. nomnom…. pls…. ]
[ princess might have gotten abandonment issues ]
[ then how did she select the cat tree with you??? ]
[ there there kitty ]
Junhui sighs dramatically.
okay! now the last TMI! (straightens, smiles softly) so the other night, my boyfriend, xiaoba told me he would brew me some tea tonight that would help me sleep like a baby. (reaches for something beside him, then pauses mid-motion) oh no. oh no. he is going to scold me. he said i should take the tea from the kettle. oh no. (widens his eyes) i forgot.
[ ????? ]
[ your who??? ]
[ BOYFRIEND???? ]
[ WHATTTTT ]
[ BITING CAN WAIT, YOUR WHAT?? ]
[ HOLD MY TEA, XIAOBA IS NOT YOUR CAT??? ]
[ JUNNIE IS PANICING OMG ]
[ EXCUSE ME?????? ]
[ THIS IS NOT THE TEA ANYMORE!!! ]
[ REWIND REWIND ]
[ PAUSE!!!!! ]
Junhui abruptly stands up and disappears off-screen in a rush, slippers loudly against the floor. The mic picks up faint distant clattering. After two minutes, Junhui reappears slightly out of breath, carefully holding a black ceramic cup with kitty ears, with steam rising dramatically from it. Junhui sits down triumphantly.
yaay! crisis solved! (lifts the sup proudly) look how cute this cup is! (shows off the cup) i got the black one and xiaoming got the white one! (soft smile) they got this tiny kitty ears, which is really cute. (giggles). oh! this is suan zao ren cha! xiaohao said it’s effective for him abd said he would brew me tonight! (blows gently) my boyfriend is so cool!
[ ????? ]
[ HUH??????? ]
[ JUN WE ARE NOT CONCERNED ABOUT THE TEA!!! ]
[ XIAOBA XIAOMING XIAOHAO! ]
[ JUNNIE WOULD STILL BITE YOU EVEN IF YOU GOT A BOYFRIEND!!! ]
[ SINCE WHEN DID YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??? ]
[ junnie, sweetie, did you end up getting an imaginary boyfriend?? ]
[ poor kitty got an imaginary boyfriend ]
[ WHERE IS YOUR BOYFRIEND NOW!!! ]
[ JUNNIE STOP YAPPING ABOUT TEA AND TELL US WHEN DID YOU GET A BOYFRIEND?? ]
[ ????????? ]
Junhui blinks slowly, confused.
why are you guys spamming me and feaking out? (tilts his head, as he reads a few comments) oh? i have never told about my boyfriend to guys? (proceeds to read more comments playfully scolding him) woah! i really didn’t tell you guys? (thinks for a second, takes a sip of tea and shrugs) well, now you guys know that i am not single (smirks playfully)
[ BRO WHAT ]
[ okay why does he is casually saying that omg ]
[ junnie, your boyfriend won’t mind if i take a quick bite of your cheeks right? ]
[ PLS TELL ME I AM NOT THE ONLY ONE THINKING JUN IS MAKING FUN OF US?? ]
[ SINGLE KITTY ERA OVER???? ]
[ IS HE REAL REAL?? ]
[ MAMA MY IDOL IS NOT BITCHLESS ANYMORE!!! ]
[ tell us about our brother-in-law!!!! ]
[ must be nice to have a bf who brews you tea sigh ]
[ WE NEED DETAILS!!! ]
Junhui proceeds to take small sips from his cup, humming quietly as he nods and finally nods.
okay deal. (leans closer, whispering conspiratorially) if you guys don’t betray me by telling him that i forgot to take the tea from the kettle… i will talk about him a little. (narrows his eyes playfully) if he finds out and scolds me, i will know it’s one of you guys.
[ DEAL DEAL ]
[ how could we betray you!!! ]
[ PROMISE PROMISE ]
[ KITTY IS FINALLY DONE GATEKEEPING HIS BF!!! ]
[ deal is only sealed if you let me bite your cheeks ]
[ OP who is desperate to bit cheeks, i admire you lol ]
[ CROSS MY HEART!!! ]
[ SO EXCITED AAHHH ]
[ your idol and my idol are not in the same level hehe~ ]
[ YESSSSSS LESSGOOOOO ]
Junhui giggles, sits back into his seat, smiles softer.
so, i have a boyfriend. (smiles) his name is minghao, and we have known each other since childhood. (moves a bit closer to read the comments) haha, yes! we went from childhood friends to lovers. (moves closer and whisper) hopefully husbands soon, since i’m planning to propose to him very soon. (moves his index finger to his mouth and motions to shh them) i better not see any leaks on the proposal in the social media. we gotta give xiaohao the perfect proposal, so no leaks, okay?
[ NO WAY!!!!!! ]
[ YES LETS JUST GLORIFY THE OTHER PARTS AND SKIP THIS PART ON THE EDITS!!! ]
[ AAAAHHHHHHHHHH MY HEART ]
[ YES!! JUNHUI AND HUIHUIS MUST GIVE MINGHAO THE PERFECT PROPORSAL!! ]
[ CHILDHOOD LOVERS TO BOYFRIENDS TROPE OMG ]
[ WAIT BITING YOUR CHEEKS CAN WAIT, HOW LONG ARE YOU GUYS TOGETHER ]
[ just curious where you guys oblivious idiots in love? ]
[ SLOW BURN SLOW BURN I JUST KNOW IT!!! ]
[ i love how jun trusts us enough to share his plans, like yes king, let’s get you married! ]
[ OMFG YES!!!!!!!!! ]
Junhui laughs as he reads the comments.
we weren’t exactly oblivious idiots… it was more like, (thinks) oblivious junhui and obvious minghao (laughs at his own words) yeah, definitely oblivious me haha. my poor baobei suffered lots. (shakes his head fondly) it was almost running in the same circle until, the last day of my school day. (light blush appearing, his eyes twinkling even in dim lighting) xiaoba had me pressed against the wall of my room and yelling at me telling how much he likes me and then kissed me so hard, and bit my cheeks in frustration. (laughs) and i was starstucked because (gestures vaguely) what do you mean the little guy i always teased about was kissing me and then i (makes a boom gesture) i realised i have been in love with him too.
[ SIR WHAT ]
[ DID A QUICK CALCULATION AND YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN IN RELATION FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS????? ]
[ OMG OMG OMG ]
[ WDYM MY IDOL GOT CORNERED AND GOT KISSED BY HIS BF BAHAHA]
[ NO WAYYYYYY ]
[ FORGET BITING YOU, DID YOU GET BITTEN BY YOUR BF LMAOOO ]
[ LMAO WHAT ]
[ OMG IM STANNING MINGHAO GE!!! ]
[ PICS SHARE PICS ]
[ BAHAHAHAHA ]
[ MORE INFORMATION JUNHUI COME ONE ]
Junhui reads the comments scanning at them and giggling.
i won’t share of his pictures without his permission, so nope, but i can tell you he is pretty, very pretty, so beautiful! (nods) i can give you other details. xiaoba is talented artist! (proud face) he works in an elite circle, with galley exhibitions, art museums and lots! (proud tone, leans in) he words so hard. i’ve seen him stay up all night painting because he wasn’t satisfied with a color tone? (confused) i don’t really understand all these, but i can tell xiaoba is very very talents and i really love seeing him in his zone. (soft smile)
[ TALENTED ARTIST BOYFRIEND??? ]
[ ACTOR BOYFRIEND X ARTIST BOYFRIEND ]
[ PRETTY, BEAUTIFUL AND TALENTED, WEN JUNHUI YOU LUCKY GUY!!! ]
[ can i bite you both? please? ]
[ HOW DID YOU END BAG HIM??? ]
[ biting OP is really something else lol ]
[ IS HE PRETTY PRETTY OR P-PRETTY P-PRETTY? ]
[ look at kitty yapping about his bf, so cute!! ]
[ jun, you better treat him well!!!! ]
[ someone is in love~ ]
Junhui squints at the comments.
hey! What do you mean how did i bag him? (huffs out) as i said earlier, he pressed me against the wall, and sucked my breath out of my lungs! (pauses and whispers) not than i am complaining. (straightens slightly) i’m pretty handsome, ain’t i? (sees the comments saying his boyfriend is prettier) woah woah, you guys haven’t even seen my baobei, and you all are already stanning my baobei? oh no (shakes his head) i mean, i am not pretty and handsome and beautiful when you compare me with my baobei, so yeah. (his voice teasing, and smiley)
[ NOOOO JUNNIE, YOURE CUTE TOOO ]
[ OH LORD, LOOK AT HIM PLAYING THE WHITE LOTUS CHARACTER ]
[ not me, i am stanning you both! ]
[ praying more to see minghao in the future ]
[ jun giggles more now, he is in love love!!! ]
Junhui yaps without a care.
xiaoba is really cute. like very very cute. like, at times i get this urge to bite him. (makes this gesture) i get this intense cuteness aggression, and i just (sighs dramatically) he focuses on his painting and pokes his tongue out, and (screams a bit) aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh. (looks at the camera) guys, i really love him.
[ SEE!!! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I AM FEELING, SO LET ME BITE YOU!!!!! ]
[ LMAOO JUNHUI TELLING HE WANTS TO BITE HIS BF BAHAHA ]
[ junhui feeling the cuteness aggression was not on my bingo list lol ]
[ same junhui same, we love him too ]
[ BAHAHAHA ]
[ BITING OP, IT’S YOUR TIME TO SHINE ]
[ BITING OP, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO JUNNIE LOL ]
[ THAT SCREAM LMAOOO ]
[ okay simp ]
[ SIMP SIMP ]
Junhui’s voice softens, his cheeks already red while yapping about his boyfriend.
he forgets everything else while he is in his zone, but oh lord. (exhales slowly, and blinks, and realsies he is yapping and oversharing) …why are you guys making me describe him.
[ HEY YOU STARTED IT ]
[ TMI TMI TMI ]
[ all these aside, it’s sweet to see junhui in love ]
[ he yapped yapped yapped ]
[ cutie cutie cutie ]
Junhui sighs, and continues, as if he is not yapping about how much he is in love with his Minghao in front of thousands of people.
he calls me every night whenever i am filming outside city. (smiles) even if it’s late for him, he would place an alarm and call me, and asks me if i am doing alright. (faintly scratches his neck) he is so sweet. sometimes, he would end up sleeping while i yap. (laughs a bit) i could listen to his breathing, and it calms me down. (smiles as he read the comments telling they are happy for him and that is sweet) yeah, sweet xiaoba. and, he always know when i am feeling down. (shakes his head) when i asked him once how did he know i am not feeling good, he deadass started at me like this (imitates a stare) and said, ‘i grew up with you, idiot. i know when you are thinking you are not enough. i love you a lot, so shut those thoughts because you are amazing person.’ (laughs) which made me cry that day haha (giggles and read comments) honestly guys, he is very sweet.
[ AWWWWWWWW ]
[ STOP MAKING US EMOTIONAL OMG ]
[ BABY YOU DESERVE ALL THE LOVE ]
[ minghao and junui are my favourite couple aahhh ]
[ CAN YOU GUYS ADOPT ME PLEASE ]
[ OKAY YOU CAN NOW STOP MAKING ME CRY ]
[ babiieessss ]
[ wait, wait, i didn’t sign up for me crying ]
Junhui smiles and before he continue to yap, he hears a meow and he brightens up.
oh my god? did my prettiest daughter come looking for me? (baby voice) come here xiao jia, pspsps (moves out the screen and come back with a white fluffy cat) say hi, xiao jia! (takes one hand and waves at the camera) guys, this is xiao jia! My very prettiest eldest daughter! (shifts his attention to xiao jia and babies her) did baby finally remember your papa? (presses his cheek against xiao jia’s head, and proceed to kiss her) i missed you, baby, my prettiest daughter! (xiao jia meows back and plays with junhui’s hoodie strings) where is your baba?
[ OH MY GOD!!! XIAO JIA IS SO PRETTY??? ]
[ MY HEART!!!! ]
[ SO CUTE SO CUTE ]
[ LOOK AT HOW JUN BABYS XIAO JIA AAHHH ]
[ HE CALLS HIMSELF PAPA ]
[ XIAO JIA PRETTIEST KITTY ]
[ SHE LOOKS SO FLUFFY AND MAJESTIC ]
[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH ]
[ BITING CAN WAIT EVEN THOUGH IM SO DESPERATE, CAN I PET XIAO JIA FIRST? ]
[ CCCCCCUUUUUUUUTTTTTEEEEEEEEEE ]
As Junhui continues to play with Xiao Jia, a soft and calm voice echos the room.
jun-ge, is xiao jia with you?
Junhui’s face brightens like someone just increased the screen brightness to 200%. Junhui’s gaze locks in the hallway, eyes wide and sparkling.
hi baobei! she’s with me! (looks at the camer and whispers) he calls me ‘ge’ when he needs something.
[ ??????? ]
[ OMG WHO WAS THAT ]
[ JUN-GE????? ]
[ IS THAT HIM???? ]
[ OH MY GOOODDDDDDD?????? ]
[ LOOK AT JUNHUI’S FACE OMG ]
[ OMG HIS VOICE???? ]
[ HOLY MOLY???? ]
[ VOICE SOUNDS SO BITABLE??? JUNHUI CAN YOU FIGHT?? ]
[ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH ]
Junhui beams, still holding Xiao Jia softly.
jun-ge?
The voice repeats, this time a little more closer. Junhui clears his throat and raises his voice slightly.
she’s here, baobei!
Junhui ignores the comments and continues petting Xiao Jia’s fluffy head.
don’t let her chew the hoodie string.
Junhui gasps in mock offense.
hey! i am not that irresponsible!
Junhui looks down to find his pretty daughter absolutely chewing the hoodie string. Junhui panics.
hey—hey, baby, no, that’s your beautiful papa’s hoodie, not mine—
[ THAT’S MINGHAO’S HOODIE??? ]
[ CONFRIMED LMAO ]
[ MINGHAO GE!!! HIIII!!! ]
[ LMAOOOOO ]
[ JUNHUI IS PANCING BECAUSE XIAO JIA IS BITING MINGHAO’S HOODIE STRING LMAOO ]
[ BAHAHAHA ]
Junhui clears his throat aggressively and whines, looking at the hallway.
baobei, why are you exposing me?
The calm voice answered without an hesitation or appearance.
i just told you not to et her chew them.
Junhui shifts Xiao Jia to one arm and shifts slightly, adjusting the screen,
i am on live right now, od you want to say hi to them? (casually asks toward the hallway and waits for the reply)
…i am not dressed properly.
Junhui immediately looks at the camera, and back to the hallway.
baobei, you look amazing in my hoodie, and you look perfect! (grins) besides they already know everything, heh!
[ HUH?? ]
[ ALREADY KNOW WHAT??? ]
[ HEY WE BARELY KNEW YOU WERE BITCHLESS FOR ALMOST 15 YEARS JUST A FEW MINS BACK??? ]
[ I WILL BITE YOU HARDER IF YOU LIE TO OUR MINGHAO GE!]
[ WE KNOW NOTHING??? ]
[ MINGHAO GE BELIEVE US!!! ]
Junhui grins mischievously and giggles.
well, now you know i have an amazing boyfriend! (looks at the hallway) they want to meet you! do you want to join? (softens his expression) you don’t have to if you don’t feel like joining. (smiles)
…just a second.
Junhui beams a smile and giggles. Junhui proceeds to stare at the hallway and laughs a little and extends his left arms after a few moments, as his right hand pets Xiao Jia. The next moment, a figure appears dressed in a blue hoodie and a shorts, hair soft and slightly messy like it was styled with fingers a second before, and naturally pretty.
[ OH LORD????? ]
[ HOLY FUCKING SHIT???? ]
[ HE’S SO PRETTYY?????? ]
[ HE IS REALLY GLOWING OMGGG ]
[ WEN JUNHUI HOW DID YOU BAG THIS CELESTIAL BEING?? ]
[ MINGHAO GE!!!! HELLOOOO!!!! ]
Minghao gives a small smile, and bows politely as he greets the fans. (voice calm and cheeks dusted in pink shade) i’m minghao.
Junhui beams like he is showing of a national treasure.
my boyfriend! (adds immediately, earning a look from minghao)
i can introduce myself.
Junhui covers his immediately, smiling and giggling.
[ BAHAHAHA ]
[ ‘MY WIFE TELLS ME TO SHUT UP AND I SHUT UP’ ]
[ MINGHAO GE!!! YOUR VOICE IS SO CALM AND SOOTHING!!! ]
[ HE’S SO CALM THAT ITS MAKING ME BLUSH???? ]
[ MINGHAO GE LEAVE JUN AND MARRY ME!! ]
Minghao reads the fast moving comments and lifts his eyebrows slightly.
…they are very energetic. (earns a chuckle from junhui) oh, they are proposing me?
Junhui paused and gasps at the camera.
[ YES!!! ]
[ MINGHAO GE, I HAVE A STABLE JOB!! ]
[ I CAN COOK AND CLEAN ]
[ I WILL BUY YOU AN ART STUDIO, GE!!! ]
[ I’M FREE TOMORROW GE! LET’S GO ON A DATE!!! ]
[ JUNHUI MOVE! I WANNA BITE MINGHAO GE NOW! ]
[ PRETTY BOY PRETTY BOY ]
[ Minghao ge, have you considered on being a model? ]
[ HAO GE YOU SHOULD BE AN IDOL!!!! ]
[ AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH ]
excuse me?? i’m literally here?? (shifts closer to minghao, the free arm loosely circling his waist and pulling him closer) stop asking him for a date! he is a very taken man! (minghao laughs softly and scans the comments)
oh, they are asking me when was the last time you took me for a date. (minghao giggles)
Junhui whines and hugs Minghao, Xiao Jia escaping from them.
i know it was a few months ago. (pouts) but i’m taking you on a date tomorrow, so the date argument doesn’t count.
[ YOU ARE NEGLECTING YOUR PRETTY BOYFRIEND??? ]
[ MINGHAO GE, I CAN TAKE YOU ON A DATE EVERY DAY! ]
[ JUNHUI STEP ASIDE!!! ]
[ OUR PRETTY BOY SHOULD BE ON DATE EVRY SINGLE DAY ]
[ HAO GE YOURE SO PRETYYY ]
[ HAOHAO I CAN GIVE YOU PRETTY FLOWERS, PLEASE LET ME BITE YOU ONCE ]
[ biter OP now wants to bite minghao lmaooo ]
Minghao proceeds to giggle as he reads the comments while patting his boyfriend who has been pouting and nuzzling. Minghao smiles and says in a sweet voice.
thank you so much for supporting junnie all these years. (pauses) he talk about how nice you guys are.
i do not, (huffs and meets minghao’s face) ….okay maybe i do (mumbles, making minghao smile wider)
[ AWWIIEEEE WE LOVE YOU TOO JUNNIE <3 ]
[ HAHAHA HAO GE EXPOSED JUN LMAOOO ]
[ MINGHAO GE PLEASE IM DESPERATE CAN I BITE YOU ]
[ look at how clingy junnie is haha ]
[ MINGHAO BEST BOYFRIEND!!]
[ MINGHAO AND JUNHUI ARE SO CUTE IMMA CRY BYE ]
[ HAVE YOU GUYS CONSIDERED OUR MENTAL STATE??? CRYING ]
that doesn’t excuse them flirting with you!
oh, someone is offering they will buy me three cats.
no.
hmm… three is tempting.
you already have three!
…we only have two.
you have three.
xiao jia, xiao mou and….?
think again, baobei.
(faces camera) apologies, my boyfriend and your idol is not a human, he is a cat.
minghao??????
[ BRO WHAT— ]
[ NO WAY???? ]
[ okay what was that- ]
[ hmmmmm TMI! TMI! ]
[ so this is how you get second hand embarrassment… ]
[ HAO GE IS SO SAVAGE THO ]
[ BAHAHAAHAHA ]
Minghao stays perfectly calm, with a soft smile on his face, where as Junhui is clutching his chest dramatically.
you’re ruining my image!!
Minghao blinks innocently at his boyfriend.
are you sure about that, baobei?
what— what?
you sure i’m the one ruining your image?
hmph!
…not my problem that you forgot you are a cat.
hey!!
[ I JUST KNOW THERE IS SOME KIND OF INSIDE JOKE!!! ]
[ LET ME IN!!!! LET ME IN!!! ]
[ MEOW FOR US JUN KITTY!! ]
[ OMG MINGHAO IS SO COOL!!! ]
oh my god— i am not a cat!!!
you meow when you’re hungry.
baobei!!!! why are you leaking our private household behaviour??
you and your daughter ruined my hoodie you’re wearing now.
i can buy you another one????
not the same.
how is it not the same? i literally bought it for you?
nah, my best friend bought me that.
wh—what??? i am literally the best friend in the question??
nah, my best friend is more of a simp and won’t bicker like this.
hah????? (gesture at the camera) vouch for me?
they won’t (smiles and reads the comments supporting mingha) oh, they want you to meow for them first.
…i am ending this live. (stands up, minghao giggling, and pulling junhui towards him)
if you meow for them once, i will stop sharing your embarrassing stories.
…promise?
promise, sweetheart.
[ THAT ESCALATED ]
[ SO MINGHAO IS THE ONE IN CHARGE OH~ ]
[ ONE MEOW PLS ]
[ WE DESERVE AT LEAST A MEOW!!! ]
….meow.
Minghao’s giggles watching Junhui meow. Minghao quickly drags Junhui out of the screen and a moment after, Junhui appears with his face red and his widened gaze outside the screen.
[ HOLY SHIT DID MINGHAO OULL JUNHUI TO KISS??? ]
[ must be good to be in a relationship… sigh… ]
[ OKAY TIME TO PACK UP~ ]
[ UMMMMMMMM ]
hm… since it is getting late, let’s end the live here. yeah? right! bye~
What the fans heard last was Minghao’s cute giggles and Junhui’s voice saying ‘my prettiest laopo, aren’t you too eager now?’